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968 monkeys remain, all depressed, and fearing for their life. 

But there were some that were enjoying the sadistic atmosphere.

So, one day, monkey 968 was standing near a fountain.

It was all silent....until monkey 967 came and drowned monkey 968 in the fountain.

Later....the monkeys found 968....lifeless...in the fountain. There was no sign of 967 either.

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A few days later, monkey 967 came back, and falsely accused monkey 966 of having killed monkey 968 and attempting to murder monkey 967. In their grief, the monkeys stoned monkey 966. But prior to dying, monkey 966 pointed to monkey 967, and a number of monkeys saw that monkey 967 was laughing at the death of monkey 966. Realizing they had been tricked, the monkeys stormed off monkey 967 as he fled for his life.

Monkey 966 was dead, and the fate of monkey 967 remains unknown...

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After a few days, the monkeys found 967, who seemed to have been strangled to death. Who could have done this? It was surely one of the monkeys, no doubt.

965 monkeys remained.

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Monkey 965 died of food poisoning. To relieve its stress, it ate anything that was edible. Rotten meat to uncooked fish.

Because of the smell, Monkey 964 also died. It was too intense and his brain shutdown.

 

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966 had managed to escape death, however it had the misfortune of meeting the new serial killer monkey (who had off'd 967) while meeting Monkey 963.

The two were thrown off a height, and found dead. The new serial killer is still missing.

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962 monkeys were having a party at a lake, just to cheer themselves up.

Unfortunately, monkey 962 was found dead in the lake. Apparently he wanted to do a "how long can I last in the water" challenge, but realized he couldn't swin, and drowned.

961 monkeys remain, saddened by 962's death, and also being cautious of the secret serial killer.

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We've got a story going guys!

Monkey 961 decided to run away, afraid of the mysterious serial killer monkey. He managed to find a city filled with people, but was kidnapped and brought to a zoo. He felt trapped there, until some animal rights activists successfully released him and brought him to a jungle. However, he soon realized that this was his jungle, and before long the mysterious serial killer monkey found him and ambushed Monkey 961, killing him with a stone knife the serial killer monkey had made.

960 monkeys still remained...

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960 was a monkey that took its time waking up, slowly rising from where it slept and walking out to get breakfast groggily.

Of course, it didn't realise that the tree it called home had broken in half, and it fell down the new gap that was in the middle. At least it didn't feel it.

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After a month of no deaths or accidents, the monkeys had assumed the suspected serial killer was monkey 960, who had died after falling down from his home.

Suddenly, a fire breaks out in their home, the jungle, caused by the pyromaniac, monkey 959. While almost all the monkeys escaped fiery death, monkey 959, 958, and 957 were engulfed by the flames completely. No remains of them were to be found after the fire died down.

956 monkeys remain alive and healthy. But for how long?

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Monkey 956 was taking a walk when he found a book called "Death Note." Reading its rules, he wrote down the names of Monkey 955 and Monkey 954. However, Monkey 956 was kinda... bananas... and he accidentally wrote down his name instead of Monkey 954. Therefore, within 40 seconds both Monkey 955 and Monkey 956 died of a heart attack.

954 monkeys remained.

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954 took some fencing lessons. Unfortunately the rapier slipped out of its hand and killed 953. 954 was so shocked and tried to explain that the rapier had been greased by someone. Nobody believed 954, and 954 was hung.

952 monkeys remain.

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949 was killed by dozens of knives impaled in him. Apparently, a mysterious time-stopping vampire monkey had killed him.

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948 was taking a walk when she was struck down by a brick that fell from the sky.

947 saw 948 killed, and began running away before another monkey fell on top of her head and instantly killed her.

946 snuck aboard a plane and was throwing bricks out of it. He then stole thousands of dollars worth in gold and jumped out. However, he forgot his parachute and fell to his death.

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Monkey 942 found the typewriters and tried to re-write the entirety of Shakespeare's works. However, he only got halfway through Macbeth (and billions of wasted paper) before dying of starvation.

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Monkey 937 was taking a walk in the jungle between three thirty and four, but didn't realize that was the time the Elephant Air-diving Team (EAT) was finishing their meeting (i.e. landing) and... yeah...

Little did any of the other monkeys know that another monkey - the serial killer monkey - secretly told monkey 937 to take a walk in that specific area of the jungle at that specific time...

936 monkeys remain.

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Monkey 936 found a present of bananas and gave it to his friends monkeys 935 and 934.

936 left for 2 minutes for bathroom. And heard an explosion. His bananas were a bomb and killed his friends.

936 decided to try suicide, but was killed by EAT landing time.

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933 had managed to ascertain who was arranging for all of these deaths. However, before 933 could put the answers down in writing, it was called out to the clearing outside its home. While standing there waiting, a small banana landed in front of it, and then exploded.

932 was coming to meet 933, but saw the explosion before it could get there. Scared, it ran off, falling into a trap and dying at the bottom. By the time the two were found dead, it was determined both were accidental. But doubts remained among the rest.

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931 was walking up the stairs of his treehouse, holding his fencing sword, and smiling over the fact that he greased 954's sword and ultimately got him hung. He after all hated the monkey for being famous at fencing, and that made him only 2nd best. Now, being the superior- and only- monkey fencer, he laughed and laughed.... and accidentally tripped and fell down the stairs. He lost grip of his sword too, and it fell straight onto him, piercing his heart....

 

930 monkeys remain...

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Monkey 930 was the warden of the prison. Guarding prisoners one day till a riot killed him and monkey gaurd 929.

928 believed riot was caused by serial killer monkey, but was put in insane asulym, died from starvation, because all gaurds died.

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