Clarine Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 To replace the pitcher with a fully automated ball-launching machine, firing at least eight baseballs at you per second. That way, one can easily impress the audience with both suspense and nontraditional entertainment as you are either to hit the balls away so your team can run through all the bases or you are to feel the impending doom of being subjected by the wrath of a hundred baseballs. The proper way to rule the entire world is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadJak91 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 ...to get a useless degree first. Then you start flame on twitter. That takes time so you better have enough sock puppet accounts at first or bots to spread it. It does not mean you have to agree with yourself. You just need to rally a lot of people either with you or against you. After that, when your flaming ground is established, you start taking huge donations. With money, you publish a highly controversial book that is pretty much only you citing your past tweets. With that done, there is a chance you appear on the national TV. From there, you get into politics or extreme groups, brainwash people, make them vote for you, you start calling the shots, name yourself the Holy Emperor of Men, invest into bio-weapons, build a throne that will support your life for all eternity and finally take over with a huge army or engineered super humans backed by Google. The proper way to type stupid posts is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BakanGin Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 To make them as as long as a book. Eat the book and boil your stomach every time there's a reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 The proper way to keep an idiot busy is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Just now, Dragoncat said: The proper way to keep an idiot busy is... To not tell them the punchline of a joke and leave them in suspense. the proper way to take over the world is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadJak91 Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 (edited) ...to build a giant straw and threaten the world that you will suck out all air on Earth by placing one end in outer space. The proper way of raising your kids is... Edited August 17, 2017 by MadJak91 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 5 minutes ago, MadJak91 said: ...to build a giant straw and threaten the world that you will suck out all air on Earth by placing one end in outer space. The proper way of raising your kids is... To remember to feed them once a week and water then every 2 days. Â the proper way to farm for EXP is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BakanGin Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Make a program to fight small enemies and leave it on for 100 hours. TThe proper way to bear a country is.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Turn all the country's inhabitants into bears. Said country better have a lot of woods, or else the inhabitants would refuse to go number 2 and block themselves up and die. The proper way to choose a smartphone is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 To just buy the first one you see. the proper way to pay video games is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BakanGin Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 To first go in with no previous knowledge and try your hardest to do something till you fail. Till relising that it was not at all the game you thought it was. The proper way to fish at the ocean is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 ... with good gear and a licence. The proper way to defenestrate somebody is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadJak91 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 ...to convince them it is for experiments related to gravitational pull and velocity and their possible sacrifice is going to be well documented in scientific papers once you become famous. The proper way to start a coup is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 (Ah, good, you understood defenestrate!) ... by convincing the military that the government is garbage, and then having that government defenestrated. The proper way to survive defenestration is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Spoiler  6 hours ago, Ottokar said: (Ah, good, you understood defenestrate!) Or he just looked it up. The proper way to survive being smashed is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Rex Glacies said:  Reveal hidden contents  Or he just looked it up. The proper way to survive being smashed is... To not get smashed in the first place. the proper way to train Pokémon is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadJak91 Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 (edited) 7 hours ago, Rex Glacies said: Or he just looked it up. Haha, oh u! I can say for myself that I did not but sure, I have no online proof! :D Whether it also comes from the German word for a window, Fenster, that I do not know... ...to reset your game four hours until you are satisfied with your IVs and EVs and then you waste play for absurd amount of hours so you have the objectively absolutely genetically one-of-a-kind team!! Ottokar was skipped so: ...to rely on the statistics that many people survived falls from big heights. Even kids who climbed and fell through a window a few floors high up. The proper way to conquer the galaxy is... Edited August 23, 2017 by MadJak91 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 6 hours ago, MadJak91 said: Haha, oh u! I can say for myself that I did not but sure, I have no online proof! :D Whether it also comes from the German word for a window, Fenster, that I do not know... ...to reset your game four hours until you are satisfied with your IVs and EVs and then you waste play for absurd amount of hours so you have the objectively absolutely genetically one-of-a-kind team!! Ottokar was skipped so: ...to rely on the statistics that many people survived falls from big heights. Even kids who climbed and fell through a window a few floors high up. The proper way to conquer the galaxy is... To kidnap princess peach.  the proper way to beat Cynthia's garchomp is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 to import a level 100 Rhydon from Ruby and have him use Horn Drill. 8 hours ago, MadJak91 said: Haha, oh u! I can say for myself that I did not but sure, I have no online proof! :D Whether it also comes from the German word for a window, Fenster, that I do not know... ...to reset your game four hours until you are satisfied with your IVs and EVs and then you waste play for absurd amount of hours so you have the objectively absolutely genetically one-of-a-kind team!! Ottokar was skipped so: ...to rely on the statistics that many people survived falls from big heights. Even kids who climbed and fell through a window a few floors high up. The proper way to conquer the galaxy is... Heh, don't worry, I believe you. Also, Ottokar wasn't skipped; the video was my response to his statement. The proper way to juggle is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BakanGin Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Use flaming chairs, bones, underwear and beach balls as juggling balls. Stand on a skyscraper and if succeded, be glad how luck y u are. The proper way to work at McDonalds is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadJak91 Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 (edited) 18 hours ago, Rex Glacies said: Also, Ottokar wasn't skipped; the video was my response to his statement. I am dumb. The spolier over the video blends with the quote box. I see. Apologies! ...to proudly serve the superior fast food chain! If you are the manager then make sure you walk around and joke and make sure everyone feels like a freaking hero of the state! The proper way to pick a waifu is... Edited August 24, 2017 by MadJak91 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umerol Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 is to choose a trap. The "Proper" way to eat cereal is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Put chocolate milk on it and just drink the milk and leave the soggy cereal bowl in the sink for someone else to deal with. The proper way to catch a pedophile in the act is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 ... to put up cameras in his home, then hide in waiting. The proper way to destroy Loptyr is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 to kill all the kids with Holy Blood, throw away all the legendary weapons, and take down the enemy with the only units you have left using iron weapons. The proper way to ask a question is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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