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I saw this in some other forum so I decided to do it here

Basically , someone says a wish , and the person who posts after him must corrupt it

For example:

Wish: I wish to fly

Corrupted: But then you'd be shot down by some bird hunter

okay , i'll start:

I wish to become a royal person

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Too bad, the only new Pokémon are the lines currently revealed!

I wish Homura Akemi never did... whatever... that... was... for Rebellion's ending and something that makes sense happened instead.

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I wish FE 4 and 5 were remade and released in the West.

I wish Homura Akemi never did... whatever... that... was... for Rebellion's ending and something that makes sense happened instead.

Homura did nothing and the whole series is now just a boring play-by-play of math class, and Kyubey is just the class pet making contracts for property insurance with no hidden clauses.

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the translation would be full of horrendous typos.

I wish my uncle wasn't allergic to cats.

I wish FE 4 and 5 were remade and released in the West.

Homura did nothing and the whole series is now just a boring play-by-play of math class, and Kyubey is just the class pet making contracts for property insurance with no hidden clauses.

Ngl I think I'd prefer that to the whole demon thing, considering Homura gets that power essentially out of nowhere.
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I wish my cat would stop following me into the bathroom, and meowing at me to turn the faucet on.

I wish my uncle wasn't allergic to cats.

Your uncle is not allergic to cats, but now you are.

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I wish I could sing well.

Your cat now follows you everywhere except the bathroom, and never, ever leaves you alone.

I wish no one on the planet was allergic to things.

(Ah, but I already have that. :P)

Now no one's immune system works at all.

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But then the fans will criticize it for having same gameplay as in previous tiltes

I wish for a sonic 06 remake so I can rant about how bad it is

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I wish Roy promoted after 14(x) but nothing else was changed about FE6.

Roy's promotion was changed to after 14(x) but since nothing else was changed, the game crashes after Ch21 by trying to make Roy promote again.

I wish Blaze Union gets a good official English localization free of typos and mistranslations.

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But then the developers of the game would have to keep the name for all other translations as well

I wish to become a Power Ranger

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I wish Ike x Soren was canon.

...I wish that I could become a skilled pianist.

Granted, but now you are an idiot savant and utterly fail at everything else.

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Granted, but now you will have to see an Ike X Soren fan art where the two are doing sex in every site you will go.

Oh, and the pictures will be drawn in a terrible way too.

I wish to have more self-esteem.

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I wish Revelations didn't stink after you got to Valla.

I wish to have more self-esteem.

Granted, but now you are an arrogant jerk.

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Now Conquest and Birthright lose everything that made them better.

But then the developers of the game would have to keep the name for all other translations as well

How is that a bad thing? :P: Gabo best name.

I wish we had the Hasha Roy badge back.

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I wish that Hand Axes and Javelins can double and crit in FE15.

I wish we had the Hasha Roy badge back.

Granted, but it is the only badge.

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