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Nobody loves me, nobody cares,
Nobody picks me peaches and pears.
Nobody offers me candy and Cokes,
Nobody listens and laughs at me jokes.
Nobody helps when I get into a fight,
Nobody does all my homework at night.
Nobody misses me,
Nobody cries,
Nobody thinks I'm a wonderful guy.
So, if you ask me who's my best friend, in a whiz,
I'll stand up and tell you NOBODY is!
But yesterday night I got quite a scare
I woke up and Nobody just WASN'T there!
I called out and reached for Nobody's hand,
In the darkness where Nobody usually stands,
Then I poked through the house, in each cranny and nook,
But I found SOMEBODY each place that I looked.
I seached till I'm tired, and now with the dawn,
There's no doubt about it-
NOBODY'S GONE!!

-Shel Silverstein (a Somebody)

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"Why are you writing this down?"

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"It sure is fun to ninja poor, innocent Beep!"

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11 minutes ago, Mackc2 said:

"That's my secret, I'm never sure." 
DefaultBeep 
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Can confirm, I did say this. Although I completely forget when, where, and why.

1 minute ago, SullyMcGully said:

"I like putting words in other peoples mouths! And while I'm at it, I PICK MY NOSE!"

Everybody else on this thread.

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BTW, we just became the hottest thread in the Forest. MOD ALERT!

"It's like my mom always said: if you don't have anything nice to say about someone, don't blow your nose into your hand."

 - Patrick, in an old Spongebob game that I played way too much.

Eh, I'm cool with tempting fate. As opposed to outright begging fate to show up, like a certain @Mackc2 on this thread,

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7 minutes ago, DefaultBeep said:

Can confirm, I did say this. Although I completely forget when, where, and why.

Eh, I'm cool with tempting fate. As opposed to outright begging fate to show up, like a certain @Mackc2 on this thread,

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Those where your last word before we met a terrible fate. 

Hey its no fun until everything is on fire 

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4 minutes ago, Mackc2 said:

Those where your last word before we met a terrible fate. 

Hey its no fun until everything is on fire 

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Oh yeah! What good memories(?).

You do you, man. You do you.

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1 minute ago, SullyMcGully said:

Meta forced smiles? Or meta for reals?

This is either going to turn into something really deep, or something nobody understands.

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Maybe the meta is for something similar to a smile, but without anything to like.

Wait, no, nevermind, I think I got it.

latest?cb=20160118005844

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5 hours ago, DefaultBeep said:

Maybe the meta is for something similar to a smile, but without anything to like.

Wait, no, nevermind, I think I got it.

latest?cb=20160118005844

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A meta-knight, must be Reinhardt under that mask 
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