Dragoncat Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 It is instead COMIC SANS! In an alternate universe, monkeys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Have there own planet an-wait a minute...statue of liberty...that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you, damn you all to hell! In an alternate universe where fidget spinners never caught on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Instead preteens became obsessed with actual ninja shurikens. A lot were hospitalized. But on the bright side, eating tide pods never became a thing! In an alternate universe where Grumpy Cat was never a thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 ...Instead of being an internet sensation, she went back to school, got her degree in chemical engineering, and solved climate change. Which is all well and good, but citizens of the world had to turn to *shudder* Garfield if they wanted to see a regularly cynical cat. In an alternate universe where hamburgers are made from ham... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 ... cheeseburgers are made from cheese, and that's terrible. In an alternate universe where everyone has to speak Welsh or some other unpronounceable language... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic_Yandere Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Mae popeth yn ofnadwy! In an alternate universe where gunpowder doesn't exist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Everybody still uses bladed weapons and bows. In an alternate universe where it's common for people to have wacky hair and eye colors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 The 1990s. Were still a crazy decade. Angular faces. In an alternate universe where Anime never existed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 The Paris Peace Conference didn't mess up everything and cause pretty much most of the problems we have in the world today, which means that WWII never happened. In an alternate universe where humanity invented space travel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 ...Our solar system is the extent of the Universe. In an alternate universe where there are no similes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 There are instead metaphors for everything. "Like" and "as" don't exist in the English language. If you "like" something you instead "love" or "approve of" it. In an alternate universe where Earth has two moons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 They're gravitational forces interact with each other, creating a habitable zone in between them. Thus spawning basic animal life and plans for a space station on each of the moons. In an alternate universe where Chevy was not ranked as JD power's number one truck brand of 2017... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 There were no annoying commercials on TV boasting about it. In an alternate universe where Logan Paul never existed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 In an alternate universe where Coffee Joe is a respected musical artist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightOfNohr Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 ...he is known as Tea Joseph. In an alternate universe where Fire Emblem: Fate's story made sense... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 It got GoTY. In an alternate universe where facebook never took off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightOfNohr Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 ...people are always complaining about the Twitter character limit. In an alternate universe where the combo glitch in Street Fighter II was fixed before release... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 ...fighting games are a lot more boring, and Guilty Gear was revolutionary when it introduced combos. In an alternate universe, the revolutionary novel 1984... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 (Oh hey this is back) Actually happened. Big Brother was eventually overthrown though and replaced with a kinder government. In an alternate universe where Spyro was on Nintendo and Mario was on Sony... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 The purple dragon had way more games, but ultimately failed to surpass Link as Nintendo's mascot. Meanwhile, middle-aged plumber Mario Mario's third movie was a smash hit overseas, and his periodic releases of third-person shooters are well regarded for their engaging portrayal of the struggles faced by immigrants in New York city. In an alternate universe where alternate universes don't exist- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Blankness only exists in this universe. In an alternate universe where DVDS doesn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 ...people still used video cassettes, but the cassettes became small and compact enough to the point that they were essentially audio cassettes. In that universe, people often stick actual audio cassettes in the compact VCRs in order to enjoy the crazy rainbow flashing lights that result from the VCR converting audio data to video. In an alternate universe, blood types... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 ... have different colors depending on the type. In an alternate universe, pumpkins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Are made into hats. In an alternate universe, pineapples... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Are houses that make great underwater accommodation. In an alternate universe, pizza... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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