Dragoncat Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Is a dessert. In an alternate universe where mayonnaise is an instrument... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Horseradish is the cure for cancer that nations fight wars for. In an alternate universe, Finland... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Doesn't exist. In an alternate universe where humans already invented space travel by now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Some humans live on Mars and some Martians live on Earth. In an alternate universe, cows... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 ...are extinct, and mankind must extinguish its thirst on goats' milk. In an alternate universe where butter is a fire hazard- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 It is banned from sale and everybody uses *gasp* MARGARINE. In an alternate universe where dogs speak English and cats speak Spanish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 No-one can tell the difference, because it turns out humans communicate like cats and dogs. In an alternate universe where the United States is a Monarchy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 On 9/21/2018 at 10:29 PM, Emperor_Siegfried said: In an alternate universe, Finland... On 9/22/2018 at 10:41 AM, IfIHadToPickADude said: Doesn't exist. I think you mean in our universe. Â 1 hour ago, IfIHadToPickADude said: In an alternate universe where the United States is a Monarchy... Emperor Norton VII completes his family's long-awaited goal of annexing the whole of the European continent, securing the global authority of the United States for centuries to come. Â In an alternate universe filled with holes- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 17 minutes ago, AnonymousSpeed said: I think you mean in our universe. Shit, I forgot. Â 17 minutes ago, AnonymousSpeed said: In an alternate universe filled with holes- There are no living things, because all living organsims are born with trypophobia. They all managed to commit suicide so that they wouldn't exist in such a terrifying universe. In an alternate universe, where the SCP Foundation and all associated entities actually exist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Everyone is aware that the foundation exists and the entities being held there. It sparks worldwide conflict with many activists attempting to shut down the facilities. Alot of unkown entities now appear everywhere around the world and are basically a threat to the humans. Â In alternate universe where it always rains eternally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, Innocentmask said: Everyone is aware that the foundation exists and the entities being held there. It sparks worldwide conflict with many activists attempting to shut down the facilities. Alot of unkown entities now appear everywhere around the world and are basically a threat to the humans. Don't forget that most people are freaking out because they now realize that their reality has been a lie this whole time! Oh and how The Serpent's Hand is expanding even further! 10 minutes ago, Innocentmask said: In alternate universe where it always rains eternally... People actually enjoy saying the word "moist." In an alternate universe where My Chemical Romance was never formed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 music isn't taken seriously as a credible art form. In an alternate universe where there is no Nile in Egypt and the native people become a series of warring tribes fighting one another for the last drop of drinkable water to prevent them from ever building great monuments like the pyramids, resulting in Mark Antony and Octavian not being torn apart by Cleopatra allowing the future of the Roman Empire to be determined down to a single duel between the two... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Cleopatra still had a kid with Julius Ceasar, and neither Mark Antony or Octavian survived that duel. Cleopatra and Ceasar's son ruled the empire for the majority of his life and his bloodline coursed strongly through Rome until it fell eventually. In an alternate universe where dinosaurs never went extinct... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Dinos were hunted for food. Some were used as war machines.  In an alternate universe where Toys live like human beings and are treated like citizens...   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Toy Story is looked down on as backwards and racist example of a movie that resulted in a massacre in '95 down in Emeryville, California. The toy population is split between the leadership of Leonardo, President of the Southern Toy Leadership Conference and Ranger X of the Organization of Toy Unity. Because of this, Buzz Lightyear never becomes a negative stereotype associated of the toy people and never accepted into the toy population. In an alternate universe where there are three suns orbiting the Earth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 ...everything is on fire. In an alternate universe where 95% if the population is mentally handicapped... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 It is not called mentally handicapped because it's the norm. The autistic way of thinking is common and normal. Anyone who isn't mentally handicapped by our universe's standards is the minority there. The Special Olympics are just the Olympics. In an alternate universe where the earth is flat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 America was never discovered by Europeans because Columbus sailed off the side of the Earth, Magellan's circumnavigation of the globe was unsuccessful (like dying in the philippines was), Galileo never got an apology, and "Round Earthers" keep making these asinine arguments on the internet. In an alternate universe where hair has nerve endings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Nobody can get hair cuts without it hurting, so if you get a hair cut you get knocked out like you're going into surgery. In an alternate universe where humans have night vision... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted September 28, 2018 Author Share Posted September 28, 2018 humans are nocturnal as a result, due to sunlight blinding them to the point of knocking them unconscious (yeah, human bodies in that universe are kind of wonky compared to the ones here). They also turn the lights really bright when they want to sleep, since humans in that world consider being knocked unconscious and being asleep the same thing. In an alternate universe, chainsaw races... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Becomes a huge sport in all over the world spanning over 160 countries and even has its own olympics dedicated to it. Â In alternate universe where vehicles are alive and have citizenship... Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 The Cars movies. That is all. In an alternate universe where America was enslaved by vampires... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Silver is made illegal, but it becomes an extremely common import on the black market. Bats are endangered as the rebels keep killing everything that could possibly be a vampire. America's populace drops across the map, and in some areas, the vampires die of thirst due to the human population dying out. On the bright side, rebels abuse the heck out of the vampire's weakness to light. In an alternative universe where King Arthur was a tyrant...  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 King Arthur: Legend of the Sword is mandatory viewing of 5 times for all U.K. citizens regardless of age. It also runs at 215 minutes and has enough "mature content" to earn the X rating. The film grosses $1.27 billion worldwide so the sequels are all green-lit and a law is passed for every U.K. citizen have to view them as they are made from that point on. In an alternate universe where Elizabeth II isn't a Reptilian... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 She is a gorilla. In an alternate universe where humans are natural herbivores... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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