Percivalé Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 We ate like men, and we died like men. we were not afraid. but the minute you bite into a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. you were demi-men. you became holy. you lost your body and became the spirit. you lost your humanity. there was nothing left but golden-delicious goodness. there was nothing left but forfeiting your soul to become one with it. with It. we surmised it would be about three, four days until there was nothing left of you. nothing left but a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. it was time for us to accept that things would be different now. that after so much time there was just... nothing more to say. we had nothing more to say. we had nothing more But apple turnovers. and could you believe how much stronger we were at the end of the fight? if all of the men I knew back then could see me now after only 1 (one) apple turnover (about 2.99 at your local gas station and/or convenience store) , they would never believe that I had managed to bring myself to eat over 301,847,857 more in my lifetime. I suppose after acquiring immortality there is not much else left to acquire. no more goals set in this mortal life for me could satisfy my dire craving for something more.something that I could only obtain by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted January 13, 2017 Author Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) We ate like men, and we died like men. we were not afraid. but the minute you bite into a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. you were demi-men. you became holy. you lost your body and became the spirit. you lost your humanity. there was nothing left but golden-delicious goodness. there was nothing left but forfeiting your soul to become one with it. with It. we surmised it would be about three, four days until there was nothing left of you. nothing left but a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. it was time for us to accept that things would be different now. that after so much time there was just... nothing more to say. we had nothing more to say. we had nothing more But apple turnovers. and c We ate like men, and we died like men. we were not afraid. but the minute you bite into a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. you were demi-men. you became holy. you lost your body and became the spirit. you lost your humanity. there was nothing left but golden-delicious goodness. there was nothing left but forfeiting your soul to become one with it. with It. we surmised it would be about three, four days until there was nothing left of you. nothing left but a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. it was time for us to accept that things would be different now. that after so much time there was just... nothing more to say. we had nothing more to say. we had nothing more But apple turnovers. and could you believe how much stronger we were at the end of the fight? if all of the men I knew back then could see me now after only 1 (one) apple turnover (about 2.99 at your local gas station and/or convenience store) , they would never believe that I had managed to bring myself to eat over 301,847,857 more in mn We ate like men, and we died like men. we were not afraid. but the minute you bite into a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. you were demi-men. you became holy. you lost your body and became the spirit. you lost your humanity. there was nothing left but golden-delicious goodness. there was nothing left but forfeiting your soulllllllllllllllllllllllll to become one with it. with It. we surmised it would be about three, four days until there was nothing left of you. nothing left but a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. it was time for us to accept that things would be different ning left but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. it was time for us to accept that things would be different ning left but a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. it was time for us to accept that things would be different ning left but a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. it was time for us to accept that things would be different ning left but a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. it was time for us to accept that things would be different now. that after so much time there was just... nothing more to say. we had nothing more to say. we had nothing more But apple turnovers. and could you believe how much stronger we were at the end of the fight? if all of the men I knew back much else left to acquire. no more goals set in this mortal life for me could satisfy my dire craving for something more.something that I could only obtain by We ate like men, and we died like men. we were not afraid. but the minute you bite into a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. you were demi-men. you became holy. you lost your body and became the spirit. you lost your humanity. there was nothing left but golden-delicious goodness. there was nothing left but forfeiting your soul to become one with it. with It. we surmised it would be about three, four days until there was nothing left of you. nothing left but a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. it was time for us to accept that things would be different now. that after so much time there was just... nothing more to say. we had nothing more to say. we had nothing more But apple turnovers. and could you believe how much stronger we were at the end of the fight? if all of the men I knew back then could see me now after only 1 (one) apple turnover (about 2.99 at your local gas station and/or convenience store) , they would never believe that I had managed to bring myself to eat over 301,847,857 more in my lifetime. I suppose after acquiring immortality there is not mu We ate like men, and we died like men. we were not afraid. but the minute you bite into a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. you were demi-men. you became holy. you lost your body and became the spirit. you lost your humanity. there was nothing left but golden-delicious goodness. there was nothing left but forfeiting your soul to become one with it. with It. we surmised it would be about three, four days until there was nothing left of you. nothing left but a crispy golden-brown handmade fruit-filled flaky otherworldly creation of the gods, you were no longer men. it was time for us to accept that things would be different now. that after so much time there was just... nothing more to say. we had nothing more to say. we had nothing more But apple turnovers. and could you believe how much stronger we were at the end of the fight? if all of the men I knew back then could see me now after only 1 (one) apple turnover (about 2.99 at your local gas station and/or convenience store) , they would never believe that I had managed to bring myself to eat over 301,847,857 more in my lifetime. I suppose after acquiring immortality there is not m uch else left to acquire. no more goals set in th is mortal life for me could satisfy my dire craving for something more.something that I could only obtain byacquire. no more goals set in this mortal life for me could satisfy my dire craving for something mmore.something that I could only obtain by Edited January 13, 2017 by Quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Percivalé Posted January 13, 2017 Author Share Posted January 13, 2017 im listening to a lot of vaporwave and nothing feels real right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatManThree Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 my god wtf!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Elieson Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 OMG WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT PINNED This thread is full of facts, facts and love. 100% of what she said is accurate and yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I don't know why, but this made me remember that topic you posted like five years ago saying you were addicted to San Pellegrino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 (edited) I don't know why, but this made me remember that topic you posted like five years ago saying you were addicted to San Pellegrino.holy shit I barely remember making a thread like that but it's a good thing I still drink san pellegrino regularlyI am honored you would remember that love u via love u 2 Edited January 14, 2017 by Quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 they are unlike any other pastry man has ever beheld afore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 (edited) holy shit I barely remember making a thread like that but it's a good thing I still drink san pellegrino regularly if you're like me and enjoy the way club soda BURNS when it goes down your throat then I recommend you try mineragua seriously, that shit stays F I Z Z Y for a really long time it's great those mexicans really know how to make a damn good club soda Edited January 14, 2017 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 (edited) I really don't think much of apple turnovers but if they lead to this post than they are worthy. I also don't think much of immortality so... Edit: In the second post mmore is spelled like so but if they taste so good why not mmmore? Ya thought so the truth is revealed. Edited January 14, 2017 by HELP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 if you're like me and enjoy the way club soda BURNS when it goes down your throat then I recommend you try mineragua seriously, that shit stays F I Z Z Y for a really long time it's great those mexicans really know how to make a damn good club soda dude I'm mexican and I fuckin love mineragua Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 F I Z Z Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 dude I'm mexican and I fuckin love mineragua dude I'm mexican and I think you're great kinda like an apple turnover except u can communicate with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 dude I'm mexican and I think you're great holy shit I think you're great too does that make us twinsies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 holy shit I think you're great too does that make us twinsies I don't know, but it should! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 idk about this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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