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It's okay to stare directly into the sun again? There were a lot of warnings to not look at the sun yesterday but now it must be cleared up!

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Can confirm that it's okay now, but if you want the best experience staring at the sun, you'll want to invest in sunglasses so that your eyes don't go red from sunburns.  Or you can put sunscreen on your eyes so that they get a nice tan.

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lmao, what eclipse? Of course it is OK to stare at the Sun. Do not listen too much to western media. It had nothing to do with an eclipse. The Russians were testing forms of Sun blocking because they want to take control of sunlight and all that.

I still do not get what people are saying about an eclipse, hahaha.

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2 hours ago, MadJak91 said:

lmao, what eclipse? Of course it is OK to stare at the Sun. Do not listen too much to western media. It had nothing to do with an eclipse. The Russians were testing forms of Sun blocking because they want to take control of sunlight and all that.

I still do not get what people are saying about an eclipse, hahaha.

In soviet Russia, sun eclipses moon!

Spoiler

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And is probably a sign of the end times being upon us...

 

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The eclipse was a fraud created by an elite cabal of the super-rich to distract the common folk from their world-dominating schemes that were put in place at that time yesterday. On that note, the sun itself is fake - it's just a scheme crafted by powerful companies to make us buy sunscreen. And the moon is an alien spacecraft used to hide their headquarters.

So, the answer to your question is yes. It's always been safe to look at the sun, because the sun itself is an illusion.

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10 minutes ago, Rex Glacies said:

The eclipse was a fraud created by an elite cabal of the super-rich to distract the common folk from their world-dominating schemes that were put in place at that time yesterday. On that note, the sun itself is fake - it's just a scheme crafted by powerful companies to make us buy sunscreen. And the moon is an alien spacecraft used to hide their headquarters.

So, the answer to your question is yes. It's always been safe to look at the sun, because the sun itself is an illusion.

Just to be safe, make sure you always wear your tinfoil hat whenever you set foot outside when the "sun" is out, 'cuz it might mess with your thetawaves and turn you into a gay frog.

Hell, just always wear your tinfoil hat in general.  Sleeping, shitposting, strolling outside, sitting at your work desk, showering... always wear your hat.

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2 hours ago, Ertrick36 said:

Just to be safe, make sure you always wear your tinfoil hat whenever you set foot outside when the "sun" is out, 'cuz it might mess with your thetawaves and turn you into a gay frog.

Hell, just always wear your tinfoil hat in general.  Sleeping, shitposting, strolling outside, sitting at your work desk, showering... always wear your hat.

Tinfoil hats! Of course! I forgot to mention them. Always wear the tinfoil hat to prevent alien abduction and possession. Course, they won't protect you from dream demon possession, but...

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We live in a scientific environment but only few of us are smart enough to figure that out. I agree with was said but the thing is that the "sun" is just a giant light bulb of sorts. As long as we are fine being tested by alien overlords observing us through the sky for their day and night experiments then fine.

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