Punished Dayni Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 So, why did you head off from the office? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Well, I couldn't ensure a 100% survival rate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 What's with the rope and med-kits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 I can do it sometime next Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 When can you start with the surgeries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Well, for a pal like you, sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Would you like to test how hard it is to cut through human skin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer-Of-Fates Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 But, the train still has people on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Can you fill that thing with mayonnaise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer-Of-Fates Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 I can't guarantee that it will work, what with the giraffes, but sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Is there any chance you can replant this grove of trees for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Well, uhhh, you see, I had a kind of, uhh, accident with matches, so now, uhh... yeah, the trees are gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 So kid, can you give me a light? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kedata Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 I'm sorry, I still have a crippling fear of snails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Well, you got the wrong shovel, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Why is the shovel you sent me a giant pair of scissors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 (edited) I am going through withdrawal; I need to huff some cat fur NOW!!! Edited April 19, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Why is your Bugatti pointed straight at that PetsMart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 I really think that I've got a lot of things going for me right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Why did you apply to this job that requires a Ph.D. even though you did not graduate high school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 I know that I don't seem like much based on my experience, but I think that my abilities exceed expectations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Do you know your resume does not seem large enough for astronaut work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Welcome, I am Mrs Ride, I will be interviewing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 I'm going to check with the doctor to see if I'm clinically still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 What are you going to do after your death defying stunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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