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It's simple, really. Post a pun or joke and rate the above poster's pun or joke on a scale of out of 10 (percentages are fine). The joke can be posted as a picture or meme.
Please refrain, however, from posting personal attacks on other forumites.

So I'll start:

If the math teacher is talking about history during calculus class, his remarks are surely tangential.

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I like! 10/10

Here's a long one!

This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: “When Nixon visited Moscow, he and Khrushchev ran around the Kremlin in a race.   Nixon came the first.   How should our media report on that?”
We’re answering: “The report should be as follows: ‘In the international running competition the General Secretary of the Communist Party took the honorable second place.’   Mister Nixon came in one before last.”

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10! Brilliant!

So, the geometry teacher staged a debate with the class, playing the straight angle, but we all felt something wasn't quite right. He started becoming obtuse from our acute observations.

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Hehe, dobry jest! 10!

Even longer one.
Seven paradoxes of the socialist state:
Nobody works, but the plan is always fulfilled. The plan is fulfilled, but the shelves in the stores are empty. The shelves are empty, but nobody starves; nobody starves, but everybody is unhappy; everybody is unhappy, but nobody complains; nobody complains, but the jails are full.

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This thread is my home.

Er, I feel it is more of a statement making fun of communism than a really good joke. 6/10.

What do you do with a very sick chemist?

Spoiler

Well, if you can't curium, and you can't helium, then you may as well barium.

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On 11/11/2017 at 5:42 PM, Sigismund of Luxemburg said:

Ohhhhhhh! 10/10

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

8/10

I've got a good joke:

 

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7/10. Fits your life perfectly.

Here's a farmer joke: Two cows are out in the field, gossiping about life in the herd. One cow says "Guess what!"

The other asks "What?"

First cow: "I got artificially inseminated yesterday!"

Second cow: "No way! You're kidding me!"

First cow: "No, seriously! No bull!"

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The funny part is that the first cow says, "no bull" and that's what artificial insemination means. It's a farmer joke. I don't expect you to get it.

 

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1 hour ago, SullyMcGully said:

7/10. Fits your life perfectly.

Youch.

As for the joke, yeah... it's not the greatest. 6/10.

But on the topic of farming jokes:

Two cows are standing in a field. One turns to the other and says "Are you worried about that mad cow disease that's going around?" The second one says "Naw, doesn't affect me. I'm a goat."

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5/10. I have a friend who says that all of the time, and it gets annoying.

Yesterday, this girl I had never seen before came up and hugged me. I asked her who she was, but instead of answering my question, she just looked up at me and said: "You smell better when you're awake."

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