Randoman Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I... don't get the joke. Is it talking about Schrodinger walking into a drinking bar, but avoiding a metal bar as he walks in? I guess that'd be a 2.5/10 from me, if that's the case. And now for a meme that's over 10 years old: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 7. Old meme is old, but decent. Every year a man and his wife go to the county fair, where there are helicopter rides. Every year the man says to his wife: "Martha, let's go on that helicopter ride!" And every year Martha replies: "That ride costs twelve dollars and twelve dollars is twelve dollars!" This goes on until they're an elderly couple. The man says "Listen, Martha. We're both in our eighties. If we don't go on that helicopter ride now, we might never get to." And once again Martha replies "that ride costs twelve dollars and twelve dollars is twelve dollars!" The helicopter pilot happened to hear them. "I'll make a deal with you folks. I'll give you a ride for free, but you can't make a peep during it, or else you'll have to pay the fee." During the ride the pilot does everything in his power to make the couple yell or scream: loop de loops, fast sharp turns, etc. But they never do. After the ride the pilot says "I'm impressed! You folks never made a peep!" And then he hears a voice from the back seat. "I thought about screaming when Martha fell out, but twelve dollars is twelve dollars!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 That's horrible... in a strongly amusing way! 8/10 And now for a video pertaining to the meme "Cory in the House is the best anime ever": Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 Good, good! 94%. Polish naming at its worst: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 It definitely got a good chuckle from me. Though with the Nazis in the video, I felt like I shouldn't be laughing. 7.2/10 And now for a meme back from 2007, getting an overhaul in 2016: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 (edited) 4.5/10 That meme annoyed me back in the day. Felicia went to Michael Jordan and she burnt his food and he was like: Edited December 10, 2017 by Megalodon966 Grammar correction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) 7.5. Bye Felicia *shot* How about a Pokemon joke? There was a nidoking and a nidoqueen. The nidoqueen says "honey I'm going the store, watch the kids for me please." She comes back and he's sitting on a pile of eggs. "I think they're hatching!" he says. She looks at the eggs and goes "honey that's not the kids, that's an exeggcute." Disregard the fact that nidoqueens can't actually breed ingame Edited December 11, 2017 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 7/10 Good, but not great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) 2 because I don't even know who this Yondu character is or what he's from. Include both the video and the joke underneath it when rating. Video is not mine, joke is. Giratina wants more pet humans, but I'd recommend against telling it that "boop" means "I'm in heat and I think you're cute" if you want to live. Lying to the lord of the Distortion World, especially about something it has so much interest in, is suicide. It gets lonely, do you blame it for wanting more pets? Totally wasn't my intention to do two pokemon jokes in a row Edited December 12, 2017 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Sorry, that video's not really my kind of humour. I am glad it doesn't resort to excessive violence or cursing, though. 4.25/10 And now for the voice actor of Tidus reacting to the Tidus laugh meme (that even resulted in the hack Tidus Fantasy X, which replaces Tidus' voice and Final Fantasy X's soundtrack with Tidus' laughs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 I was not expecting it to be that funny. 7/10. On 12/4/2017 at 10:45 PM, Randoman said: I... don't get the joke. Is it talking about Schrodinger walking into a drinking bar, but avoiding a metal bar as he walks in? I guess that'd be a 2.5/10 from me, if that's the case. It was a reference to Schrodinger's cat. Y'know, that hypothetical cat that is both dead and alive until you check the box? Well, Schrodinger both walked into the bar and didn't at at the same time. Yeah... I guess it's not that funny. My grandfather had the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the New York Zoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ae†her Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 (edited) On 12/22/2017 at 11:36 AM, Rex Glacies said: My grandfather had the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the New York Zoo. Not sure what it means... is it just trying to say your Grandfather is very extreme? Anyways here's one of my favorite corny memes Edited December 26, 2017 by Logos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1/10 That is a terrible meme that needs to go away. Felicia, Camilla, and Corrin goes to Texas, a person yells at them and they where all like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 2/10, do all three of those characters ask their brother if he's mad at them ingame? Felicia doesn't even HAVE a brother. I don't get it. Why does Ganondorf hate the internet? Because there are too many links. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Dragoncat said: 2/10, do all three of those characters ask their brother if he's mad at them ingame? Felicia doesn't even HAVE a brother. I don't get it. Why does Ganondorf hate the internet? Because there are too many links. It is a meme, it doesn't matter if they have a brother or not. 1/10 nope not my style. Pikmin get their name from the words pick and men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 0/10 is that even a joke? A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 6/10, mildly amusing. Before a couple has sex, they will undress each other, but afterward, they dress themselves. They don't help each other put their clothes back on. Because nobody's going to help you once you're f**ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 0/10 I don't think it is a joke, also NSFW. Here's a meme that went back to my time on Miiverse: I like Fire Emblem War... *gets shot* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Not a very good joke either, if it is one. 0/10 It doesn't work as well now that there are newer movies but forget that for a moment. Why were the Star Wars movies IV, V, and VI made before I, II, and III? Spoiler Because in charge of planing, Yoda was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 8/10. There was a guy who was new to the USA and the only word he knew was "me". He went for a walk. He walked past a guy selling forks and knives. "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" He walked past some kids riding their bikes to the candy store. "Goody goody gumballs, goody goody gumballs!" He walked past a TV store, the TVs were playing a commercial for Glade plug in air fresheners. "Plug it in, plug it in!" And then he went home. A cop came to his door later. "Do you know who murdered Mr. Brown?" "Me!" "What'd you use?" "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" "We're going to have to put you in jail." "Goody goody gumballs, goody goody gumballs!" "We might have to put you in the electric chair." "Plug it in, plug it in!" 2 hours ago, John Denver Fan said: 0/10 I don't think it is a joke, also NSFW. It is a joke, and it can get a lot more NSFW than that, but okay, I respect your opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 56 minutes ago, Rex Glacies said: Not a very good joke either, if it is one. 0/10 It doesn't work as well now that there are newer movies but forget that for a moment. Why were the Star Wars movies IV, V, and VI made before I, II, and III? Reveal hidden contents Because in charge of planing, Yoda was. I don't think you know the meaning of excellent memes. Anyhow Dragoncat, i'll give it a 6/10 it was so close to being a 7/10. Here's a meme started by a name of a movie: Felicia and Corrin was on a plane but there was Snakes on a Plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 5/10, I'm picturing Felicia and Corrin meeting Snake from Metal Gear on a plane and that could be amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 I don't even watch Pokemans, but that shit is hilarious. 9/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 0/10 I didn't find it funny. Here's a meme that is called a Russian Reversal: In Soviet Russia television watches you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 5/10. It's an old meme, but it checks out, sir. I'd make a Zelda joke, but I don't want to tri and force it. Too bad here's a Zelda joke. What did the princess say to the hero of time when he couldn't open a door? Try force! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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