SMEDIA Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 4/10 We’ve had that same joke before. Breath of Fire 2 is my favorite video game. There are a lot of very inappropriate sex jokes through out the entire game. https://imgur.com/gallery/WTBKES7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Ladies and gentleman: My response, and my joke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 6/10 Not a gif. What do jealous people put letters in? Envy-lopes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 4/10 I like cheesy puns, but we can do better than that. https://imgur.com/gallery/5gQKDLa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 6/10 where's the lie? There was a chihuahua, a boxer, and a bulldog. A poodle appears and says "I'll make one of you very happy if you can use liver and cheese in a sentence." The boxer says "I love liver and cheese." The poodle says "No that won't work." The bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese." The poodle says "No that won't work." The chihuahua says "Liver alone cheese mine!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 7/10 Stewardess: “Excuse me sir, would you like some head phones?” Me: “Why yes :) How’d you know my name is ‘Phones’?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 7/10 but who the hell names their kid Phones? A 90 year old man goes to the doctor. "I couldn't be happier Doc! I have a 20 year old girlfriend and she's pregnant with my child! What do you think?" "Well let me tell you a story." The doctor says. "I have a friend who hunts animals for their fur. One day he accidentally took his umbrella instead of his gun. He saw a beaver, pointed the umbrella at it, and yelled 'bang!' And the beaver dropped dead. What do you think happened?" "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver." "That's what I was getting at..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 9/10, I felt bad for a second. 1 hour ago, Dragoncat said: 7/10 but who the hell names their kid Phones? Well I would say it's easier to call them this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Nym said: Well I would say it's easier to call them this way. 8/10. Why do people say "I slept like a baby" if they don't mean "I woke up every two hours because I shit myself and now I'm hungry"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 3/10 I once knew a girl named Holiday once and me and a bunch of other people came up with a bunch of jokes. Here’s two:Holiday, have you ever been to Cambodia?Said to a friend in front of Holiday: “Did you know that Green Day was on Holiday” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Coincidentally, I just learned what Green Day was today. 1/10, and that's only because of something outside of the context of the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 5/10 kinda confusing but okay. I'd make a Zelda joke but I don't want to try and force it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 5/10 I like Zelda jokes, but I’ve heard that one before. How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 4/10 I think it's mean. There was a tomato family walking down the street. Baby Tomato was lagging behind. Daddy Tomato turns around and smacks her and says "ketchup!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 5/10 https://imgur.com/gallery/VDrUW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 3/10 ooookkkayy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 8/10 I think God is a bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 4/10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 ...I don't know what the tissue is for, or what happened in the guys pants, but it reduced the joke rating from a 7/10 to a 2/10, or 1/5. It would be hilarious for that to happen to a player out of the blue in the game itself, though. For my joke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 7/10. All the good chemistry jokes Argon! We should take the bad ones and Barium! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 (edited) 8/10. For a two sentence joke, that's actually really good and clever!! What do you call oatmeal that's prepared using goat's milk? Goatmeal!! Edited September 24, 2018 by Randoman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 3/10 kinda lame sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 4/10 Do you think Santa Claus is doing a good job trying to solicit prostitutes? Spoiler “Ho! Ho! Ho!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 6/10 old joke is old. There was a turkey and a bull. The turkey says "I have no energy lately." The bull says "eat some of my droppings, they'll help." So the turkey does, and gets so much energy that he's able to fly to the roof of the barn, where the farmer shoots him. The moral of the story is: bullshit might get you to the top, but it isn't going to keep you there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 9/10 That’s the first time I’ve heard that one. There’s a very old married couple in their 70s. One day, the husband says, “Honey, we’ve been together for a very long time and I was a little curious how many times you’ve cheated on me.” The wife says, “What?” The husband says, “Well in my twenties, thirties, and a couple times during my forties, I cheated on you. But since then, I’ve stayed faithful. I figured it would be nice if we were mature and cleared the air and acknowledged all of the times we’ve cheated on each other.” The wife said, “You can’t be serious.” The husband said, “I am. Come on, haven’t you ever cheated on me?” The wife finally said, “Fine; I’m currently having an affair with our pool boy.” The husband then got enraged and said, “The bastard! I’ll kill him!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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