Sigismund of Luxemburg

Let's make a nonsensical Fire Emblem story together!

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Same as the Nonsense Story but more narrow.

Other characters can make a cameo, but your part has to center around FE or its characters.

In the beginning, there was the Hero-King, who killed a dragon and married a pega-pony princess. He liked eating...

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...bear meat, which disgusted everyone around him. He didn't mind though, because...

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...in truth, he was actually a former bandit who was used to eating bear jerky while trekking between villages to raid and meeting interesting folks on the way, such as...

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... made a bet to see who can throw the farthest with pebbles. Whoever loses will have to quack like a duck for thirty seconds. Thinking it was fair, ...

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...the two engaged in an epic duel of the wrist. Both sides were neck and neck until Tiki knocked the two into the river where...

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...Palla, Caeda, and Nyna were having a wet T-shirt contest. Camus and the Hero-King were in disagreement, because...

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...they couldn't decide which one had the best rack.  Overhearing Camus and the Hero-King's conversation, the three...

Edited by Von Ithipathachai

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went to Valentia to seek out Celica for military guidance. She suggested that they create a...

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electric guitar, by hooking up a harp to a thunder tome. The holy relic was bequeathed upon Boey, and he....

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...brought the power of "All-Star" to the twin continents. In order to prevent the resulting chaos, Gregor shows up from the future to...

Edited by Midnight Torch

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...Guide Boey into making a band which Gregor ran, they became known as...

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1 minute ago, Mackc2 said:

...Guide Boey into making a band which Gregor ran, they became known as...

THUNDER HARP!!!

With Grey on drums, Python on base guitar, and Mae...

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...serenaded the world with her bad-ass kazoo skills. The sound was so awe inspiring that Faye had to...

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...have an epiphany that Alm just isn't that into her, and hook up with Kliff. As Boey rips the guitar solo from "Rock You Like a Hurricane," they...

Edited by Shoblongoo

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...were all blown away to Fateslandia. They landed in the Wind Tribe, where Fuga decided to...

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...declare war on bad music, with Azura's horrible fuck-off You are the Ocean's Grey Waves as public enemy #1. Boey is named allied commander and supreme-master-big-nuts of all that is righteous and rockin'. As his first act of war, he...

Edited by Shoblongoo

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...killed Ananakos, since he didn't want any dragons interfering in he battle, with that basic task out of the way he started the actual war by...

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...rallying the beastkin to his side by playing "Hungry Like the Wolf". His first target was to eliminate Laslow by...

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...Winning the heart of every female on the continent with their music...

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...by the power of sex, drugs, and rock n' roll. This is horribly unfortunate for Laslow, because it causes him to get freaky with Peri. This is of course...

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... a distraction made by Lobster Lord and Taco Meat in order find the place containing true happiness. Unfortunately, they encounter...

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Shanna, the almighty queen of the skies, who pierces them both with her sharp Killer Lance....

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which results in her winning the Askrian Voting Gauntlet. Alfonse and Sharena give her a prize, which is...

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...the ability to make everyone mistake your blandness for cuteness. Hinoka comes in seeking relevance when...

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