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... he sent a message to her daughter, L'Arachel, in order to vanquish the evil within the so-called Hero-King Draug. The message was delivered quickly, right with her two comrades who were lounging in the pub. L'Arachel told them that...

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...they needed to smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit. Guzma scurried off, disobeying her orders, while Jozla was snoozing on the table. Enraged, she threw a hissy fit, which caused Britain to cede Hong Kong to Rausten, with the Renais twins (and Jose Rizal) still in it. She set to work by banning opium in the city. The citizens were enraged and began to...

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On 11/16/2017 at 5:34 PM, Sigismund of Luxemburg said:

... @eclipse, who had the organizers dressed up in seal costumes and defenestrated. Now when Duma, recently elected speaker of the Rigelian Duma (Russian equivalent of Parliament), heard of this, his reaction was to...

. . .screw it, my reply works for both.

Read Serenes Forest Mafia Mafia, drink some milk tea, and. . .

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... Hungarian paprika. At this point, however, Arvis was stricken by shame (any cannibal should be ashamed of themselves), nursed Sigurd back to health, and sent him to @eclipse, who dressed him in a general's uniform and sent him to Krakow with letters of credence. Arvis, having deprived himself of his meal, now went to eat

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1 minute ago, Sigismund of Luxemburg said:

... Hungarian paprika. At this point, however, Arvis was stricken by shame (any cannibal should be ashamed of themselves), nursed Sigurd back to health, and sent him to @eclipse, who dressed him in a general's uniform and sent him to Krakow with letters of credence. Arvis, having deprived himself of his meal, now went to eat

Someone hasn't read Serenes Forest Mafia Mafia fully. :P:

Ahem. . .

. . .at a Crow's Nest.  Despite having no money, Arvis bought some fries, and. . .

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She lectured Arvis that creating gold from nothing leads to devaluing the currency and destroying the economy of Jugdral, to which Arvis responded...

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That she knew full well where they were and was using Jugdral as an example of why creating more gold was going to only make the economic situation at this location worse.  Their argument about devaluing a limited commodity by making it more abundant was then interrupted by...

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...despite expectations, the Death Eaters did not take over Hogwarts. He was very severe in responding to them and it led to him facing Voldemort. Arvis would not defeat Voldemort, but after the Horcruxes were destroyed he was able to assist in Voldemort's demise.

However, Arvis got bored not getting to take over the country, so he left. The next place he showed up was.....

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...Ponder his options to increase the nation's resources. Then, an idea struck him! He would declare war on every nation, claiming to have found an influx of resources that boosted his supposed war machine. While everyone would fight over the nonexistant materials, he would steal their leftover supplies and other articles that would be found on the battlefield after the battle, including any legendary weapondry that those stupid heroes decided to bring. The next day, when he was making this declaration...

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3 hours ago, Purple Mage said:

(Sorry, @Sigismund of Luxemburg and @Rezzy, but the story was going nowhere.)

No, no, no, you did what you had to.

... a missive was sent to him by a prominent grandee of Plegia stating that they had found something important - fifty veins of mixed silver and gold. When told of this, Gangrel decided that...

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..."Stop sending people to kill me! We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle... If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send a very fast working one to Moscow and I certainly won't have to send another..." As it turned out, the letter...

Who here actually gets this reference?

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... was a secret directive to Col. I.L. Ribar, a Serbian attache in the Plegian court. When Ribar saw the letter, he dressed Gangrel up like a Christmas elf, packed him in a crate, and sent him to Rovaniemi (a Finnish city said to be the official home of Santa Claus). When Santa Claus and his aide-de-camp, Elise, received the crate, their reaction was...

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