Rex Glacies Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 ... to convince Odin that 2+2=5, which would prove Odin as insane and send him to jail. But at a cost - if Laslow convinced Odin that 2+2=5, then Laslow would also be convicted of insanity and be sent to prison. Laslow decides to accept his fate and walks up to Odin and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Punches him, causing traumatic brain injury and thus convincing him that 2 + 2 = 5. However, by doing this, Laslow opens up a wormhole, which sucks both him and Odin in, taking them back to when the Hero-King was getting apprehended for time traveling without a license. Disturbed, Laslow decides to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 (edited) ...use Mila's Turn Wheel, and get a do-over. Laslow again attempts to convince Odin that 2 + 2 = 5 Odin proves that by the Laws of Forging, (+2) + (+2) = (+3). Moreover, a Weapon at +3 must have a cool name. Ergo: 2 + 2 = THUNDERFURY; BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER!!!!! Elise hears this and thinks this is all very.... Edited November 12, 2017 by Shoblongoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 totally not radical, and sends everyone to the gallows. Dismayed, Laslow decides to ditch Odin and seek refuge in another country, preferably as a dancer, but possibly as a stripper if need be. He then encounters... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Azura, who teaches him how to be a proper stripper. Alas--Laslow has inadvertently revealed her location to Fuga and Boey, who finally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Torch Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 ...attempt to end her. When all hope seems lost, the lemon twins show up and save her. The three then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultBeep Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 ...Have a meeting with Darios, their best friend in the whole world, over tea and scones. When suddenly, out of the bushes, it was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Torch Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 ...Hector. Still pissed about his exclusion from Warriors, He rallies an army of characters from FE 4/5/6/7/8/9/10 and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Makes an attempt at conquering the gateways between the world of Warriors and all of the other worlds. Askr and Embla hear of this, and react by...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 making a religion with Hector as Satan. Hector reacts by making a counter-religion, involving... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 12, 2017 Author Share Posted November 12, 2017 ... Zephiel as God and Hector as God's godson. Then, Yoder, who became the Patriarch of this weird religion, ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultBeep Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 ...wandered into the woods to find a suitable animal sacrifice. What he found instead was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 (edited) ...Faith in Goddess Ashera. Yoder returns to the Church of Hector and commits Heresy. Whereupon Hector... Edited November 12, 2017 by Shoblongoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 excommunicates him. Then executes him. Then steals his money. Then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Torch Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 ... Hector goes on to hunt down Thunder Harp for harboring dirty Mila-worshippers. He succeeds in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 12, 2017 Author Share Posted November 12, 2017 ... converting Celica and getting her to leave Alm for him (who could resist an axe lord?) When Berkut hears of this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Torch Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 ...he goes up to her and says, "You're not just hot, you're on fire". Celica responds with a... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 12, 2017 Author Share Posted November 12, 2017 ... rant about how versines and haversines are bloody useless. Hector is so impressed that he kisses Celica full on the lips and they go to bed together. When Lilina hears about Hector's new wife?/lover?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperMorian Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 ... she wasn't sure how to react to it. So she talked to Roy about it, in which he... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossvyle Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 (edited) ...turned around and told Wolt, who told Marcus, who told Conrad, who proceeded to... Edited November 13, 2017 by Mossvyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 ...Tell Jesse, who told Boey, who told Mae and of course within a matter of hours the whole of Valentia knew that Celica had hooked up with Hector including Alm. "You'd better watch out Hector because I have the weapon triangle advantage on you." Alm said. Gray overheard him and was confused what this 'weapon triangle' was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossvyle Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 ...so when Alm asked Gray to hand him his weapon, Gray handed Alm an actual triangle. Hector laughed at Alm's musical weapon, then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 (edited) ...Stopped laughing as the Thunder Harp came to Alms side, ready to fight for their newest member... Edited November 13, 2017 by Mackc2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Thunder Harp challenges Hector to a rock-off. Since Hector has been named Satan by a major religion--the Demon Code prevents him from declining a rock-off challenge. "What are your Terms?" Hector asks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Thunder Harp only wishes to bodaciously rock out with all the other total rad dudes. Hector accepts, and the two begin a totally wizard jam session that blows away the socks and the virginity of all who listen (aka everyone). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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