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The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act V!


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... Ryoma brought his two swords and was on guard, as a Samurai must always be. They arrived at a restaurant, where Kellam was a waiter and came to Ryoma, asking him for drinks. But Ryoma was startled by Kellam's appearance, and slashed and killed him. Ishtar shrieked at the murder and...

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... decided to massacre everyone. Because, why not? They invaded the restaurant and slew Ryoma and Ishtar easily, then sent armies after the rest of the people who had left the restaurant. However, one person escaped - 

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Should we put this stuff on FFnet or AO3?

- Prince Lyon, who used his skills - gained from beating Fomortiis, Grima, and then Niime into a pulp and drinking the resulting "screwed-over darkness smoothie" - to resurrect all the victims, including himself. When Ryoma and Ishtar were resurrected, they finished their fun time and got married. Their decision regarding Travant and Mikoto was to...

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... trying to drink all the Stolichnaya in the fantasy fridge. (There was none.) So Grima went to the wedding, gave Sheema a lump of obsidian as a gift, picked up Medeus, went into an electric car, and started driving on the Wangan Loop. When Loptyr, who was drunk on Cabernet, noticed this...

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