Stephen the Great Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share Posted November 17, 2017 ... Scopio of Jungby. So Duma sat down and chugged fifteen bottles of Canada Dry and felt better. After this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ...he went to his bathroom to pee. It was a very big bathroom, and his pee turned purple and stained the floor. The end result was the Final Map of Echoes. Alm and Celica arrived, but they hurled and vomited, causing Duma to get mad and use Hyper Beam. Alm and Celica fainted. While Duma spent a turn recharging from his attack... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperMorian Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ... Tobin appeared from the rear and said, "Alm's got nothing on me!" He then proceeded to swivel his Falchion that he stole from Alm to plunge it on Duma's head, in which he did valiantly. His victory... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ...was short-lived, due to Duma having the Sturdy ability. Since no one attacked him yet, he survived with 1 HP. He used Dragon Pulse, and Tobin fainted. After that, he proceeded to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ...take a bath, remembering that the fight took place in the bathroom, and he forgot to wash his hands. When he looked in the mirror, however, to his horror... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ...Mila was right behind him. He then screamed about not wanting to end up like the Renais twins. The aforementioned twins arrived (they were mad a his statement) and beat up Mila. Duma thanked them, but the twins beat him up too. The twins decided it was time to conquer all of India Magvel, but they were opposed by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share Posted November 17, 2017 ... Field Marshal Blucher, who sent crack regiments of Prussian cavalry to arrest them and bring them back home. Now when the general brought the errant twins to Renais Castle, Fado and Seth's reaction was to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 (edited) ...order them to restate the entire story of this thread in a single paragraph. Upon hearing this, they responded... Edited November 17, 2017 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 (edited) ...by saying "Hell, no!" so their dad exiled them to Dapitan, in the Philippines. The twins tried to break out by striking the FE6-grade walls (100 HP) with their legendary weapons. after giving up, the wall exploded, revealing... ...Jose Rizal, a fellow inmate, who was given some nitroglycerin by some contacts he had in Hong Kong. The three of them escaped to Hong Kong, where they went to Disneyland and smoked some opium. Lute was there too, but she was burnt at the steak for smoking weed, which was not opium, therefore it was sacrilege. Her death caused Shigure to be freed from her spell. He was human again, but he was naked, due to musical instruments not wearing clothes. A woman approached him, and that woman was... (I had this whole thing prepared, but @Hawkwing posted first, so I improvised.) Edited November 17, 2017 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Purple Mage said: (I had this whole thing prepared, but @Hawkwing posted first, so I improvised.) Sorry 'bout that, but I guess the point of this thread IS to improvise and have fun, right? ...Donnel's mother, who angrily asked Shigure what game we was from and why he's buck-naked outside her house. Before Shigure could say anything, Donnel appeared and said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomalocaris Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 5 hours ago, Hawkwing said: Sorry 'bout that, but I guess the point of this thread IS to improvise and have fun, right? ...Donnel's mother, who angrily asked Shigure what game we was from and why he's buck-naked outside her house. Before Shigure could say anything, Donnel appeared and said... "Hoo, doggy, I plumb done gone dagum done did done git it done gone did done find this doggone stick! I ain't never done did seen anything like this back on the doggone farm!" Donnel's mother slapped him across the cheek and told him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 "Shame on you, boy! Don't you know how much I paid to give you those linguistic lessons? Talk like a proper gentleman, not a backwater...Hey!" For at that moment Shigure had stolen some pants that were hung up to dry, and while he was running away while putting them on, he was confronted by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ...Arthur, who was torn between returning the stolen pants or ending Shigure's streaking spree. He decided to do neither, and instead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 9 hours ago, Hawkwing said: Sorry 'bout that, but I guess the point of this thread IS to improvise and have fun, right? (It's okay. No hard feelings.) ...went to a tavern to reenact the Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast. Shigure, now wearing pants, attempts to summon his mother, Azura. He screws up, and instead summons the Daedric Prince Azura from the Elder Scrolls. Shigure attempted to flee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperMorian Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 ... but was stopped by Camilla, who had him subdued by the wyvern she rode squeezing him along with the dirt. However, ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 ...she gets dragged away by Azura. Shigure, now relieved, heads to the tavern Arthur went to earlier. To his horror, inside, he finds Azura (this time, his mother) dancing for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 ...Don Corneo from Final Fantasy VII. As he ponders where all of these out-of-universe characters are coming from, Shigure is startled by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Don Flamenco appearing, who tried to box Shigure for the Major Circuit title belt Shigure then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 (edited) A spiky-haired blonde woman wielding an impractical sword waltzing in to threaten Don Corneo. Azura responds to this by..... Edit: beaten to the punch starts using the rallys he inherited on the recently arrived Kanas, who assisted in fighting off Don Flamenco. Don Corneo responded with..... Edited November 18, 2017 by Dayni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 (edited) Calling in princess Azula to fight off Don flamenco Azula then... Edited November 18, 2017 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 ...tripped and fell into a conveniently placed woodchipper. The woodchipper belonged to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomalocaris Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Haitaka, who took notice of Shigure's pathetic mortal-tier rallying and demonstrated a REAL rally skill; his Rally Defense was so potent that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 (edited) ...Draug, who was nearby, became utterly indestructible and invulnerable. Draug then gathered Azula's remains (which became wood) and fought his way into the Fire Nation to show it to Fire Lord Ozai. He was disgusted at what he was presented, and he attempted to burn Draug alive. However, Draug just shrugged off the flames and impaled him with Gradivus. Marth came in and saw the corpse of the Fire Lord. The pantsless prince then said... Edited November 18, 2017 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomalocaris Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 "Holy shit, that's a lot of entrails." Draug reassured him "Fret not, none of them are Doga's- I mean, Draug's." They then left, laughing, but right outside waiting for them was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 ...Prince Zuko, who thanked Draug for slaying his crazy family. After that, Draug borrowed Falchion from Marth and singlehandedly killed all the dragons at the Dragon's Table just as they were gathering for lunch at, well, the Table. He killed Medeus, and Grima too by stabbing his back. After that, the Rally Defense wore off, and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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