Sigismund of Luxemburg

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... he sent a message to her daughter, L'Arachel, in order to vanquish the evil within the so-called Hero-King Draug. The message was delivered quickly, right with her two comrades who were lounging in the pub. L'Arachel told them that...

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...they needed to smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit. Guzma scurried off, disobeying her orders, while Jozla was snoozing on the table. Enraged, she threw a hissy fit, which caused Britain to cede Hong Kong to Rausten, with the Renais twins (and Jose Rizal) still in it. She set to work by banning opium in the city. The citizens were enraged and began to...

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... make sculptures of L'Arachel out of pork, fry them and eat them in front of her. Now upon hearing of this, Arvis' reaction was to...

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On 11/16/2017 at 5:34 PM, Sigismund of Luxemburg said:

... @eclipse, who had the organizers dressed up in seal costumes and defenestrated. Now when Duma, recently elected speaker of the Rigelian Duma (Russian equivalent of Parliament), heard of this, his reaction was to...

. . .screw it, my reply works for both.

Read Serenes Forest Mafia Mafia, drink some milk tea, and. . .

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...tend to his spit-roasting Sigurd. It had been cooking for four hours now, so he decided it was done and garnished it with...

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... Hungarian paprika. At this point, however, Arvis was stricken by shame (any cannibal should be ashamed of themselves), nursed Sigurd back to health, and sent him to @eclipse, who dressed him in a general's uniform and sent him to Krakow with letters of credence. Arvis, having deprived himself of his meal, now went to eat

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1 minute ago, Sigismund of Luxemburg said:

... Hungarian paprika. At this point, however, Arvis was stricken by shame (any cannibal should be ashamed of themselves), nursed Sigurd back to health, and sent him to @eclipse, who dressed him in a general's uniform and sent him to Krakow with letters of credence. Arvis, having deprived himself of his meal, now went to eat

Someone hasn't read Serenes Forest Mafia Mafia fully. :P:

Ahem. . .

. . .at a Crow's Nest.  Despite having no money, Arvis bought some fries, and. . .

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... paid the cashier with gold that he had created using the Final Transmutation spell, which he had learned from Balthasar Gelt many years ago. Now, when @Rezzy saw this...

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She lectured Arvis that creating gold from nothing leads to devaluing the currency and destroying the economy of Jugdral, to which Arvis responded...

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... "we aren't even in Jugdral, we're in Weimar Germany. With money being transported in wheelbarrows and used as wallpaper, what's a few transmutations here and there?" @Rezzy's response was...

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That she knew full well where they were and was using Jugdral as an example of why creating more gold was going to only make the economic situation at this location worse.  Their argument about devaluing a limited commodity by making it more abundant was then interrupted by...

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... the cashier, who took Arvis' side in the matter, saying that a piece of gold was more valuable than Reichsmarks. @Rezzy, seeing herself outnumbered, responded...

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