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The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act V!


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...Laurent arrived out of nowhere in his Gundam and yelled at both sides to stop fighting. For he had come from the future, and shockingly revealed that their fight would...

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...He suddenly fell over, dead. As it turned out, his mutton was poisoned! At first, Dorcas was glad not to be the butt of that meme, but when he looked at Keatons body...

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...the mutton Keaton had eaten comes out from his mouth and forces its way down Dorcas' throat. Dorcas swallows the poisoned mutton and faints. Camilla curiously looks at Dorcas' body and says "What happened to Dorcas?". In response...

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...the lich Forneus appeared, telling everyone that he put Thanatophages in the mutton, and that Dorcas and Keaton on now the first Risen in his campaign to take over the world in a zombie apocolypse. Then Gweddry and Deoran appeared from Wesnoth and insulted him by saying...

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...Sigurd ran in, screaming "Buang buang buang" while on fire. While everyone was looking for a Bisaya to English translator, Forneus started his invasion. However, Donnel arrived with special plants from Lord Helix. He tossed some seeds and Peashooters sprouted from the ground. But then...

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...Risen Dorcas and Risen Keaton started to attack the Peashooters. They struggle against the Peashooters, but eventually win. They make a victory dance, but burning Sigurd runs through them, setting fire on them both. They both panic and...

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5 hours ago, Arcanite said:

... all looked at each other saying....

 

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I did not bother reading through all the old stuff to get context so I put something random

 

..."Get out Stephen Colbert! This is our rock!" So Gonzales together with his two brothers, Gonzalus and Gonzaltes, beat Stephen Colbert up. He faints. Then more of Gonzales' brothers arrived: Gonzilus, Gonzeles, Gonzaleas, Gonzaules, and Bob. They all picked Stephen Colbert up and threw him into the ocean. After two days, Stephen Colbert gains consciousness and notices he is in an island. He decides to explore the island and finds...

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