Viridianveil Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 eat the mutton and die. Lucius was apparently here the whole time and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 ... threw the expired sauce bowls for fallen breads into the Burned Tower, which, as the legend states, was: Now Forrest wished to present the hypothesis that the Burnt Tower was burnt off by a mix of lithium carbonate, methanethiol, and perchloric acid. He presented his hypothesis to the Nohrian Academy of Sciences, led by ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 ...Takumi, of course! Before any good science stuff happened though, Nino accidentally poured water on a fire dragon, turning it into gooey Garon, who then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 ... transformed into dragon Garon, and was then eaten by a thrown-in-the-story-for-no-reason Anankos, who was then eaten by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 ... Reinhardt, who had had too much Stolichnaya. Now Arion was making a painting of the scene; it looked like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 ...The Birth of Venus by Sandro Botticelli. Clarine was incensed by the inappropriate clothing (or lack thereof) of the painting's central figure, and commenced beating it with her staff. Coming to the defense of the classic piece of artwork was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 ...Venus Raj. Due to her appearance, the Fire Emblem characters decided to host Miss Universe: Fire Emblem Edition. Steve Harvey announced that Camilla was the winner, but he messed up and the real winner was revealed to be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viridianveil Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) ...the random soldiers who have died earlier. In their absence, the runner-up, who was again Lucius, gets the victory and the prize of... Edited December 5, 2017 by Viridianveil oof Azel isn't feminine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 ...getting to spend a romantic night with Matthew McConaughey! However, Lucius, as monk with chastity in mind, determines that he will trade his prize with Serra for some... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viridianveil Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 ...cookies. Having no idea what to write next, Viri summons about 12 puppies, which... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 ... immediately cease to exist, as Act I is over.. END OF ACT I - ALL STORIES, CHARACTERS, AND PLOT DEVICES ARE CARRIED FORWARD. ACT II It occurred that Hannibal was writing a treatise on military tactics. Now @Viridianveil was passing by and read the manuscript; his opinion was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Torch Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 ...that there needed to be more Genny memes. The FE universe was soon overrun with sheep. Lute and Gregor teamed up to create a... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 ... Invisible College, where everyone discussed methods of becoming invisible (duh!). Now Julius heard of this and wanted in; so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 ...he attempted to join them. He got kicked out immediately. On the advice of a wizard named Farengar, he joins the Mages' College of Winterhold. They decided to ally with the Invisible College, and began a mass slaughter of sheep. Gregor led the charge with a minigun, and Libra was behind him, with a staff. Gregor glows blue and shouts "I AM BOOLETPROOF!!!!!" as Donnel sets up a dispenser. Genny, seeing this from her window, decides to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Bring back Thunder Harp, It was difficult to get the band back together as they had left on bad terms when Mae had beaten Boey half to death over.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viridianveil Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 ...accidentally ordering mushrooms on the pizza. Viridian instantly regretted the sheep memes and made them all disappear. In turn, the original Genny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erick Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 ...was fed to Elise. Elise learns Wrathful Staff and starts to eat everone. She then ate Dorcas, who had eaten a poisoned mutton, so she dies after eating him. Xander, in response... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 ...orders Cup Noodles with lobsters and shares it with Ryoma. Takumi, hungry for some, bursts in and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viridianveil Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 ...finds them both dead with a blood soaked Azama towering over them. Upon this, Takumi... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 ...says "Pay for your betrayal!" and shoots him in the balls with his Fujin Yumi, then cremates him and bury the ashes. Meanwhile, Alduin, the Draconic World-Eater, uses his revival shout and revives Azama. It only causes his ashes to rise up and float harmlessly in the air. Lucius, who was on a pilgrimage to Lord Helix, sees this and prepares the Aureola spell and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viridianveil Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 ...obliterates Alduin and a nearby crab as Viri swoons over how hot he is. Replying in shock, Serra yells... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 ..."Can you all SHUT-UP!!!!! I'm trying to eat my lobster!" so loud that in the Walmart across the street, the owner Walhart heard it and though it was an insult directed at him. Furious, Walhart called upon his staff, which consisted of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 (edited) ...Ryoma (revived by Bïfrost), Tamatoa, a Mirelurk, and GIANT SHRIMP. The crustacean army gathers and attacks Serra, and she is banished through an Ultra Wormhole. Xander (also revived by Bïfrost) then brings Cup Noodles for everyone, and they eat in peace. Lucius continues his pilgrimage and... Edited December 8, 2017 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erick Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 ...he falls on the ground and dies. His corpse is then sent to the Dark World, where the Dark Lord Loptyr takes over his body. With a new body, the Dark Lord decides to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted December 11, 2017 Author Share Posted December 11, 2017 ... recreate Lucius just as he was and send him on his way, then dance for the next fifteen years. Grima sees this and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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