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The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act V!


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...Captain Falcon drank all of it. Grima commands him to get more punch, but Cap gets mad and Falcon Punches him into Oblivion. And by Oblivion, I meant the planes of Oblivion from the Elder Scrolls. Specifically, the Shivering Isles. He encounters Henry having a tea party with Sheogorath and...

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...joined the group ascending the ranks eventually replacing Alm as leader and kicked all the other guys out of the society. Angered by this Wrys...

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...went outside to protest, but was killed by the cheese storm that was still going on. Meanwhile, Celica learns the magic ward spell from Canas, and goes outside while being protected; oblivious to the fact that Vlad Masters from Danny Phantom set up his cheese castle nearby. Saber then appears in front of her with a pink lightsaber, and proceeds to...

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...give it to Celica and instructs her to melt the cheese castle and end the storm as she has protection from cheese affinity weapons. After the accidental death of Vlad Masters caused by drowning in melted cheese...

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...everything is all cupcakes and rainbows and shit. ...until alternate Viri kills Grima in the past and seizes his powers to prevent the moon from falling. ...this was short-lived, because Miles absolutely hated the responsibilty of god. So he sold it on Etsy for $9999.99 USD and the buyer is...

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... sell it to Claud, who was possessed by Blaggi, who was possessed by Loptyr, who was possessed by Anankos, who was possessed by Naga, who was possessed by Xander, who was possessed by Ninian, who was possessed by Nergal, who was possessed by Fae, who was possessed by Tinni, who was possessed by Mildain, who was possessed by Sephiroth, who was possessed by Cloud, who was possessed by Aeris, who was possessed by Lance, who was possessed by Cynthia, who was possessed by a Munchlax, which was posssesed by a Spiritomb, which was possessed by F!Kanna, who was possessed by Claud. 

Now when Mansel observed the possession chain, his reaction was to...

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15 hours ago, Pengaius said:

...urinate on jedah while lucina committed seppuku using Yewfelle while being defocated on by...

...Maxwell from Scribblenauts, as Lucina asked him for a pirate ship, but he misheard it as "Pile of S***". A janitor arrives and cleans up everything, and Naga calls on Arceus to turn everything back to normal. The gods gather for a meeting and write down a rule stating "No mention of poop in this story anymore" in a huge purple book labelled "Da Rules". Saint Elimine sees this development and gathers her followers, preparing to...

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...to eat a sandwhich, which was made by Dorcas, who had eaten poisoned mutton, which was Genny's grandfather, who had tried to reach the other dimension by making an exotic poison bomb that ended up poisoning and killing him. Turns out the sandwhich was...

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...BARLEY EVEN HUMAN! This caused all the continents to sound the drums of war. Archanea and Elibe formed a truce alongside Valentia and Jugdral, while Magvel, Tellius, and Nohrshido formed a treaty. But wait! TURNS OUT, Jugdral was actually Jughead (from Archie Comics) and Nohr was actully Knorr! While everyone was panicking, Archdeacon Yodel cries "Stop!" and attempts to calm everyone down. Because of this chaos, Alm...

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