Dismissed Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 ...formed a truce with the Disney empire of joy. They immediately continued incinerating, disintegrating, and beating the crap out of the Undertale characters. A week later, Azura decides to switch jobs with the Daedric Prince Azura, leading to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) ...chaos among her followers, as Azura was acting wildly different from her established previously. Thus, an adventurous and pious Khajit and Dumner (dark elf, for those unfamiliar with the series) teamed up and led a merry band of adventurers into an outrealm gate into the Fire Emblem world to rescue their lost... leader? Daedra? The GM was very annoyed at this sudden change in story, as now (s)he had to create another world from scratch for the PC's to explore for one session. Meanwhile, the citizenry of Tamriel didn't care about this sudden development, and went about their daily business as if nothing had happened. Also meanwhile, the Daedra Azura accidentally entered the story where she was just introduced into Fates plot. Realizing this, she intentionally changed the course of that games history by... (I play the Elder Scrolls Series casually, so I had to look up the wiki just to find out who Azura was.) Edited December 22, 2017 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 ...turning everyone on the Fates continent into Dark Elves. This causes mass confusion and chaos everywhere and results in Camilla, Subaki, Elise, and Hayato committing suicide. The previously mentioned Khajit and Dunmer arrived, but they were too late. They found Corrin, who had changed her name to Corn and was unaffected by the curse due to her dragon blood. Together, the three set off on a quest to undo the curse, but they were hindered by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 ...a half-undead Deen, who was wearing a scarf, and was killed in SoV by Celica in favor of recruiting Sonia. Only technically surviving his encounter in the desert, he was on a quest to regain his Brave Sword. Unfortunately for our heroes, he took up a sidequest to gain some extra experience which involved stopping them from saving the world. However, another half-undead Deen appeared, this time wearing a shura, who was killed on the previous page. Having knowledge of the future, he remembered that Corrin would have catastrophic effects on the Fire Emblem series, and thus aimed to stop her from doing anything. He too was also looking for his Brave Sword, which might come up again as a future plot device. Then a giant appeared out of nowhere and was attacking a quest-giver, so both of the Deens turned into stick figures and attacked their foe with Synched Ownage (2)! Unknown to them, our heroes left the scene and continued on their quest. Then the PC's complained about this overly complicated and ultimately pointless filler episode, to which the GM responded... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 ...by saying the magic words, which were "Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies". Immediately, a giant meatball from space falls down and completely obliterate the Fates continent, which resulted in much rejoicing from pretty much everybody. Azura then returns from Nirn and finds her continent in ruins. The Daedric Prince Azura, on the other hand, returned to Nirn. In the Fire Emblem world, Azura was currently holding Shigure's lifeless body, and, as a goodbye, decides to kiss his... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 ...Spilled out brains she then purchased the einherjar ippei demon blade who used his awesome power to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 ...start another storyline. Three FE characters were lost in the woods, somewhere in New Jersey. (Altthough they were heading for LA.) One of them was Percy. The other two were... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Dorcas and Bartre. Bartre had to go use the bathroom, so Dorcas and Percy waited outside a gas station while he went in. However, the cashier cried out, "sir! You can't use our restroom unless you pay for something!" Upon hearing that, Bartre lifted up a propane tank and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 ...threw it over to Percy, who fed it to his wyvern. (Hey, if people feed petroleum to their wyverns, the wyverns will be able to breathe fire.) Dorcas paid for the whole thing, and gave the cashier some mutton as a gift. But the mutton was actually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 ... a hidden machine programmed to endlessly play the following sounds: When the cashier saw this, his reaction was to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 ...go on YouTube and watch all of the episodes of The Frollo Show, which featured Hitler. Meanwhile, Percy, Bartre, and Dorcas find themselves out of the woods, only to run into Clarisse and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcanite Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Tiki, accompanied by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 ...Myrrh and Katarina, who were escorted by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laser Taro Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Ayra and Dieck, who were closely followed by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 ...Eirika and Ogier/Oujay. Eirika sees Percy and pierces his heart with Sieglinde. The boy cries out for help, and he is heard by Arthur, who arrives just in time with Effie, Elise and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted January 17, 2018 Author Share Posted January 17, 2018 ... the absurdly alliterative Austrian general Stoger-Steiner von Steinstatten (he likes being called Stogy, so that's what we'll do). Stogy pulled Sieglinde out of Percy's heart, healed him, gave Eirika a tag that said "absolutely disgusting", and threw her out the nearest window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 The adventurers continued on their merry way, until Arthur was shot by an arrow in the knee. The one who shot him was revealed to be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 @MageKnightEcho, who was tired of his bad luck due to Arthur being near him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperMorian Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 ...Despite the pain sustained, he lets out a heroic laughter, implying that he is anything but well as he pulls out the drenched-in-red arrow. However, ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 All of the blood in his body drains out in 5 seconds. After this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 (edited) ...Arthur curses the overpowered-ness of bleeding damage in Fallout 4, then dies. Meanwhile, L'Arachel's splinter faction of Rausten was still in a war against the Theocracy of Lord Helix. So far, it has led to a stalemate, with the leaders just lazing around and eating... Edited January 27, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 ...dirt, as they are secretly half-ent's, and have the power of walking woods as both sides worship Njord (Age of Mythology reference, if you're curious) despite not being Norse. This secret would not last long, however, as by complete accident Gaius discovered the truth about their "rock candy" and was about to make this information public when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 ...it was revealed that only L'Arachel was doing this. Gaius reported back to Lord Helix, who was eating a bucket of Chickenjoy. Seeing this, Lord Helix realizes that Grass does 4x damage against him, so he hires a team of mercenaries to deal super-effective damage against Grass-Types. They consisted of Roy, a Vanilluxe, a Charizard, Lon'qu, and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Naesala. After gathering his army, Lord Helix ordered them to destroy all grass. The army then went about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 ...mowing lawns, which did a service to the community. Meanwhile, L'Arachel got word of Anarchy's special task force, and in retaliation, she decides to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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