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The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act V!


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...Bantu, when he was in his fire dragon form. Furious, he breathed such devastating fire upon the mech that it melted immediately, killing the minion inside it. Still filled with rage, Bantu charged up his super attack, and aimed it at...

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... shoved aside by Sigismund of Luxemburg (the real one, not the forumite), who brought the armies of his kingdom and subjugated L'Arachel, Fomortiis, and all the rest of them. He wiped the memories of the battling characters by having them defenestrated into a mix of ice water, hot sauce, sushi ginger, and wasabi. Then he ordered his namesake the forumite to restart everything and begin a new act.

ACT III ENDS

ACT IV BEGINS

The plot is now reset - please refrain from reusing old plot elements.

It so occurred that Ninian wished to set up a military dictatorship in Rausten; Arvis' reaction was to...

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...doing the tutorial with Cecila, wondering what the heck a cursor was, and why these soldiers were so wiling to let him win their practice fights.

Afterwords, he decided that his growth rates were too low for the lord class, so he decided to go to the gym. He had planned to study while working out, but what actually happened...

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...Arceus, because why the heck not? (Over)Confident in his team, Roy decides to challenge Zephiel to a pokémon battle, who responds by...

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Refuses to obey Roy's commands until he completes an epic quest. Roy tells Zephy to wait a minute and sets of to vanquish the salad of demise, his 3 allies are...

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...Wolt, Allen, and Lance, because Marcus was playing chess with Jeigan at the moment and Bors was on his own quest to seek the Holy Grail (flip a coin to decide whether his quest is more like Indiana Jones or Monty Pythons).

As it turns out, the salad of demise was actually pretty easy to vanquish, as a simple torch was all that was needed to set it ablaze. Until they realized that it was the salad of Demise...

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... Origins, where the Holy Grail sat still on a bedrock pedestal, placed just beyond the corridor of crystalline ores that glimmer vibrantly on the cave's wall. Roy leads the group, Bors follows from behind along with the two cavaliers walking from the rear. However, a figure stood before them and it was...

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A pie cooling on the window given life by the power of hamon. The pie drew its weapon (a sharp trombone) and smote Bors in one shot. The pie then blew into the trombone and shot out...

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