Dismissed Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 (edited) ...some chocolate, which hits Mark Chang, killing him instantly. Then it blew the trombone again and shot out a bullet, killing Hamilton. Xander then... Edited February 17, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 ...decided to go for a heroic sacrifice and shoved Siegfried down the Trobonone, causing the instrument, and it's user, to explode. At that moment, King Arthur and his crew, along with Indiana Jones... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 ...arrived at the cave, and began fighting over who gets to have the Holy Grail. The winner was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 (edited) ...A landshark, able to swim through water as though it were land. And then it turned out the landshark's motivation was.... Edited February 16, 2018 by Mad-manakete open endedness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 ...nothing, so King Arthur had his knights kill it. Then someone grabbed the Grail and it was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erick Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 ...the Grail itself, which had grown hands. In shock, King Arthur... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 (edited) ... throws a rock at it, causing the Grail to spit out a monster made of the blood of Jesus, not dissimilar to the Chuckleator from Mario & Luigi SuperStar Saga. To defeat the beast... Edited February 16, 2018 by Mad-manakete chuckleator name fix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperMorian Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 ...King Arthur pleads Roy to slay the monster for him. Roy declined as he left him in the cave, who was swallowed whole by the monster of the Grail. Meanwhile, Roy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Mourning over the death of his greatest friend Bors decides to hold a tournament in his honour the top prize in the tournament will be Indiana Jones's fedora. The teams are as follows... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Pengaius said: Mourning over the death of his greatest friend Bors decides to hold a tournament in his honour the top prize in the tournament will be Indiana Jones's fedora. The teams are as follows... ...Wendy and Barth united to honour their fallen comrade, the Fire Dragon from FE 7 and Myrrh's father Morva, set out to finally gain story significance, and Bord & Cord, trying to emerge from Barst's shadow at last. The tournament begins and.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 The first round is potato gathering the team with the most gathered potatoes gathered wins Wendy vs Morva vs Cord. Morva rushes into the middle of the arena where there are no potatoes. He misunderstood the task and waits for potatoes some people in the crowd throw him some fries. Wendy runs outside and begins to forage around she returns with 29 potatoes. Cord buys a bag of fifty potatoes from Anna and wins the round. 10 points to Bord & Cord‚ 5 points to Barst and Wendy and no points for Morva and Fire Dragon (Who we will call Dave from now on.) Round 2 is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperMorian Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 (:wat:) ... body flexing--the one with the greatest muscles wins. Barst removed his armors and flexed his muscles, while Wendy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 ...wondered what Barst was doing because it was Barth, Bord and Cord who were involved. Barst had obviously come once more to assert dominance as the best axe-fighter in Archanea, but Bord was having none of it. In retaliation he hit Barst over the head with a bag of turnips. Meanwhile the Fire Dragon started to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 ...Speedrun Dark Souls, causing everyone to pause the competition while they watched it play. Curious, Morva asked Dave (the fire dragon) a question... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 ..."Hey Dave, if you're the Fire Dragon from FE 7, which took place before Roy was born, and you died in that game... why are you alive now?" Realizing that it defied all logic, Dave faded from existence, for he was already dead. Morva was disqualified from the narrowing competition due to not having a partner. Seizing this opportunity Barth(e)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 (edited) ...left too, joining the pirates of Valentia, disqualifying Wendy. Bord and Cord win, but they start arguing over the hat. Indiana Jones arrives to retrieve his hat alongside that guy from Blade Runner, Han Solo, Chewbacca, and... Edited February 16, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 ...the monster of the grail, who has befriended Indiana Jones after bonding over a mutual hatred of parallel parking. During the Fracas, Roy realizes the Holy Grail is now unguarded... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 ...and grabs it, then slices it with the Binding Blade, destroying it forever. This caused the task force (Hamilton, Mark, Mark Chang, and Xander) to be resurrected, and they... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 ...look over to see Bors, who was also resurrected has fallen on top of Wendy, Bord and Cord. Thus taking them out of the fight. Morva, due to stupidity has wandered off. This leaves Indiana Jones and crew a clean run to the hat. So... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 The hat sprouts arms legs and picks up a double edger trumpet and uses it to fell Bors in one shot (This just ain't his day) The shockwave from this strike causes everybody's weapons to shatter. The hat then sets its sights on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 ...Xander, who cleaves it in two using Siegfried. With the hat destroyed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 ...Indiana Jones draws his gun and kills Xander, similarly to the famous scene in Raiders of the lost Ark that everyone should know by now. Han Solo compliments him on his quick drawing skills, while that guy from Blade Runner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 ...fell into an abandoned elevator shaft and died. Meanwhile, Chewbacca and Morva... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperMorian Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 ... cooperated to overthrow Ninian from ruling Rausten. However, Ninian was aware of their ploy, and so she decided to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 ...just stay in Pherae with Eliwood. Meanwhile, the task force reported back to Arceus, claiming... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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