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The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act V!


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... Arceus forced Zephiel to recreate it through any means necessary or he will be destroyed like the mortal being he is. Unperturbed, Zephiel threw a powerful fist right on its face, then contained the Alpha Pokémon inside a Master Ball. He caught Arceus, then called Roy for a rematch. Roy...

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Roy and nobody else... With roys anger at the world for not coming to his party he decides to conquer the world. His first stop is...

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...the forest of the landsharks, where he gathered an army of the beasts to form his navy. Alas he failed to understand their ability to swim through water as though it were land was absolutely useless, as it meant they just flopped around on top of the water as if it were solid before dying from lack of dirt passing through their gills. Disappointed, Roy's plan b was to...

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... the village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, because he wants to learn Welsh gibberish. He lands up landing in Moldavia, where the Romanian Army forces him to dance to this for seven-hundred eight six point four hundred thousand eight hundred thirty-eight hours. When Marty hears of this, he...

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...realized that none of the states in the US was named "Peace", so he decided the United States was fair game. So he besieges them at the southern border, which was heavily guarded by a giant wall. The US forces on the wall were led by Takumi President Donald Trump. Roy's second in command during this siege was...

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...buy a Wall Breaker from Clash of Clans for the low, low price of Free to Play 10000 Gold. The wall is torn down, and Roy appoints Mark the Tactician as Commander of all his forces, Wolt the head of the Pheraean division, Mark Chang the head of the Yugopotamian division, and the Daedric Prince Azura (who Roy encountered by attempting to summon Azura from Fates) joined their army, supplementing their forces with a thousand Dark Elves. The last division was lead by...

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Zom-Bors riding a colossal penguin. However Trump deployed a basket with arms and legs to use an armor crushing saxophone to smite Zom-Bors in one strike(Jeez Bors must hate the brass section) With Zom-Bors’ untimely demise the penguin took control of the division and stepped on the basket. However Trump deployed an orange...

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...disappoint everyone by doing nothing of any real importance, resulting in everyone deciding to go out and order burritoes, except Trump who believes the best taco bowls are made at Trump Tower, and thus leaves for there. Alas the colossal penguin does not heed the old adage and drinks the water. Due to the unfamiliarity with the local water, the penguin is forced to excuse itself from the events while it's system rather messily purges itself. Roy realizes that...

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... Olwen and a brigade of the Lithuanian Army, who spent 6023523509238522490234.23502 seconds hitting Riev on the head with umbraculi and tintinnabuli. When Fomortiis heard of this, he joined in. 
When Reinhardt heard of Olwen and Fomortiis joining forces to sic Riev, he too joined in. When Takumi heard of that...

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