Dismissed Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 ...calling on Boris, one of the Three Heroes of Old from the Kingdom of Loathing. However, Boris dies due to salmonella poisoning from eating five dozen eggs all at once. Meanwhile, Travant's spirit possesed a tree, becoming a Trevenant. However, he was cut down by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 ...Brave Ike's axe. He fixed the problem by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 ...un-chopping Trevant back in place. Bike continues on his way, but he is electrocuted by a Pikachu belonging to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 ...Greil. Bike was shocked and confused, and he was like "WHAT THE HELL, DAD?!" His dad responds by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 ..."I'm sorry, son, but the only Pichachu I could find and capture had the naughty nature. But hey! At least this will help with your resistance." For just then, Ike had gained 1 exp point for getting hit, and thus leveled up, gaining... This is first time that anyone has gained exp or leveled up in this thread, isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted March 1, 2018 Author Share Posted March 1, 2018 Aye, it is the first time. ... 29.201 in every stat. When Ike realized this, he... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...wondered how he got a decimal increase, so he went to the Nerds' Headquarters to ask how the heck that happened. Their leader, Canas, explained that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...he was playing an "average stats" hack. He merely had to do another 4 levels so each that he'd get a bigger increase than usual. However that last .01 was absolutely useless as he did not have access to the dread fighter loop. Ike didn't understand any of this inane doublespeak and instead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...opted to jump off a high place just like a Disney villain. However, he bounced back up due to a giant trampoline placed at the bottom by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...Groose from Skyward Sword, who felt if anyone was going to be compared to a Disney villain it had to be him. Upon meeting Ike, Groose struck up a bizarre friendship and the odd pair set off to battle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...Geese, whose ally was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...Finn, started making out with Geese and the entirety of shitpost emblem screamed with excitement. While that was happening... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Henry started FIRIN HISA LAZUR (Damn that meme is old) at the citadel of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Gol and Miah. Because why not drag Jak & Daxter into this too? The Giant pre-cursor robot emerged and launched it's deadly bombs at... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 (edited) ...Henry, who dodged the bombs, but not without taking splash damage. Worried, Henry was debating which attack to use against the robot. In the end, he decided to go with... Edited March 1, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...Throwing Geese at it. However it turns out the geese in this story were a flock of geese and not Geese the pirate. So it didn't do much at all. Resorting to drastic measures... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...Finn was upset that his boyfriend was replaced with actual geese. He needed to look for Geese and reunite with him. He starts his journey by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...Registering with the The Make a Wish Foundation. But because he didn't have an actual illness, he had to make something up. Quickly he thought of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 (edited) ...worms... in his... tubes. Unfortunately he was right, as just then a chestburster came out of his chest, and crawled away. The Giant Pre-Cursor Robot stopped his fight with Henry to deal with this threat, and the resulting battle... Edited March 1, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...wipes out all three of them, starting a new storyline. Now, Canas and Florina were exploring the cold land of Skyrim. However, Sigurd blocks their way and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...spontaneously combusts. The heat from Sigurd starts an avalanche and Canas and Florina set out to stop it, however... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...Sheogorath pops onto the scene and conjures a barrier of cheese, which was hot enough to melt all the ice. However, this caused the melted ice to flood the surrounding area. Corrin, who was passing by, got swept into the flood alongside... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...Aquaman, who was finally happy to have a job to do, and saved everyone from drowning. When the conflict was over, the people thanked him by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...advising him never to do the 90s mullet/shirtless/hookhand look again. Aquaman thanked them for their wisdom and left. Meanwhile, in Gotham city, despite timeline resets, Peri had been assigned to psychoanalyze the Joker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...with the aid of Sheogorath, but the Daedric Prince turns them into sweet rolls instead. Batman eats the sweet rolls, but when Robin (the FE one) tells him that they were once Peri and the Joker, he... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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