The Roger The Paladin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 ... the mods agreed on one condition. He had to take the Land Shark from the forgotten characters, a beast that had unceremoniously been killed the post after it was introduced and added nothing to the story, and somehow make it relevant to the plot. Agreeing, the jetpack wearing ninja set off to find a way to make a shark that couldn't swim relevant to the storyline by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 ...going to Disney to make one of those nature documentaries that they put in theaters, so that the landsharks could be safely researched and more public awareness could be made about them. When the film is released, it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 ...was so successful that Disney was able to afford... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 ...to pay off everyone on the forum to stop writing this story. However the jetpack wearing ninja, not wanting to be robbed of his moment of glory... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 ...went and stole @Purple Mage's share of the profits. But the forumite didn't need the money anyway, so he went back to writing fanfics and whatever he does in his spare time, content with his position in the world. Now, the jetpack wearing ninja opened the sack full of stolen money, only to find out that it was filled with Philippine Pesos, which weren't that useful to him in his current location. Enraged, he decides to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 ...Ultra Combo the sack of money, but realizes that said Pesos are apparently indestructible, so he repurposes them into a punching bag of sorts. Meanwhile, Owain had just been exposed to the Dragon Ball franchise, and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Is shot by a risen cuz he tried to scream it to death, He was saved by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 ...the Jetpack Wearing Ninja, who finally got his chance to ultra combo the risen using the bag of Philippine Pesos as a flail. When he was finished, the risen was a mashed pulp due to the indestructibility of the currency. Owain decided to dub the bag of loot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 ...Ang Sakong Puno ng Pera ng Lumilipad na Hapon, which translated to "The Sack Full of Money of the Flying Japanese (Person)" (hey, it was the closest thing to jetpack wearing ninja). Everyone agrees to the name of the weapon, and the ninja decides to use this newfound infinite-durability weapon to defeat a villain named... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 18 minutes ago, Purple Mage said: ...Ang Sakong Puno ng Pera ng Lumilipad na Hapon, which translated to "The Sack Full of Money of the Flying Japanese (Person)" (hey, it was the closest thing to jetpack wearing ninja). Everyone agrees to the name of the weapon, and the ninja decides to use this newfound infinite-durability weapon to defeat a villain named... Drake Ichabod Kleine, a "legitimate businessman" with underworld ties and a set of initials that got him bullied in high-school. However, using the power wealth bring, he sought to avenge himself on his tormentors and everyone else by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 ...funding another villain named... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 ...Narcian. When he was funded, he... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 ...tried to take over the Philippines, but was killed by the combined efforts of President Duterte and the JWN (jetpack-wearing ninja). The JWN continues on his adventures and ends up on the continent of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 ... Archanea, where they crown him with forty crowns and make him Queen of the Dolhr Republic. When the Kaiser heard of this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 ...he overthrew the palace and cut everyone's heads off, just like Robespierre. The palace he targeted was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 ...the very one the Jetpack Wearing Ninja had inexplicably been crowned queen of. Thus the Jetpack Wearing Ninja's return ended. Infuriated that the Jetpack Wearing Ninja had been taken out of the story a second time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 ...@Hawkwing decided to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 ...force everyone to beat Shadow Jago on "Kyle" difficulty as punishment for bringing up a random character and forcing them into the story-line again. Meanwhile, Chrom was at the arcade, playing the pinball version of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Doki Doki literature club, but broke the machine angering... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 ...everyone in the story due to him playing DDLC. As punishment, he has to do gourd duty at... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 4 hours ago, Purple Mage said: As punishment, he has to do gourd duty at... You probably meant guard duty, but out of curiosity I looked up gourd on my computers dictionary, and guess what: gourd |ɡôrdɡo͝ord| noun 1 a fleshy, typically large fruit with a hard skin, some varieties of which are edible.• a drinking container, water container, or ornament made from the hard hollowed and dried skin of a gourd. 2 a climbing or trailing plant that bears gourds. [Family Cucurbitaceae (the gourd family): several genera and species, including the colored ornamental gourds (Cucurbita pepo variety ovifera). The gourd family also includes the marrows, squashes, pumpkins, melons, and cucumbers.] PHRASES out of one's gourd informal out of one's mind; crazy.• under the influence or alcohol or drugs: he was obviously stoned out of his gourd. DERIVATIVES gourdful |-ˌfo͝ol| noun (plural gourdfuls) ORIGINMiddle English: from Old French gourde, based on Latin cucurbita . It's an actual word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 No, I really meant Gourd Duty, as in, defend the gourd at the top of the Gourd Tower alongside the Captain of the Gourd. (It's a Kingdom of Loathing thing.) Now, back to the story. Chrom and the Captain of the Gourd defended the gourd from a very hungry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 10 hours ago, Purple Mage said: No, I really meant Gourd Duty, as in, defend the gourd at the top of the Gourd Tower alongside the Captain of the Gourd. (It's a Kingdom of Loathing thing.) Oh. That link would have been nice the first time... Oh well. At least I learned something new today! ...Hippo, who was challenging three other hippos to see who could eat the most food in the shortest amount of time. In the frenzy that followed, Stahl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 ...taped the hippos to their spots and repeatedly bashed his hands against their backs so that their necks would reach out and eat the food. The hippos died a few minutes later. Chrom and the Captain of the Gourd thanked him by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 ...Giving him a 6-month membership to the Interdimensional House Of Pancakes, which he accepted gleefully. Unfortunately, animal activists... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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