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The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act V!


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...to kick them out, now that the ghost threat had been quelled. Danny stayed because his primary goal was not to fight ghosts, but to protect civilians.

Anyway, the reason why Hades let them go in the first place was because Danny pointed out that he was only half-ghost, and eternally in that state of limbo, so he can't be truly killed. Hades decided "Well okay. The rest of you still got a job to do up there." He sent them to protect the Empire State Building (which provided direct access to Olympus through elevator) alongside Percy Jackson, Percy, Percival, and...

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...wanted to play a tower defense game in real life, and was fine with being the bad guy. The bandits were okay with this, because the deal included...

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...The Uruk-hai, who were excited about the tower defense idea and wanted to act as the elite mooks. They aided Shreck because he was an unironic celebrity among the Orcs of Mordor. 

Lungren wasn't planning for the game to become this difficult yet, and decided to balance it out by...

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...A great debate ensued regarding the ethics of capitalism, DLC, the amount of money it takes to create videogames, etc.

In the end...

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...Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz used daemonic magicks (yes with the extra letters for fanciness) to summon forth the spirit of Lenin to create a revolution against the upper class. Alas, he got the spell wrong and summoned the spirit of John Lennon instead. This resulted in...

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west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where they spent most'a their days, chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, all shooting some b-ball outside of tha school when...

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...Lungren's army, disappointed that their game idea didn't last very long, decided to play Stronghold instead. In real life. They choose to be the attackers in this scenario, while the defender of the keep/stronghold/castle was...

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...It favored throwing boiling oil unto it's opponents. It completely decimated Lungrens army, but unfortunately it caught the keep/stronghold/castle on fire. The flames were so great, large, and terrifying that...

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Even Speedwagon was afraid, but fortunately the Fire emblem firefighters arrived at the scene to douse the flames, led by...

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...Hire Fox McCloud, as his side special attack in Super Smash Bros. is "Fox Illusion" and decided it would do for now.

When the Star Fox team appeared, ready for combat, the Zoroark...

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...turned out to be a Werewolf Dragonborn using Illusion spells to make it seem like they were a Zoroark. So the team decided to kill the Dragonborn, but since @Pengaius killed off the Daedric Princes, the Daedric Realms were destroyed too. And since the Daedric Prince Hircine was supposed to claim the souls of werewolves to put in his Daedric Realm, the Hunting Grounds, and both he and his realm were removed from the story, the Dragonborn's soul ended up with...

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...(within) the Jumanji game, forever forced to be a powerful NPC opponent, battling all the foolish players who end up in the game.

Speaking of which, the game was recently found by...

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