Pengaius Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 He yelled NOHRIAN SCUM causing him to get beaten by elise. Who then got sakura to play with the colossal penguin. And the three went of on an adventure to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 ...ask the monster of the Holy Grail, whose name was Jeeves, a question. That question was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erick Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 (edited) ..."Who is the best little sister? Elise or Sakura?". Jeeves answers the obvious: Elise. In "shock", Sakura... Edited February 19, 2018 by Manstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 ...grabs a Mila's Turnwheel and turns back time, causing Jeeves to say "Sakura, because she isn't much of a loli as you are, Elise." This causes Elise to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 ...call RNG abuse, as it is now clear that Jeeves answers are determined by a random number generator a moment before being used. Jeeves responds to these accusations by revealing it never actually fancied Fates, and was always a Tellius fan, thus thinking Mist was superior to both. This outrages both Elise and Sakura, and they declare war on Mist who is at that moment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted February 19, 2018 Author Share Posted February 19, 2018 (edited) ... presiding over a parade of the Yugoslav Army with Marshal Tito. The Yugoslav Army (with Belgian air support) attacks Hoshido, Valla, and Nohr without casualties and forces everyone, even Anankos and his invisible soldiers, to play accompaniment to this while the soldiers dance. Edited February 19, 2018 by Vytautas the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 However since Yugoslavia no longer exists this never actually happened (Lay off the psychedelic drugs Vytautus ). Instead the main lords of each fe decided to play real life twisted metal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 ... which, because I am now apparently on drugs, also does not exist. (By the way, this was all happening in 1979, back in the days when Yugoslavia most certainly did exist - so there!) When the Lords realized they were dancing to music that did not exist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 ...they became confused and hurt themselves in their confusion. It was a sight so epic I dare not describe it for words would not do it justice. The sheer grandeur of lords hurting themselves in their confusion over being forced to dance to music that does not exist in a time period before they were created in a country that will cease to exist in the future but presently exists was so great, it forged a weapon. A weapon that would forever be known as the Devil Axe, and periodically force it's users to hurt themselves in the slightest hope of recreating the tiniest fragment of that grandeur. The first to wield this cursed weapon would be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 ... Bartre, who would become first of a group of elite wielders of the Devil Axe who generally died by using the Axe on breakable walls. Now when Rommel, who was standing by, beheld the mess, his reaction was to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 ...wonder, "If that axe kills you when you strike someone else with it, what happens when you strike yourself with it". To test this theory, he ordered Largo to strike his own leg with the axe. This resulted in a plegian peasant dying. Pleased with the results Rommel ordered Largo to repeat the process. Alas the axe didn't backfire this time and Largo lost his arm, thus explaining why he only has one in Radiant Dawn. Disappointed, Rommel allowed Bartre to have the axe back. His experiment failed, Rommel instead opted to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erick Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 ...do nothing. So... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 ...he sat in the kelp forest and did nothing. For seven days and seven nights Rommel did absolutely nothing. Herman Goering, who was expecting a message from Rommel, opened his mailbox. To his surprise, nothing after nothing poured out. His lawn was flooded with absolutely nothing. At that moment in Grust... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) ...Doga Draug was choking a point from some bandits. His allies were Gordin, Ryan, Merric, Wrys and... Edited March 6, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 ...Kris, who requests he/she is not mentioned again in this story due to being a poorly executed self-insert fan-fiction not wanting to take credit away from others. Instead all credit from Kris' actions will go to Al Pacino. Wrys, Merric, Gordin and Ryan started talking about how great Al Pacino is. They came to the conclusion the bandits only hated Al Pacino because... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 ...he killed Chief Bandit Chief. As the bandits broke their weapons against Draug's base 255 Defense with 31 IVs, 252 EVs, and a helpful nature... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 ...they wondered if that rollover glitch from Earthbound would occur if he leveled up and his defense increased beyond 255. They formulated a cunning plan. To throw themselves at him, gradually increasing his experience until he levelled up. Then if his defense increased, and the glitch existed in this build, they would have him. His defense would reset to zero and he and the squishy mages, archers and Al Pacino would be easy pickings. Confident in their plan, they charged into battle but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) ...they realized Draug's defense stat worked using the Pokémon formula, so Draug's actual Defense stat was 3093 (with +6 modifier, yes I calculated). Since it was so high, their weapons were actually dealing negative damage, in other words, damaging the users like a Devil Axe. All the bandits died, and the team... Edited February 20, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 ...realized that with Draug, they were nearly invincible. The team began arguing over whether they should be using their newfound strength to fight crime, or to take over the world. As they were arguing, Draug decided to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 ... have himself crowned Pope, Kaiser, King of France, England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Poland, Hungary, Greece, Denmark, and Sweden, Sultan of Turkey, Morocco, Egypt, and Oman, and also President of the United States. With his newfound countries, Draug went on a journey of conquest with Rommel as his chief of staff. When Manfroy heard of this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 He cried for a while then got stabbed by a bandit who got stabbed by Leif who got stabbed by Boyd who got stabbed by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) ...a ninja, who was Ultra Combo(ed?) by Jago, who was Ultra Combo(ed?) by Shadow Jago, who... In case you don't trust random links, here are the videos: Spoiler Edited February 20, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 was impaled by some guy named Vlad, who was cut in half by Guy, who... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 ...was actually thanked by Danny Phantom, as the Vlad that Guy killed was his archnemesis Vlad Plasmius. Then Danny got sucked into a... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted February 21, 2018 Author Share Posted February 21, 2018 ... pre-calculus class, which he did not do well in. Now Draug defenestrated Putin and usurped control over the former Soviet Union; when the now-exiled Trump heard of this his reaction was to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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