Hawkwing Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 ...the resulting battle was declared NSFW, even for the standards of fftf threads, and thus will not be featured here. When the dust settled... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 ...Natasha healed everyone back to full health, resulting in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 ...everyone agreeing that the battle could not be won through physical force, and thus they decided to resolve the conflict through winning two of three rounds of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 ...Monopoly. The winner of Round 1 was Annabeth, Round 2 was won by Artemis, and Round 3 resulted in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 ...everyone getting bored, so they decided to play rock-paper-scissors instead. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but after the first round resulted in 13 straight ties before someone won... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 ...Percy steamrolled through rounds 2 and 3, using the "gun" technique he used in Book 4. However, his victory was contested by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ephraim's Babe Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Bartre, who defeated everyone in the next 10 rounds, until... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 ...Dorcas arrived, but his mutton was poisoned by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 ...Artemis, as that mutton was in fact the meat she had been beating earlier. What? You thought that "meat" had been a euphemism? In response to his friend's violent illness at eating Artemis' poisoned meat which happened to be literal mutton, Bartre became confused and started headbutting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 ...some fanfic writer's OC, who was the son of Artemis. @Purple Mage curses his OC's bad luck and gets Bartre addicted to opium, which worked actually, because it led to Bartre getting shot by the Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte for using drugs. The President commands Dorcas to be taken to a hospital, and leaves for an international meeting. Dorcas, now cured of the poisoned mutton, pays the hospital bill and decides to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ephraim's Babe Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Bartre campaigning in the Philippines to make drugs legal, but is stopped by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erick Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 ...nothing. So he... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Developed a rare disease... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 ...which was caused by poisoned mutton. Dorcas rejoices at the fact that he wasn't the one to ingest it, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 ...Then an army of trucks filled will mutton arrived at his house, as apparently he had won a contest that he accidentally entered during off-screen shenanigans where he would now have free mutton for life. Aghast, Dorcas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 ...opened a mutton shop, becoming rich in the process. However, a disgruntled customer was poisoned by some mutton, and that person was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Natalie, now Dorcas needed medicine to cure Natalie's poison(because plot) but the only one who had the medicine was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 ... the generic maiden that Chrom marries in the event every other option is unavailable for one reason or another. The maiden, (whose name was in fact Howard, as her mother had promised her dying father that the child would be named after him, but they didn't expect a girl), agreed to give Dorcas the medicine on one condition. Howard wished to be in a mainstream Fire Emblem game as a recruitable unit, as she had been robbed of this opportunity in Awakening. Dorcas reluctantly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 ...put her in FE7x, and healed his wife with the medicine. Thus, Howard was eternally trapped in an unfinished fangame. There, she met Todd Howard, Howard the Duck, and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 ...Howard Stern, who took a wrong turn when heading to a talent show. When the Howard's met each other, they decided to spend their time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 ...trying to finish work on the fangame, as the only way to be relevant again was to complete the game so people could play it. The first thing they found about this task was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 ...was that the mad scientist @BwdYeti arrived onto the scene, with his brand-new invention, the Klok-Inator! However, he was sued by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, as Doof had patented the "-inator" suffix. However, the Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) appeared, and decided to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Go back in time and destroy "doofs" patent, this caused the space time continuem to screw up and as a result... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 ...every single timeline in the story's past began to merge, resulting in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 ...The story starting all over. Again. So...In the beginning, there was the Hero-King, who killed a dragon and married a pega-pony princess. He liked eating... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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