The Roger The Paladin Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 ...you'll need a new down special in the next Smash Bros". At this point, Merlinus chimed in "My Lord Roy, it's a trap". He shoved the massive pile of books over to reveal that he'd in fact developed shellshock after one too many incidents of being left unguarded due to his ability to be deployed no matter how many times he fell in battle. As a result of this startling turn of events... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 ...the merchant brigade sought out a replacement for the now-institutionalized Merlinus: Lucan Valerius, an Imperial from the town of Riverwood. However, Lucan Valerius was busy at the moment because the Golden Claw, a family heirloom of his, was stolen by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 (edited) ...Garrett, who thought he was just earning some side money on his way to his real goal; stealing the precious... Edited July 5, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 (edited) ...One Ring. However, its ownership was currently being contested by those two Tolkien white guys from Black Panther, who were playing a game of riddles. When Garrett learned of this, he... Edited June 27, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 ...decided that now was the time to drink that invisibility potion. Sneaking up to the more human-looking fellow, Garrett picked his pockets. By accident, he put on the One Ring, and because he was already invisible due to the potion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 He became super invisible and faded out of existance taking the ring with him, now hold that thought because... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 ...this next riddle is actually pretty hard. You see, the more human-looking fellow just put his hand into his pocket, and said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 ..."What have I got in my pocket?" The more monstrous-looking fellow answered with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 9 hours ago, Purple Mage said: ..."What have I got in my pocket?" The more monstrous-looking fellow answered with... "a hole. You're touching yourself right now". The less monstrous looking fellow became quite concerned, for that he was. He awkwardly tried to change the topic to .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 ...asking questions about the structure and history of the cave. Considering that the more monstrous-looking fellow had lived there for a few hundred years, it actually made him think. For the next ten minutes, they... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 ...debated the ins and outs of the cave only to realize the cavern they were in should in fact be underwater (because this is a nonsense story after all). Suddenly the cave filled up. To escape, they needed to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 ...hold their breaths and doggy paddle to safety. Their story ended predictably... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illegal knight Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 ...so intimate. They started to touching each other and they begun to uncontrollably... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 ...drown, as they forgot that the cave filled up with water as they were... uh... ANYWAY The Armory guy, the Vendor woman, and the Arena fightmonger tried to convince Lucan Valerius to join them, and that the loss of the Golden Claw wasn't the end of the world, and that it might show up again in the story eventually. After much thought and consideration, Lucan decided to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 (edited) ...continue aiding them in their quest to restore the economy. This time, they were joined by Colin and Sasha from Advance Wars and Saxton Hale, CEO of Mann Co. They were also joined by MCU Doctor Strange, who was extremely great at bargaining. However, they were suddenly attacked by Grey Mann's TF2 robots, which were supervised by... Edited July 14, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 (edited) ...Doctor Weird, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Doctor Weird stopped the robots to offer them some corn for no reason. Of course, the robots tried to resist arguing they had no digestive systems or orifices to consume said corn, but the Dr. was persistent. After much argument, he demanded the mating ritual begin... Edited July 23, 2018 by Mad-manakete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 (edited) ...And Avris was so disgusted by what he saw (which is truly saying something) that he combined his Valflame with meteor and forged it to Lunatic+ levels of brokenness and completely decimated everything on the map, which caused it to rain popcorn around the globe, which... Edited August 24, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 ...caused the world to turn into a shadow of its former self, like what Corn Corrin did with the franchise through Fates. To counter this, a band of writers formed to turn the world back to quality levels of writing. This included the fanfic authors MetaDash, Dragoncat, COOKIECHEESEMAN, Cormag Ravenstaff, Hammerschlag, ChangelingRin, domgk115, Vanillite the Dragonslayer, and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 ...Chris Avellone, who did their job so well, the quality of the writing of the world was permanently improved. However, this came at a cost, as nearly every single cliche, trope, character archetype, and story element was deconstructed. Everyone was now jaded, and few heroes or villains existed, out of fear of becoming predictable and generic. The world had no higher quality, but it was also a dark and cynical place. Until... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 ...some nameless idiot with an irradiated T-rex as their DP returned to the thread, and brought in a ridiculous OC that, while failing to provide any actual intellectual benefit, was ludicrous enough to bring light back into this world of darkness. His name was Tonic the Hedgehog, and he was Sonic's half-brother who inexplicably was born as a liquid due to his mother having an affair with Chaos 0. This character, through the wonders of retroactive continuity, has been missing all this time because the young Ivo Robotnik (not yet a doctor) kidnapped him and sold him as cough medicine to gain his degree. Sonic, having at last discovered what happened to his long lost half-brother, set out to gather his fragments from the world over and restore him with the help of various individuals, none of which were his usual friends due to the fact he's kind of a dick and stopped having them do anything in his adventures after Sonic 06. So instead he enlisted a crew consisting of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 ...Unil, Dua, Trim, Quatro, Penvo, Xestu, Hepto, Octu, Naunu, Dexa, Hendexa, Duadexa, Wyp, Owend, Laim, Auffle, Lucer, Rejek, Wieklin, Wladis, Jeffers, Augustus, Jiminez, Antony, Pinkley, Aurelius, Vladek, Julius, Lever, Justinian, and last, but this time not actually least, Sawyer. In truth, they were only there because they were cheap, expendable, and Sonic could pay them in rings. What Sonic didn't know, however, was that this group... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 ...were so happy with actually being relevant for once, they had resolved to drag out this arc as long as they possibly could. After all, even if some of them died, there were a lot of them. It'd take ages to kill all of them creatively, and it's not like they were going near Belhalla. They weren't going to all just be wiped out in a massacre. That's when Sonic discovered his brother was located at... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 ...THE MINES OF MORIA. However in order to reach the mines they first had to brave... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 ...A lot of walking, numerous bandit raids, numerous wolf attacks, a boar stampede, and even a rampaging bear. By the time they reached the foot of the mountain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 On 30/08/2018 at 3:29 AM, Hawkwing said: ...A lot of walking, numerous bandit raids, numerous wolf attacks, a boar stampede, and even a rampaging bear. By the time they reached the foot of the mountain... They encountered four eccentric people telling each other a very nonsensical story (there used to be more but they all vanished somehow) however as the group approached them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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