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*Friend makes joke*

Me: It's not that the joke wasn't funny, it's just that i wasn't laughing.

It was the most passive aggressive thing i had ever said. That counts, right?

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Just now, Armagon said:

*Friend makes joke*

Me: It's not that the joke wasn't funny, it's just that i wasn't laughing.

It was the most passive aggressive thing i had ever said. That counts, right?

Yeah it counts , I guess I should share my own.

"Not even Jimmy Fallon would laugh at your jokes."

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Mouth-breathing paste eater, picked it up from a friend the other day.


Other candidates are: neanderthal, waste of space, mistake, stain on the pages of human history

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41 minutes ago, ghast said:

my friend calls me a goober.

 

Shut up you goober. (jk you chill you gooby goober)

My best is, ahem, "Thou art a painted maypole"- William Shakespeare.

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  • 2 months later...

Just because your dad says your good with your mouth doesn't make you a good singer.

 

there used to be this really obnoxious girl in high school who sang in class and had to tell everyone about her personal drama... in class. indoor suspension for a day was worth it. not necessarily proud of it now as im a mature adult but... everyone had mean moments in high school

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On December 8, 2017 at 9:12 PM, TGenzo said:

As the title says , tell me the best roast/insult you've ever heard or come up with that doesn't carry any swear words. 

A coworker of mine once just lost it at work and shouted at another coworker "YOU SOGGY SARDONIC ANCHOVIC LAMPSHADE OF DEATH!"

…to this day I have been unable to discern exactly what he meant by that. Make of it what you will, but his tone of voice suggested it was not an insult to be used lightly.

Also great Avatar choice!

On December 9, 2017 at 3:41 PM, BrandedCharmer93 said:

"I don't have the time nor the crayons to explain this to you."

Heard this from somewhere online....

YES
I'M USING THIS ON SOMEONE BEFORE THE MONTH ENDS

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