TGenzo Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 As the title says , tell me the best roast/insult you've ever heard or come up with that doesn't carry any swear words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 *Friend makes joke* Me: It's not that the joke wasn't funny, it's just that i wasn't laughing. It was the most passive aggressive thing i had ever said. That counts, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGenzo Posted December 9, 2017 Author Share Posted December 9, 2017 Just now, Armagon said: *Friend makes joke* Me: It's not that the joke wasn't funny, it's just that i wasn't laughing. It was the most passive aggressive thing i had ever said. That counts, right? Yeah it counts , I guess I should share my own. "Not even Jimmy Fallon would laugh at your jokes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Your waifu is trash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De Geso Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Mouth-breathing paste eater, picked it up from a friend the other day. Other candidates are: neanderthal, waste of space, mistake, stain on the pages of human history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Son of a mother-trucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghast Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 my friend calls me a goober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heruseus Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 (edited) 41 minutes ago, ghast said: my friend calls me a goober. Shut up you goober. (jk you chill you gooby goober) My best is, ahem, "Thou art a painted maypole"- William Shakespeare. Edited December 9, 2017 by Heruseus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 'I can't believe I have to suffer you' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 You oxygen thief! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejohnmatthews Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandedCharmer93 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 "I don't have the time nor the crayons to explain this to you." Heard this from somewhere online.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sylveonzoroark Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 you piece of leftover rice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Did you get dropped on your head as a baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverdawn77 Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Just because your dad says your good with your mouth doesn't make you a good singer. there used to be this really obnoxious girl in high school who sang in class and had to tell everyone about her personal drama... in class. indoor suspension for a day was worth it. not necessarily proud of it now as im a mature adult but... everyone had mean moments in high school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Son of a banshee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelaar Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 You look like harry potter in drag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Dingus. Its just so fun to say. 18 hours ago, Michelaar said: You look like harry potter in drag That's terrible, ya Dingus. (see?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcanite Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Normon For some reason Well I have another but it's.... kinda not appropriate to make even if it's a non-cuss heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulWeaver Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 On December 8, 2017 at 9:12 PM, TGenzo said: As the title says , tell me the best roast/insult you've ever heard or come up with that doesn't carry any swear words. A coworker of mine once just lost it at work and shouted at another coworker "YOU SOGGY SARDONIC ANCHOVIC LAMPSHADE OF DEATH!" …to this day I have been unable to discern exactly what he meant by that. Make of it what you will, but his tone of voice suggested it was not an insult to be used lightly. Also great Avatar choice! On December 9, 2017 at 3:41 PM, BrandedCharmer93 said: "I don't have the time nor the crayons to explain this to you." Heard this from somewhere online.... YES I'M USING THIS ON SOMEONE BEFORE THE MONTH ENDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 "If someone tore out your brain you'd be no dumber for it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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