Dragoncat Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Post obnoxious things to do in Walmart that could get you kicked out until we have 1000! You may post up to two at a time. 1: Bring a friend and have races in the scooters for handicapped people. 2: Put boxes of condoms in people's carts while they're not looking. Bonus points if they have multiple small children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In-Sain Arcane Birdbrain Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 This sounds fun! 3. Tossing toilet paper rolls around, creating a huge mess 4. Walk around and leave full shopping carts all over the store that the staff has to cleanup. (Especially if items in said carts are also from all different sections) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 5: Go into the fitting rooms, wait a few minutes, and yell really loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!" 6: Run around doing cartwheels yelling "I'm pregnant!" Bonus points if you're male. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 7. Yell obscenities at the tip of your lungs 8. Eat food from the shelves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) 9. Using marijuana in the bathroom, I heard that on the news a while back. 10. Having a food fight in the produce section. Edited February 18, 2018 by John Denver Fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 11: Have sex with your lover behind the dumpsters (Somebody actually did that I heard) 12: Set up a battlefield between Barbies and GI Joes and take bets on the results. Red lipstick might make an interesting effect... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) 13. Hold a mass Mario kart tournament with shopping carts and things such as silly string and banana peels for items 14. Spraypaint Walmart sucks in the front Edited February 18, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 15. Opening stuff without paying for it. 16. Opening all the freezers in the frozen food section without shutting them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 17. Using the store intercom system, say the store is giving out free breast exams today (with you being the examiner). 18. Steal a worker's clothes, pretend to be one, and begin violently and loudly demanding the right to unionize. Anyone watch Superstore? I'd recommend it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 19. Practicing karate on the produce 20. Singing loudly on the store's speakers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 26 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said: Anyone watch Superstore? I'd recommend it. I've seen season 1 21. Punch a male employee in the face yelling RAPE RAPE at the top of your voice. 22. Swap the food in the produce section from stuff in the DIY section‚ especially paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 23. Swap the Amiibos in the electronics section with pet food 24. Spray paint I like Fire Emblem characters Tiki and Felicia because they are cool and hate Walmart in the bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 25- Yell SHARK! at the top of your lungs (works in a land-locked area as well, for some reason) 26- Play Russian Hard Bass on the speakers in the car section/on the radios 27- Wear your rent-a-cop outfit from the job you just clocked out of and be accused of impersonating security Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 28. Turn the all the TVs in the electronics section to Forensic Files 29. Replace the plants in the garden section with toilets from the hardware section Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 hour ago, DisobeyedCargo said: 13. Hold a mass Mario kart tournament with shopping carts and things such as silly string and banana peels for items I know what I'm doing for my next birthday! LOL 30: Make up a fake product and ask employees if they sell it. "Do you have snurples?" 31: Take a bra from the women's clothing section, put it on over your shirt, and walk around the store casually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umerol Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 32: Decking a pissed-off cashier. 33: Rip out pages of books in the book section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) 34. Make a Mario Kart style bike tournament using banana peels, ice, ice cream, and motor oil as items in the toy section 35. Yell that a tornado is coming into the speakers when there is no tornado coming Edited February 18, 2018 by John Denver Fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 36. Perform This Song at Wal-Mart: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 37. Swap the the items from the hardware section with items from the electronics section especially Amiibos. 38. Make this song play on the speakers: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 39. Make an Easter egg hunt! Use the raw eggs, and hide as many as possible! 40. Include batteries on all things that say "batteries not included". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, eclipse said: 39. Make an Easter egg hunt! Use the raw eggs, and hide as many as possible! 40. Include batteries on all things that say "batteries not included". Good one, I needed that today. It cheered me up from my sadness a bit. 41. Spraypaint "Vsauce is a good YouTube channel" on the front of the store. 42. Hide all the Easter chocolate around the store... even in the least expected places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 43. Light a fire in the baby/toddler section 44. Paint a giant target logo over the Walmart logo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowAlchemist Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 45: sneak alcohol into the bathroom and drink the whole bottle, proceed with drunk shenanigans. 46: bring a guitar into the store, and start singing this song: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) 47. Say that there is a Tsunami Warning when there isn't 48: Take a fiddle in the store and sing this song: Edited February 18, 2018 by John Denver Fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) 49: Run around in a Batman outfit asking people if they've seen Robin, and suddenly yell "Gotham needs me!" and steal a handicapped person scooter, call it the Batmobile, and try to ride it out into the parking lot and away from the store. 50: Take some orange juice and make a trail of it leading to the bathrooms. Edited February 18, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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