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1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart


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51. Take the alcoholic drinks and take them to the sports section and destroy them using a axe and yell "There is a new Prohibition" 

52. Use the shopping carts and run while knocking shit of the shelves while riding the shopping cart

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59: bring some friends, and all of you arm yourselves with the kitchen supplies. Then stockpile a ton of food in one corner of the store (preferably where there isn’t food already) and barricade it with furniture. When the employees confront you, tell them you’re preparing for the zombie apocalypse.

60: go up to the checkout and try to order from the cashier like it’s a drive thru.

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4 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

61. Reenact the experiment from Xenoblade Chronicles 

Elaborate please via our PM? Unless it's a spoiler, then elaborate when I get there.

63: Go in naked and sit on a display chair or whatever type of furniture they have, making sure your legs are spread in an "airing out" pose.

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66. Reverse the conveyor belts at the checkout. 

67. Remove the seals from all of the sealed products e.g. the tinfoil circle on the toothpaste ‚ pull the tops of the water bottles up etc 

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70.  Smear peanut butter all over the toilet seats, urinals, sinks, and bathroom walls.

71. Tell the greeter, "You're adopted.  You're parents don't even love you."

 

32 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

69. No explanation needed 

You're terrible :P:

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Just now, anniec8711 said:

70.  Smear peanut butter all over the toilet seats, urinals, sinks, and bathroom walls.

71. Tell the greeter, "You're adopted.  You're parents don't even love you."

 

You're terrible :P:

terribly kinky

72. Berate every child you see

73. Open he games and start playing them  

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20 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

69. No explanation needed 

First I thought this had something to do with replacing tanning oil with cooking oil and then I got it. Nice. You won a million internets lol.

78: Release a boa constrictor into the store.

79: Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

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80. Poison the mutton.

81. Blow up all the condoms like balloons ‚ put strings on them and hand the to the children who come into the store. 

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2 hours ago, Pengaius said:

 

81. Blow up all the condoms like balloons ‚ put strings on them and hand the to the children who come into the store. 

This made me literally lol.

84: Poop in the display toilets.

85: Look into the security cameras and use them as a mirror while you pick your nose.

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2 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

84: Poop in the display toilets.

Is that what some crazy people done in a stunt movie that was full of crazy people?

86. Yell that Yellowstone has erupted and to evacuate although it is thousands of kilometers away.

87. Tear off the seats off of the display toilets and toss them into the TVs in the electronics section

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96: Put the biggest cucumber you can find in your pants sticking out like a boner. Even if you're female. ESPECIALLY if you're female. Proceed to walk around the store casually.

97: Try to put M&Ms on layaway.

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98. Take the TVs from the electronics section and smash them into the video game display cases.

99. Take the tires from the automotive section and make a makeshift kart and proceed to make 12 and do a Mario Kart style race around the store.

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