Miracle-Flora Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Based off of a trending hashtag on Twitter right now and also this game. Just post some silly things to do in a workplace that could potentially get you fired! Don't do obvious things like "don't do your work" but do something out of the ordinary. Since today is my first day of work, it's quite fitting! Two ways per post please! Also, one huge rule: If you are working right now, do NOT try any of this at work. Let's start. 1. Throw water balloons at your coworkers. 2. Arrive at work in roller skates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 3. Refer to your female boss as "sir" repeatedly despite corrections. 4.Light a fire and put a can of tuna in it. Wait for the can's lid to fly into the ceiling from the pressure caused by the fire. "I think it's ready" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flee Fleet! Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) 5. Browsing Serenes Forest on your phone. 6. Trying to awfully flirt with your boss who's already married. Edited March 5, 2018 by Flee Fleet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlight Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 7. Being shirtless at work 8. Wearing panties on top of your head 9. Calling your boss ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCProductions Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 10. Punching your boss in the face 11. laughing at your boss after a co worker punched him in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 12. Ride a skateboard in your office. 13. Photocopy pictures of your posterior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 14. Impersonate your boss on the phone and act like an idiot. 15. Do your best Sain,Saul,Inigo/Laslow,Soleil impression. That is hit on every female to walk in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 16. Shit on the floor. 17. Use corporate money to order lunch. For yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlyle Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 18. Leave for 2 weeks holiday without telling anybody at your workplace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 19. act like Charlie Sheen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkDestr0yer61 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 20. Punching them in the stomach in order to "unlock their Hamon abilities". 21. Giving them a hard time when you realize that they can't use Hamon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Brando Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 22. Tossing coffee in your bosses eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniec8711 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 23. Not putting a cover sheet on your TPS Report 24. Calling your boss Lumbergh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 25: "Dress for the job you want" when you want to be a porn star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 26. Walk in to work... wearing only your underwear. 27. Pretend to be the boss and make the others leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 27. Drill holes in the floor 28. Order 12dozen crates of anchovies and charge them to a coworker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 29. Pull any nails you find out of whatever they are in, no matter how vital. Maintain you are "harvesting the nails" and they're coming along nicely this season. 30. Glue all the toilet seats up in the women's restroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 31. Shitpost on company time 32. Look up NSFW art Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniec8711 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 33. Watch porn at your desk 34. Put all your hours on your timesheet as OT hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cajunboys Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 35. Kissing your boss' daughter 36. Nudity in the workplace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umerol Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 37. Shout at people to ask where is the nearest walmart. 38. Bring a loud bird to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterIceTeaPeach Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 39. Being non smoker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 40. Quit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 41.show them this thread and tell them it's your to do list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniec8711 Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 42. Park in the boss' spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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