CyberController Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 160: Stop lying about Corrin’s lineage, Hoshidan siblings. That’s scummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 161: Stop making ice puns to Felicia or Flora or fire puns to Rinkah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 162. Rule 117 now applies to everyone, since none of you can take care of your own stuff. 163. Out of all the anime to show anyone related to Odin, please don't show them JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. 164. Pets are to stay in the castle. Kanna already cried for five weeks straight, we don't need them to cry for even longer. 165. Dragonstones and other transformative items are to remain in a locked container guarded by some of our best soldiers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 10, 2018 Author Share Posted March 10, 2018 166:No “borrowing” wyverns or Pegasi for joyrides. Especially if your class can’t use them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 10, 2018 Author Share Posted March 10, 2018 167: No, you can't keep Faceless as pets. 168: Same with Stoneborn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 (edited) 169: STOP HAVING KIDS! WE HAVE ENOUGH BABIES! Edited March 11, 2018 by Nym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 170. And if you do have kids, you are to RAISE THEM, not just stick them in an alternate dimension where they can age and fight in your war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said: 170. And if you do have kids, you are to RAISE THEM, not just stick them in an alternate dimension where they can age and fight in your war. Deeprealms are terribad omg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 On 3/9/2018 at 4:35 PM, IfIHadToPickADude said: 163. Out of all the anime to show anyone related to Odin, please don't show them JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. 171. Odin is never to watch anime, period. He watched on episode of Dragon Ball Z, and he kept trying to do a Kamehameha wave for hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 172: Keaton, please stop dirtying up my treehouse. Felicia and Jakob are not pleased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 173: Whoever bought legos and placed them at the mess hall's entrance just to prevent Corrin from cooking is not funny, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 174. People are to stop wearing Pikachu-like masks and trying to get Kaden to ask them riddles while calling him Keaton. What the hell is going on there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrymidfields Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 175. Actually, 154 also applies to the royal children of both Hoshido, Nohr. (And for the matter Ylisse too, considering Lucina and the aforementioned Odin/Owain.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 176. Selena and Tsubaki are never, ever, ever allowed to hook-up. We tolerate a lot of family tree branch-bending, borderline-incestuous shit in this army. Becoming your own grandmother is too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 177. Be silent when near Shigure. You'll scare all the wild animals. 178. Kaden, this goes double for you. I know you like relaxing with a fauna but you're not helping the local wildlife! 179. Selkie, do not ask Soleil to "play" with you. It isn't what you think it is. Laslow and Kaden are banned from making rules. Selkie and Soleil can choose who they want to be with, so stop being overprotective! 180. Do not insult Forrest's fashion sensibilities. Just because he's prettier than any of you could ever dream of being doesn't mean you can get jealous and bully him. 181. Please make sure that Azura only listens to songs without lyrics. We do not want a repeat of that incident, Niles. Or that one, Ophelia. 182. Odin and Ophelia are only allowed to name weapons after we have used them. Future generations may be impressed, but we are not. 183. The lootbox shop will be moved to the kingdom of Askr tomorrow. Anna thinks she can bankrupt more people there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 184: Izana, please stop inviting random people for your parties without getting approved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 185. Azama is to be sent with a guard when he goes out to collect herbs. We don't need a repeat of the "Spiritual Trip" incident again. 186. Corrin, please don't make an army made of just you. You already have a bad reputation for being able to turn into a dragon, we don't need you to be known as a narcissist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 (edited) 187. No one is allowed to give selena, laslow, or odin the dragon feather. We have no clue why but last time all three of them were depressed for nearly a week. 188. Likwise, Rhajat I know you want to practice but if you are to summon any faceless please do it away from mozu. We can’t have Mozu sleep deprived from constant nightmares again. Edited March 12, 2018 by Otts486 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 189: Stop giving Felicia the cooking hat, you know she will destroy the place. 190: Stop giving Odin the blacksmith hat, he will try to nickname every single forged weapon. 191: And the hat for the shops too... he also try to nickname those with his ''dark business''. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 14, 2018 Author Share Posted March 14, 2018 192: Who's the wise guy who keeps on giving Mozu a Faceless mask? Please stop, she's crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 193. Peaches are not meant to be pickled. 194. The Fruit Knife is not to be used as a kitchen utensil. 195. AND NEITHER IS YATO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 196. All anime is to be sent directly to Ophelia. We need new ideas for spells, and fast! 197. Setsuna is not to be allowed within a 10-kilometre radius of Forrest. 198. Corrin, when the fanbase tells you to "go f**k yourself", do not take it literally. 199. Oboro, if you want to beat up a Nohrian for no good reason, do it to someone who deserves it, like Niles. 200. Effie, when a sign says "no shoplifting", it is not a challenge demanding that you literally lift the shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, The_antithesis said: 198. Corrin, when the fanbase tells you to "go f**k yourself", do not take it literally. 201. Rule 198 applies to any who can use the replicate skill. That is not what that skill is for and it needs to stop. 202. On that note Niles is forbidden from learning replicate. Edited March 14, 2018 by Otts486 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 203: The Replicate skill doesn't allow you to be Naruto, not by a long shot. 204: No Odin, even if you scream the jutsu name, you will not have more than one clone. 205: Actually you are forbidden from using the Replicate skill. One Odin is already enough. 206: Laslow, stop. Niles' way of talking is not how you get the ladies, it's even worse that your own method. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 4 hours ago, The_antithesis said: 199. Oboro, if you want to beat up a Nohrian for no good reason, do it to someone who deserves it, like Niles. 207. Whoever wrote Rule 199 is to be put in the same cell as Gazak. 208. Actually, whoever attempts to write a rule that includes hurting people other than the enemy is to receive the punishment mentioned in the above rule. We need to work together, not kill each other. 4 hours ago, The_antithesis said: 196. All anime is to be sent directly to Ophelia. We need new ideas for spells, and fast! 209. Odin and Ophelia are now banned from making rules. 210. For the love of everything that is holy, PLEASE don't give Rhajat, Odin, nor Ophelia a Ouija Board. 211. No one is to tell Nyx that they found a way to cure her curse unless you actually found it. You deserve whatever she does to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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