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Things you're no longer allowed to do in Corrin's army


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On 15/05/2018 at 2:06 AM, Zawisza Czarny said:

269. It is hereby forbidden on pain of tomato pelting to post the quartic (not quadratic) formula in public. When Ryoma saw it his head exploded.

274. Anyone caught complaining about formulae where all you do is plug numbers into the calculations tome is to be lectured by Leo on the beauty of mathematics.

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On 3/8/2018 at 8:44 AM, CyberController said:

125: No more lobster jokes involving Ryoma. We’ve heard enough.

THIS! THIS! THIS!

277: No one is to ever associate, compare, etc. Ryoma with/to lobsters... or crustaceans for that matter. HE IS A LION WEARING A SUIT OF DRAGON ARMOUR FFS!

278: No one is allowed to possess Takumi or deny him control over his own body in any other way.

279: No one is allowed to inflict any physical trauma on Ryoma's abdominal area. He had more than his fair share in Conquest.

280: Forcing Ryoma to commit seppuku is expressly FORBIDDEN (as well as recreating a seppuku wound yourself). The punishment is severe torture, followed by death at the hands of a Burnt Ryoma.

281: Psychological torture of Hoshidan princes is forbidden and can be punishable by death.

282: Assuming that any Samurai (Ryoma, Hinata, Hana) are Honour-Before-Reason is expressly forbidden.

283: Hoshido will be renamed to Catshido.

284: Xander is forbidden from siding with Garon. NO EXCEPTIONS!

285: Everyone in Corrin's army must be fully aware of the fact that Garon is a puppet of a dragon that has gone insane and intends to destroy humanity.

286: No, Takumi is NOT a pineapple, even if his hair has the shape of a pineapple stem.

287: DO NOT say "I'm counting on you" if you are seriously injured.

288: We need at least one psychologist to every ten people in the army... Wait, no... let's make that five!

289: Don't force Ryoma to take his shirt off... don't say we didn't warn you.

290: Iago and Hans are now Most Wanted... Dead OR Alive... but alive please so we can kill them ourselves.

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