Freohr Datia Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Tell them you won't sleep with them if they wear makeup because they're beautiful without it and they actually become ugly in makeup and it makes them fake it really shows them that you know how to respect Females Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 you gotta own a really nice bed first how will people sleep with you if bed is not comfy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 10 hours ago, claire said: Just turn gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 11 hours ago, Terrador said: I've been holding doors open and buying single red roses for girls for years and not one of them has slept with me. I'm out of ideas.does anyone else know how to obtain a human person? *Stand next to them and deflect objects that are thrown at them/hit people who talk to them until you've got an S-support built up. *Tell them "Choose me or your pyre, be mine or you will burn" *Tell them you're a supreme gentleman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChefGuevara Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mating_call This will definitely work, trust me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 On 3/5/2018 at 6:07 PM, claire said: Just turn gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 win the lottery. everyone likes a rich bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Be an Eevee, always work trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Nym said: Be an Eevee, always work trust me. There's like seven males for every female, though, so that doesn't work in your favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcanite Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 I saw this thread title and knew itd be filled with some hilarious content On 3/6/2018 at 9:34 AM, ChefGuevara said: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mating_call This will definitely work, trust me I was not disappointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 17 hours ago, Nym said: Be an Eevee, always work trust me. true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelaar Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Cook, clean, hug, laundry, drive, follow her on social media and remember all her tweets, eliminate all rivals, then you should be good. Or turn gay as other people have said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 17 hours ago, Rezzy said: There's like seven males for every female, though, so that doesn't work in your favor. Shhh Rezzy, detaaaaaaails. 27 minutes ago, Freohr Datia said: true Wah, Attract got a massif buff. Also I'm gonna assume those Team skull are charmed rather than in love otherwise this is kinda creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniec8711 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 On 3/5/2018 at 7:45 PM, Captain Karnage said: 2. Shower them with gifts of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Or make her these . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Mail-order brides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 become a giant robot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Hold the door for a lady. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door to fight off other men. ESTABLISH DOMINANCE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illogical Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 (edited) Usually showing them your rare pepes works. What do you mean this is terrible advice? If she doesn't like pepes, she's not the one. Edited March 12, 2018 by Illogical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Be sure to have your highest CP Pokémon ready to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 (edited) On 3/12/2018 at 7:32 PM, Rex Glacies said: Hold the door for a lady. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door to fight off other men. ESTABLISH DOMINANCE. Edited June 26, 2019 by Nym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 4 hours ago, NinjaMonkey said: Mail-order brides. That's how one of my employees met his wife. Would not recommend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zera Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 As a gentleman who has never been rejected, here is my advice - 1. Don't be a crippling nervous wreck when talking to faces you aren't intimately familiar with. If this is your natural personality trait, you're kinda hosed. 2. Just ask to hang out. When you hang out exactly 3 times, serve the Compatibility Questionnaire. It's very important, and speeds up the dating process exponentially. If it turns them off, that just means they aren't science-minded enough to appreciate a good questionnaire. End the relationship immediately. 3. If you score even one date, you have already beaten my record. 4. If none of that works, you can get REALLY scientific - https://www.ted.com/talks/amy_webb_how_i_hacked_online_dating Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted March 16, 2018 Author Share Posted March 16, 2018 update: a girl came up to me on the train and told me I look like some musician keep it up, the advice is WORKING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 12 hours ago, Zera said: 1. Don't be a crippling nervous wreck when talking to faces you aren't intimately familiar with. If this is your natural personality trait, you're kinda hosed. Mostly true, honestly. A thing you need to have into account, is that an important amount of women don't respond well if you give off the kind of vibe as someone who is below her. If you want to seem like a potentially viable mate, you need to at least seem on-level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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