FRZNHeir Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 1. No more gambling with Joshua. We don't need to bankrupt multiple nations because he feels the need to make bets. 2. No making incest jokes about Eirika and Ephraim. That's disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 3. Seth, Eirika is under your guardianship. What would Fado say if he were here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 21 minutes ago, FRZNHeir said: 1. No more gambling with Joshua. We don't need to bankrupt multiple nations because he feels the need to make bets. 2. No making incest jokes about Eirika and Ephraim. That's disgusting. Damn it you stole mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Brando Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 4. Ephraim stop showing your wounds to christian women 5. Please don't make out on the battlefield (Gerik and Tethys pls) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 6. Painting in battle is not allowed, yes Forde, that means you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 1 minute ago, DisobeyedCargo said: Damn it you stole mine! 7. Ewan, no using magic inside please. Your last "trick" almost burned your sister's dancing clothes to a crisp, along with Amelia's lance. 1 minute ago, Glaceon Mage said: 6. Painting in battle is not allowed, yes Forde, that means you. 8. Sleeping on the battlefield is also not allowed. Once again Forde, that means you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 9. Battlefields are for battle ONLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 9. I don't care if you raised those bonewalkers, Riev. You will kill them when you get deployed at the Lagdou Ruins. 10. Dozla, stop laughing at things that aren't jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 11. Dolza, no enabling Ewan's crazy ideas. They are impractical and we only have so many Pegasi. We would like to know where they are at all times. 12. Colm and Rennac are not allowed to interact without multiple other parties present. Too many things end up stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 13. L'Arachel, your staves do a lot less damage to the various monsters we fight than you might think. Please stay in formation. 14. Just because you can take on a small (or large) army on your own doesn't mean you should. We don't need to buy 20000g more of Javelins, Seth. 15. 14 also applies to you Ephraim. We understand that you only fight battles that you can win, but that doesn't mean you ALWAYS should fight if you think you could win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 16. No upskirting Amelia. 17. No purposefully triggering Lute's autism. 18. No asking Artur if gingers have souls. 19. Do not speak to, work with, or acknowledge Gheb as "His Smexiness" 20. Attempting to recruit Gheb is a crime punishable by being thrown in an unguarded prison cell--with Gheb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatManThree Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 21. At all train or acknowledge Ewan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 22. La'rachel needs her beauty sleep. You do not want to end up taking an Ivaldi to the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 23. Do not attempt to break up an argument between Innes and Ephraim, if you value your limbs. 24. Sir Garcia and Dolza are not allowed to spar unsupervised, and they must only use weapons they are trained with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 25. Quit asking Franz to make pouches for you. He only has so much time in a day, and he needs to train, eat, and sleep. 26. No making fun of Amelia if she trips while training. She is a small girl, so her lance might be a bit heavy. Remember, you all were new at one point in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 27. Knoll is not emo. 27a. Or goth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 28. Saleh is not a grandpa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 29. Stop making fun of Ewan, Lute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umerol Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 30. Saying Seth Seth in front of Seth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 31. Dozla is not a dwarf everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 32. No telling Your Mom jokes to Joshua. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 33. Erika is not to be trusted with the convoy after the incident with the sacred stone. We know you mean well, but at this point you're practically begging for thieves to target you. 34. Myrrh is to be removed from the front lines unless we're actually in need of a dragon. She doesn't have that many uses on her dragonstone! 35. Do not attempt to make sexual advances on Lute. If she "kills you with love", that's your fault! 36. Tethys, please stop treating Arthur like a child. Arthur, please put up with Tethys, we need another dancer for the "bard train". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted March 13, 2018 Author Share Posted March 13, 2018 37. No Eirika, employing every thief we catch (in response to rule 33) is not a sensible nor possible option. Colm and Rennac had their own circumstances for joining. 38. Please keep all Dragon/Wyrm slayers away from Myrrh. On 3/6/2018 at 9:15 AM, FRZNHeir said: 1. No more gambling with Joshua. We don't need to bankrupt multiple nations because he feels the need to make bets. 39. In light of recent events, gambling with L'Arachel is also banned. Even while cheating, Joshua lost. What chance do you think you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 (edited) 40. The devil lies and his bargains are false. Please do not sell your soul to Fomortiis in exchange for unholy might, dominion over demonkind, sexual potency, or insane guitar shredding skills. 41. Whipping the piss out of a dude and aura-nuking him until he pukes up tomelight is not a proven method of removing demons. No amateur exorcisms, please. Sorry Lyon 42. Throwing pure water and shouting "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" is likewise ill-advised. You're wasting perfectly good pure water. 43. No Slayer. No Dethklok. No Children of Bodom. No heavy metal, black metal, death metal, or grindcore of any kind. No tattoos. No piercings. No chains, collars, or big spiky cod-pieces. You might as well be handing Fomortiis a bag full of steroids and saying: "Here. I want you to have this." Edited March 16, 2018 by Shoblongoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted March 17, 2018 Author Share Posted March 17, 2018 44. No tormenting Knoll, as his summons attack any perceived threats. We are not responsible for any and all injuries caused by his summons. 45. On that note, Eirika, please return Gleipnir. Knoll needs his tome back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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