Corrobin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 1. Nobody give Matthew grief over Leila. 2. No, Ninian cannot fight in dragon form. Stop asking her. 3. Reading lessons for Nino are every Tuesday and Thursday at 4:00 PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 4. No bullying Nino. She tries her best, okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 5. Please don't ask Ninian how you do it "dragon style" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 6. Don't try to have Rath and Jaffar talk to each other. They will not talk to each other at all. 7. Do not disturb Renault. If you do, it is at your own peril. 8. Sorry, Canas. It's dark magic. Just because you aren't evil doesn't mean it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 (edited) 9. Worshiping earth and sky as pagan gods is heresy, you ignorant Sacaen heathens. Praise Elimine. Edited March 6, 2018 by Shoblongoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Shoblongoo said: 9. Worshiping earth and sky as pagan gods is heresy, you ignorant Sacaen heathens. Praise Elimine. 10. Lucius and Serra are now prevented from making rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuvy Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 8 minutes ago, Corrobin said: 10. Lucius and Serra are now prevented from making rules. Fixed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 11. Stop referring to Wil as Normal Archer 3. He has a name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Jam Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 (edited) One of the following: 12a. No Supports between opposite-sex characters. 12b. Kent and Fiora are now prevented from making rules. Edited March 6, 2018 by Paper Jam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Brando Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 13. Please don't call Eliwood a Scaly when you see him with Ninian 14. Please stop attempting to punch the Pegasi (Hector leave Huey alone) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageVolug Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 15. No calling Eliwood frail 16. Stop telling Hector that he's brash and impetous 17. Stop benching Lynn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 18. Sain, no more playing "Save a horse ride a cavalier" at full blast through your music player in the wee hours of the night. It will not attract the ladies. Trust me. 19. No making fun of Heath for giving Hyperion belly rubs, wyverns deserve affection from their human companions just as much as any other pet/mount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flee Fleet! Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 20. Marth and Roy are not in this game. And they never will be. 21. You're not allowed to hack the "Uber Spear" in your inventory because that shit doesn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 22. Dorcas is not allowed to eat mutton any more. 23. Never ask Wallace for directions. 24. Lowen needs a haircut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 25. Do not call Athos Santa around Christmas in front of little kids. 26. Hector and Hawkeye are no longer allowed to get drunk, last time they got into a "whose axe is bigger and cooler" fight/argument and destroyed the whole room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 27. Dart and Fargus can no longer play "You are a Pirate" when not on the boat. 28. Someone tell Geitz his little brother wrote him an "I'm sorry" letter. 29. Tell Canas his mother wrote him a letter, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 30. Guys, Louise is not Pent's "beard", and he does not have a crush on Hawkeye or Athos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic_Yandere Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 31. Stop making dick jokes about Eliwood's "Durandal" to Ninian. She's confused and worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) 32. Umbriel is barred from eating outside of allotted places with pre-selected food. The records were nearly destroyed after the last time. 33. Nino is not to be given the reins on any mounts during battle. She is still not experienced enough to do so in the middle of combat. Edited April 27, 2018 by Dayni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) 34) Sain is perma-banned from using Athos's scrying crystal. [General Rule]: scrying is for feeding strategically useful information to lords and tacticians. Scrying is NOT for watching Serra and Priscilla bathe, Fiora and Farina change miniskirts, or any form of voyeur porn. Edited May 2, 2018 by Shoblongoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 (edited) 35) Pent is not "Lord Penthouse" so stop calling him it. 36) Sain not every instance of the word "penthouse" means the dirty magazine. 37) They did NOT take the word "gullible" out of the dictionary and replace it with a picture of Sain. He only looked because Lyn said they did. 38) Serra needs some duct tape for her mouth. Edited May 6, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 39.) No more talking about how Erk always seems irked, it irks him. 40.) No more sending Pent to the front lines, he is simply too strong. 41.) Athos is no longer allowed to play Trivial Pursuit Scouring edition, he knows too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 42: Stop trying to ship Lyn and Hector; they don’t have any chemistry. 43: Don’t waste time trying to give level ups to Eliwood; he’s useless no matter what you do. 44: Don’t make any “You don’t want to wake the dragon” jokes in front of Ninian and Nils. 45: Don’t waste time trying to use Isadora; she’s just as useless as Eliwood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 8 minutes ago, SMEDIA said: Stop trying to ship Lyn and Hector; they don’t have any chemistry. Triggered! They totally have chemistry imo. But to each their own. 46: Sain is no longer allowed to go to Spencer's. Or the mall in general... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic_Yandere Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 8:32 PM, Dragoncat said: 38) Serra needs some duct tape for her mouth. 47.Erk and Matthew are now banned from adding to this list 48.You know what, so is Serra. Just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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