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7 hours ago, Hawkwing said:

*thing*

  1. Mancave? I mean, I have my room. Probably no. 
  2. Own a 4x4? Don't have the room to own one or a space to ride around on one. 
  3. Cut down a tree? Small one, yes. 
  4. Own a hammer drill? Those things are dumb and for pussies who don't have the arm strength to use a proper drill. Honestly this should be a check to lose a man point. 
  5. Nose been broken in a fight? Nope. 
  6. Pipe or cigar? Smelled a cigar once, that turned me off of them forever, and pipes are the fedora of the smoking world. 
  7. Own a proper BBQ? You bet. 
  8. Killed a mammal? By accident, but yes. 
  9. Saved an animal/kid from a tree? Nope. 
  10. Boat shoe? Never. 
  11. Have a hairy chest/back? Nope. 
  12. Twilight? Yes, but with the Rifftrax over it, so really I'm gonna say no to this. 
  13. Know how to weld? There's a big range here, but yes.
  14. Facial scar? I have 3.
  15. Injured lifting something heavy? Biggest one would be a pinched nerve I got from hauling drywall. 
  16. Been bitten by a snake? Yes, a domestic, non-venemous one. 
  17. Building? Built two sheds in my life. 
  18. Meat on a campfire? Yes. 
  19. Kept a beard for a whole year? Does trimming a 5 o'clock shadow and keeping that for a year count? Probably not. 
  20. Combat patrol? No. 
  21. Chainsaw/axe? Both. 
  22. Knock someone out? Yes. 
  23. The neighbor from Office Space? No. 
  24. Killed someone? God no. 
  25. Sailed across the ocean? No. 
  26. Own any Medieval Weaponry? Again, I feel like this is one of those uber-virgin things that should cause point deductions. 
  27. Combat sports? Sure. I used to like UFC and stuff but I stopped being able to get invested, but I still like watching UFC and martial arts matches and stuff. 
  28. Killed anything with a bow? No. 
  29. Hate Hipsters? Yes. 

I feel like this was made by these guys:

 

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9 hours ago, Slumber said:

I feel like this is one of those uber-virgin things that should cause point deductions.

Yeah we figured out the test was broken when it told us @SullyMcGully is the manliest man in Man Town.
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Screw it. Lets make our own test.

+1
You've clogged a toilet with your Dook 
You Eat Jack Links Beef Jerky 
You Keep Condoms in Your Drawer  

+2
You've drank beer and fried bacon at the same time
You've chopped firewood 
You've gotten a full nights sleep outdoors 
 
+3
Your beard is so thick you can't find your chin
You've carried a woman in your arms before
You drink your whiskey straight from the bottle  

...keep it going.... 
 

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2 minutes ago, Shoblongoo said:

Yeah we figured out the test was broken when it told us @SullyMcGully is the manliest man in Man Town.
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Screw it. Lets make our own test.

+1
You've clogged a toilet with your Dook 
You Eat Jack Links Beef Jerky 
You Keep Condoms in Your Drawer  

+2
You've drank beer and fried bacon at the same time
You've chopped firewood 
You've gotten a full nights sleep outdoors 
 
+3
Your beard is so thick you can't find your chin
You've carried a woman in your arms before
You drink your whiskey straight from the bottle  

...keep it going.... 
 

5, not bad

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Don't just rack up your point total--repost and add your own items to the list! 

Example:

+1

You've clogged a toilet with your Dook 
You Eat Jack Links Beef Jerky 
You Keep Condoms in Your Drawer

Never Pees sitting down

+2
You've drank beer and fried bacon at the same time
You've chopped firewood 
You've gotten a full nights sleep outdoors 

Has hairy man-ass
 
+3
Your beard is so thick you can't find your chin
You've carried a woman in your arms before
You drink your whiskey straight from the bottle  

Has used wild foliage as toilet paper
 

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21 hours ago, Shoblongoo said:

Don't just rack up your point total--repost and add your own items to the list! 

Example:

+1

You've clogged a toilet with your Dook 
You Eat Jack Links Beef Jerky 
You Keep Condoms in Your Drawer

Never Pees sitting down

+2
You've drank beer and fried bacon at the same time
You've chopped firewood 
You've gotten a full nights sleep outdoors 

Has hairy man-ass
 
+3
Your beard is so thick you can't find your chin
You've carried a woman in your arms before
You drink your whiskey straight from the bottle  

Has used wild foliage as toilet paper
 

If you've clogged up a toilet with your poo you're probably over weight or just came off constipation. 

also drinking straight from the bottle is for either alcoholics or people on camping trips. (I've done it on camping trips and nowhere else)

13 points, plus bonus for having carried two women/girls at the same time.

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On ‎4‎/‎18‎/‎2018 at 10:26 AM, Shoblongoo said:

The fuck is this--middle school locker room??? 

I like your schtick.  Posting links to S&M anime cons while pretending to be a respectable attorney on a weeb forum.  All this while having an Ursaring avi.  Kills every time, folks.

On ‎4‎/‎18‎/‎2018 at 4:48 PM, NinjaMonkey said:

I'm sure he's doing fine. After all, there's been no solid proof against him, only "allegations".

A potted plant begs to differ.

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8 minutes ago, Charmeleonbrah said:

I like your schtick.  Posting links to S&M anime cons while pretending to be a respectable attorney on a weeb forum.  All this while having an Ursaring avi.  Kills every time, folks.

A potted plant begs to differ.

You do know that the anime/comic/weeb scene and the medieval/steampunk/D&D scene are two completely different things, right?   

I'm sure there's an S&M anime scene too, but I never got into that shit. (always been more a fan of western fantasy. Fire Emblem is as weeb as i'll go, and a large part of the reason I like Fire Emblem so much is because its classically had that western fantasy feel of knights and lords and dragonslayers to it)  

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1 hour ago, Shoblongoo said:

You do know that the anime/comic/weeb scene and the medieval/steampunk/D&D scene are two completely different things, right?   

I'm sure there's an S&M anime scene too, but I never got into that shit. (always been more a fan of western fantasy. Fire Emblem is as weeb as i'll go, and a large part of the reason I like Fire Emblem so much is because its classically had that western fantasy feel of knights and lords and dragonslayers to it)  

We shall see.  Renaissance fairs are fun to go to, and I did buy an ocarina at one, so I suppose they get some weeb reps for that.  I shall see if there's a S&Anime scene soon enough, this summer.  Will report baq on my results if I don't get banned by spergs-wasting-hundreds-of-hours-reading-my-troll-posts.

 

For man points, +2 if you own a motorcycle, and an additional +5 if you've built one from scratch.  -10 points if you're 50+ and own a Harley.

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+1

You've clogged a toilet with your Dook 
You Eat Jack Links Beef Jerky 
You Keep Condoms in Your Drawer

Never Pees sitting down

+2
You've drank beer and fried bacon at the same time
You've chopped firewood 
You've gotten a full nights sleep outdoors 

Has hairy man-ass
 
+3
Your beard is so thick you can't find your chin
You've carried a woman in your arms before
You drink your whiskey straight from the bottle  

Has used wild foliage as toilet paper

+4

You've given your bros a brojob

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58 minutes ago, Charmeleonbrah said:

We shall see.  Renaissance fairs are fun to go to, and I did buy an ocarina at one, so I suppose they get some weeb reps for that. 

I went to the Renaissance fair and I said to myself: self. today you're going to see a whole bunch of really cool shit you want to buy, but you're only going to by one thing. ONLY one thing. Choose wisely and make it count.

 
Image result for drinking horn stand
....I bought a viking drinking horn...

#GoodLifeChoices 

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15 minutes ago, Nobody said:

+1

You've clogged a toilet with your Dook 
You Eat Jack Links Beef Jerky 
You Keep Condoms in Your Drawer

Never Pees sitting down

+2
You've drank beer and fried bacon at the same time
You've chopped firewood 
You've gotten a full nights sleep outdoors 

Has hairy man-ass
 
+3
Your beard is so thick you can't find your chin
You've carried a woman in your arms before
You drink your whiskey straight from the bottle  

Has used wild foliage as toilet paper

+4

You've given your bros a brojob

What's a brojob?

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5 minutes ago, Rezzy said:

What's a brojob?

When a bro gives a blow job to another bro when one or more of the bros is experiencing a dry spell. Usually the phrase "no homo" is said beforehand to assert heterosexuality.

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16 minutes ago, Ronnie said:

I've created a monster

Its Glorious.
 

14 minutes ago, Nobody said:

When a bro gives a blow job to another bro when one or more of the bros is experiencing a dry spell. Usually the phrase "no homo" is said beforehand to assert heterosexuality.

Denied in the entirety. That is Not a Bro Code compliant maneuver. 

 

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27 minutes ago, Nobody said:

When a bro gives a blow job to another bro when one or more of the bros is experiencing a dry spell. Usually the phrase "no homo" is said beforehand to assert heterosexuality.

"Full homo" is what men of power say.  

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7 hours ago, Charmeleonbrah said:

 while pretending to be a respectable attorney

I don't believe such a thing exists, at least not in reality.

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A potted plant begs to differ.

You've lost me, sorry.

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I prefer Boxer Briefs. The perfect medium.

Boxers get riled up and sometimes stick out, and briefs can be tight on me. 

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49 minutes ago, Dandy Druid said:

I prefer Boxer Briefs. The perfect medium.

Boxers get riled up and sometimes stick out, and briefs can be tight on me. 

Thank you for bringing us back to the purpose of my thread.

Y'all other dudes are weird.

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