Make 1 change to any FE scene to make it instantly ruin the moment

[jirachiband]

That scene where Soren first comes back from studying and is back with the greil mercenaries.

Soren: So... Ike, did you miss me?

Ike: Ya, of course.

Soren: You... have any sex while I was gone?

Ike: What? Why the hell would you ask that?

Soren: Just curious. Did you?

Ike: No.

Soren: Okay good. So... wanna celebrate my return by taking a bath together?

Ike: Soren, what the hell?

Soren: You smell like laguz right now.

Ike: Soren we're supposed to be helping Princess Elincia right now

Soren: I know, I know. By the way, I was at the doctor, he says I have to use this new suppository. But unfortunately I can't reach all-

[Bubba Jones]

After several play throughs of awakening and/or fates you can bench everyone in favor of specialized avatar characters.

All the characters notice they’re being replaced by or fighting a replicatable master race except for that playthrough’s avatar and react accordingly.

[Interdimensional Observer]

This isn't quite 1 change, well it is 1 change, it's just domino effect that results from it. But I can't help myself here...

Alm and Celica reunite at the end of Act 2 atop Zofia Castle, as they converse, a shot of Seraphim sends Celica flying off the roof. Her body hits the ground with a splat and when Alm goes to look, he sees her blood and body scattered everywhere, she is dead.

Then, Faye comes out of hiding shouting "That fiend has met her fate!". She runs over to embrace Alm and love him.

When Faye saw Celica had arrived in Zofia Castle, she followed her in secrecy, and when she saw Alm and Celica were talking together, she just had to eliminate her competition for Alm's heart.

However, when Faye reveals herself, Alm, who is overwhelmed with grief with Celica's death, finds his grief suddenly turned to rage and he grabs his sword and chops down Faye on the spot. 

Silque then pops out of the shadows, trying to explain she had followed Faye to keep an eye on her fearing what she might do and finding spying on Alm and Celica a bad thing. But Silque cannot explain most of this, as Alm upon seeing Silque shouts "YOU DID NOTHING!" and immediately chops her head off.

Silque's head rolls down the stairs and Mycen, about to take his private stealth fighter back to Rigel, realizes something has gone wrong and heads up the stairs to see an Alm covered in blood on his knees with his sword drawn, tears in his eyes, ready to commit suicide now that Celica is dead. Mycen asks what happened and Alm shouts Faye murdered Celica. Mycen then says dispassionately "Tough it up". Alm calls his grandpapa a heartless monster and runs at him with sword drawn and ready to kill. Mycen stops Alm by delivering a strong punch right in his abdomen.

Alm falls to the ground KOed but alive. However, Mycen punched too hard and ruptured Alm's appendix, which causes a severe internal infection that goes septic. For the next week, Alm lingers in agony between life and death, Mycen keeps him alive despite Alm's desire to die. Until Mycen realizes that Alm is better dead than alive, because once dead, he can be resurrected at a Sacred Spring and brought back to life with Celica and Rudolf's plan can proceed again. Mycen then visits Alm and slits his throat, killing him. Taking Alm's body and Celica's remains, Mycen visits the Dragon Shrine and revives both of them. 

In the meanwhile Conrad, upon hearing of his half-sister's death, refuses to accept it as truth in his grief. Unable to speak with Mycen, Conrad encounters Jedah, who says he knows how to resurrect Celica. Conrad agrees to do whatever it takes, and sells his soul to Jedah, becoming the soulless Sanguine Knight. Conrad's memories of how to get to the Sage's Hamlet enables Jedah to invade it, which he does and thus he kills Halycon and ruins the entire village. 

With Alm dead, the Deliverance suffers a great morale loss, and Berkut takes advantage of the situation to invade Zofia, defying his Uncle's demands not to. Although Rudolf is utterly flabbergasted by Alm's and Celica's deaths thinking it could never happen, he assigns Zeke to Berkut's side, just in case Mycen's resurrection plans fail. 

Clive retakes leadership of the Deliverance, and then tries to install Gray as a substitute Alm. But Gray is no Alm, and as Tobin is shellshocked by Alm's death, proves utterly incompetent. The Deliverance is shoved back by Berkut and Zeke, who recalls his prior godliness as a general and warrior but not his old identity.

When the Southern Outpost is on the verge of defeat, Kliff betrays his friends finding further struggle futile and a waste of Zofian lives- surrendering to Rigel is the best logical outcome he believes. Kliff is rewarded by Berkut with the title Governor of South Zofia. Kliff offers his old friends a chance to surrender with honor, but Gray, Clive, Python, Clair, and Forsyth refuse- Kliff with Rigel's backing then defeats them. Gray dying in battle, Clive is executed, Python flees to become a common bandit, Forsyth is executed. Tobin in anguish refuses to side with Kliff or Gray, and abandons his old identity to live a new life as a sorrowful bard, half mad. Clair flees by Gray's wishes and becomes a cleric sworn to chastity in the convent on Novis Isle.

Saber is disheartened by the death of Celica, but then turns to fighting Rigel with Celica's other former friends. They defend Zofia Harbor, but fail and flee from the mainland. Saber, Mae, Boey, Genny, Valbar, Leon, and Kamui all then flee into the isles off the coast of Zofia. There they become heroic pirates, intent on protecting the Priory on Novis Celica loved and keeping Zofian hopes alive. Kamui finds the business of piracy not profitable enough and leaves to join Rigel, thus leading to the loss of the Pirate's Throne for the remaining resistors. Valbar sacrifices himself in the losing battle on Pirate's Throne and Leon falls into deep sorrow, which drives him mad with grief and careless with his life, thus leading to his death on the battlefield later. Saber and the Novisians alone survive, and on Novis for many years to come they fight on. Mae eventually dies in childbirth, on her 12th child, her and Boey insistent on producing as many freedom fighters as they possibly can. Genny writes countless poems, short and full-length stories, personal accounts, and even songs of their sorrows and of the hope needed to keep the resistance alive. Saber never has a chance to retire as a pirate, he dies as one, liberation unachieved.

Desaix in the meanwhile is stripped of his Rigelian support by Rudolf, who by Zeke's word appoints Kliff the new Chancellor of Zofia. Desaix cannot accept this and then as a scapegoat orders the death of Mathilda. Delthea becomes a full Witch with her soul sold beyond return to Duma. Luthier remains utterly ignorant of the outside world, but sheds a few tears at never seeing his sister again.

During the Battle of Zofia Harbor, Palla and Catria out of their inner sense of justice come to Zofia's side, but once the port is lost they abandon Saber and instead go off in search of Est. They never find Est, they never find out she was made a slave of bandits, raped and abused, and heartbroken committed suicide to escape it all. Nonetheless, in the searching for Est, Palla dies to bandits and Catria gives up hope of ever finding Est, returning to Macedon, where with the loss of two of the most prestigious Whitewings, Minerva disbands them, but Catria remains by her side. Jesse dies in captivity, never seeing Silque again. Atlas lives a normal life, albeit without his siblings, until constant Terror and Bandit attacks cause the Mountain Village to be devastated and he dies.

Tatiana is sacrificed by Nuibaba to maintain her beauty. Rudolf apologizes to Zeke that he could do nothing to stop it. Zeke accepts her death and moves on to continue helping convert Berkut into a potential Alm replacement for the deicide plan. Zeke never regains his old memories as Camus being as busy as he is, thus he never returns to Archanea. Without him, Ogma, Jubelo, and Yuliya all die to vikings. And without Camus, nobody can reach out to Nyna when Marth fights Medeus again, so Nyna dies.

Back to Mycen and the newly resurrected Alm and Celica. Mycen explains Rudolf's plan to them this time, and Alm and Celica agree to go along with it. They stumble upon Nomah, who was looking for Mycen when he heard he was here. Together, they decide to bring Alm and Celica to Novis to reignite the resistance effort and bring forth the Twilight of the Gods.

However, Jedah finds out that Alm and Celica are alive again. And as the quartet above try to make it to Novis, Jedah intercepts them with the Sanguine Knight Conrad and Berkut, whom Jedah told that Alm was alive again and that Alm is the true heir to Rigel. This incensed Berkut to abandon his uncle and Zeke and he headed off to kill his competition for the throne. Celica cannot imagine killing Conrad, and Alm newly revived is no match for Berkut. Nomah and Mycen die while Alm and Celica undergo soul extraction.

Berkut then storms Rigel Castle telling Rudolf that Alm is gone for good and to hand over the throne. Rudolf refuses and with Zeke defeat Berkut, who then turns to Jedah for help. Berkut sells his soul and soulless Berkut plus the Sanguine Knight and Jedah kill Rudolf and Zeke, it is too much for them.

Kliff is later poisoned by the Duma Faithful, allowing chaos to spread through Zofia. Within 3 years of Saber's death, Novis is successfully invaded by the Duma Faithful and the island falls. Genny, Clair and Boey die.

During the reign of Marth's grandson in Archanea much later, the continent is suddenly attacked by the mysterious Duma Empire to the west. It is lead by God Emperor Pontifex Jedah.

 

So thanks a lot Faye- your unrestrained Alm obsession let Jedah take over the world and put Archanea in danger. No wonder Alm refused to let Mycen revive her.

Silque? Alm kinda forgot about her, and Mycen didn't care, so she was never revived.

At least Luthier lived? And Catria. Kamui too I think, not sure.

[DisobeyedCargo]

40 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said:

This isn't quite 1 change, well it is 1 change, it's just domino effect that results from it. But I can't help myself here...

Alm and Celica reunite at the end of Act 2 atop Zofia Castle, as they converse, a shot of Seraphim sends Celica flying off the roof. Her body hits the ground with a splat and when Alm goes to look, he sees her blood and body scattered everywhere, she is dead.

Then, Faye comes out of hiding shouting "That fiend has met her fate!". She runs over to embrace Alm and love him.

When Faye saw Celica had arrived in Zofia Castle, she followed her in secrecy, and when she saw Alm and Celica were talking together, she just had to eliminate her competition for Alm's heart.

However, when Faye reveals herself, Alm, who is overwhelmed with grief with Celica's death, finds his grief suddenly turned to rage and he grabs his sword and chops down Faye on the spot. 

Silque then pops out of the shadows, trying to explain she had followed Faye to keep an eye on her fearing what she might do and finding spying on Alm and Celica a bad thing. But Silque cannot explain most of this, as Alm upon seeing Silque shouts "YOU DID NOTHING!" and immediately chops her head off.

Silque's head rolls down the stairs and Mycen, about to take his private stealth fighter back to Rigel, realizes something has gone wrong and heads up the stairs to see an Alm covered in blood on his knees with his sword drawn, tears in his eyes, ready to commit suicide now that Celica is dead. Mycen asks what happened and Alm shouts Faye murdered Celica. Mycen then says dispassionately "Tough it up". Alm calls his grandpapa a heartless monster and runs at him with sword drawn and ready to kill. Mycen stops Alm by delivering a strong punch right in his abdomen.

Alm falls to the ground KOed but alive. However, Mycen punched too hard and ruptured Alm's appendix, which causes a severe internal infection that goes septic. For the next week, Alm lingers in agony between life and death, Mycen keeps him alive despite Alm's desire to die. Until Mycen realizes that Alm is better dead than alive, because once dead, he can be resurrected at a Sacred Spring and brought back to life with Celica and Rudolf's plan can proceed again. Mycen then visits Alm and slits his throat, killing him. Taking Alm's body and Celica's remains, Mycen visits the Dragon Shrine and revives both of them. 

In the meanwhile Conrad, upon hearing of his half-sister's death, refuses to accept it as truth in his grief. Unable to speak with Mycen, Conrad encounters Jedah, who says he knows how to resurrect Celica. Conrad agrees to do whatever it takes, and sells his soul to Jedah, becoming the soulless Sanguine Knight. Conrad's memories of how to get to the Sage's Hamlet enables Jedah to invade it, which he does and thus he kills Halycon and ruins the entire village. 

With Alm dead, the Deliverance suffers a great morale loss, and Berkut takes advantage of the situation to invade Zofia, defying his Uncle's demands not to. Although Rudolf is utterly flabbergasted by Alm's and Celica's deaths thinking it could never happen, he assigns Zeke to Berkut's side, just in case Mycen's resurrection plans fail. 

Clive retakes leadership of the Deliverance, and then tries to install Gray as a substitute Alm. But Gray is no Alm, and as Tobin is shellshocked by Alm's death, proves utterly incompetent. The Deliverance is shoved back by Berkut and Zeke, who recalls his prior godliness as a general and warrior but not his old identity.

When the Southern Outpost is on the verge of defeat, Kliff betrays his friends finding further struggle futile and a waste of Zofian lives- surrendering to Rigel is the best logical outcome he believes. Kliff is rewarded by Berkut with the title Governor of South Zofia. Kliff offers his old friends a chance to surrender with honor, but Gray, Clive, Python, Clair, and Forsyth refuse- Kliff with Rigel's backing then defeats them. Gray dying in battle, Clive is executed, Python flees to become a common bandit, Forsyth is executed. Tobin in anguish refuses to side with Kliff or Gray, and abandons his old identity to live a new life as a sorrowful bard, half mad. Clair flees by Gray's wishes and becomes a cleric sworn to chastity in the convent on Novis Isle.

Saber is disheartened by the death of Celica, but then turns to fighting Rigel with Celica's other former friends. They defend Zofia Harbor, but fail and flee from the mainland. Saber, Mae, Boey, Genny, Valbar, Leon, and Kamui all then flee into the isles off the coast of Zofia. There they become heroic pirates, intent on protecting the Priory on Novis Celica loved and keeping Zofian hopes alive. Kamui finds the business of piracy not profitable enough and leaves to join Rigel, thus leading to the loss of the Pirate's Throne for the remaining resistors. Valbar sacrifices himself in the losing battle on Pirate's Throne and Leon falls into deep sorrow, which drives him mad with grief and careless with his life, thus leading to his death on the battlefield later. Saber and the Novisians alone survive, and on Novis for many years to come they fight on. Mae eventually dies in childbirth, on her 12th child, her and Boey insistent on producing as many freedom fighters as they possibly can. Genny writes countless poems, short and full-length stories, personal accounts, and even songs of their sorrows and of the hope needed to keep the resistance alive. Saber never has a chance to retire as a pirate, he dies as one, liberation unachieved.

Desaix in the meanwhile is stripped of his Rigelian support by Rudolf, who by Zeke's word appoints Kliff the new Chancellor of Zofia. Desaix cannot accept this and then as a scapegoat orders the death of Mathilda. Delthea becomes a full Witch with her soul sold beyond return to Duma. Luthier remains utterly ignorant of the outside world, but sheds a few tears at never seeing his sister again.

During the Battle of Zofia Harbor, Palla and Catria out of their inner sense of justice come to Zofia's side, but once the port is lost they abandon Saber and instead go off in search of Est. They never find Est, they never find out she was made a slave of bandits, raped and abused, and heartbroken committed suicide to escape it all. Nonetheless, in the searching for Est, Palla dies to bandits and Catria gives up hope of ever finding Est, returning to Macedon, where with the loss of two of the most prestigious Whitewings, Minerva disbands them, but Catria remains by her side. Jesse dies in captivity, never seeing Silque again. Atlas lives a normal life, albeit without his siblings, until constant Terror and Bandit attacks cause the Mountain Village to be devastated and he dies.

Tatiana is sacrificed by Nuibaba to maintain her beauty. Rudolf apologizes to Zeke that he could do nothing to stop it. Zeke accepts her death and moves on to continue helping convert Berkut into a potential Alm replacement for the deicide plan. Zeke never regains his old memories as Camus being as busy as he is, thus he never returns to Archanea. Without him, Ogma, Jubelo, and Yuliya all die to vikings. And without Camus, nobody can reach out to Nyna when Marth fights Medeus again, so Nyna dies.

Back to Mycen and the newly resurrected Alm and Celica. Mycen explains Rudolf's plan to them this time, and Alm and Celica agree to go along with it. They stumble upon Nomah, who was looking for Mycen when he heard he was here. Together, they decide to bring Alm and Celica to Novis to reignite the resistance effort and bring forth the Twilight of the Gods.

However, Jedah finds out that Alm and Celica are alive again. And as the quartet above try to make it to Novis, Jedah intercepts them with the Sanguine Knight Conrad and Berkut, whom Jedah told that Alm was alive again and that Alm is the true heir to Rigel. This incensed Berkut to abandon his uncle and Zeke and he headed off to kill his competition for the throne. Celica cannot imagine killing Conrad, and Alm newly revived is no match for Berkut. Nomah and Mycen die while Alm and Celica undergo soul extraction.

Berkut then storms Rigel Castle telling Rudolf that Alm is gone for good and to hand over the throne. Rudolf refuses and with Zeke defeat Berkut, who then turns to Jedah for help. Berkut sells his soul and soulless Berkut plus the Sanguine Knight and Jedah kill Rudolf and Zeke, it is too much for them.

Kliff is later poisoned by the Duma Faithful, allowing chaos to spread through Zofia. Within 3 years of Saber's death, Novis is successfully invaded by the Duma Faithful and the island falls. Genny, Clair and Boey die.

During the reign of Marth's grandson in Archanea much later, the continent is suddenly attacked by the mysterious Duma Empire to the west. It is lead by God Emperor Pontifex Jedah.

 

So thanks a lot Faye- your unrestrained Alm obsession let Jedah take over the world and put Archanea in danger. No wonder Alm refused to let Mycen revive her.

Silque? Alm kinda forgot about her, and Mycen didn't care, so she was never revived.

At least Luthier lived? And Catria. Kamui too I think, not sure.

Jesus Christ man... that's quite a story 

[Jave]

In FE9, when Ike is giving his big motivational speech to his army, he pauses for a couple of seconds and looks at the palm of his own hand where he wrote himself a note:

BEORC = HUMAN
LAGUZ = FURRY

He mutters to himself "Right." and continues his speech.

[Saint Rubenio]

In Tear Ring Saga, when

Spoiler

Barbarossa is about to sacrifice himself, the plot dynamite fails and Runan successfully takes the fort. Eugen is not pleased by this unremarkable end to such an intense battle.

In FE8's prologue (there's no need for spoilers here, is there?), Vigarde and co. arrive five minutes earlier than usual, capturing Eirika and Seth before they can leave, leading to a PoR-styled prision break mission. Whether that ruins or benefits the game is up to you to decide.

In FE1/11/12, Wrys isn't recruited. This ruins the whole series except for FE3, which was already ruined by the removal of the good curate.

[The_antithesis]

Birthright Ch26. Before Elise dies, Sakura decided to not be an idiot and actually use a healing staff. Xander is then KO'd by a punch to the face from Elise. Onward to Garon!

[Punished Dayni]

1 hour ago, The_antithesis said:

Birthright Ch26. Before Elise dies, Sakura decided to not be an idiot and actually use a healing staff. Xander is then KO'd by a punch to the face from Elise. Onward to Garon!

Honestly, I think this wouldn't ruin it. Then again, Elise is the best sibling.

Anyway, Chapter 10 Genealogy: Manfroy straight up murders Julia while Arvis is talking to her. Make for a very different ending wouldn't it?

[Faellin]

Path of Radiance: The Black Knight is replaced with the Black Knight from monty python and the holy grail.

SD: Upon finally defeating Madeus at the end of the game, its revealed that he was just a puppet and was being controlled by Wrys who was secretly ploting behind the scenes to take over the world!

[NekoKnight]

When Corrin is choking Azura after he first changes into a dragon:
Azura: ...Harder, Daddy.
Corrin: What?
Azura: What.

Or when Corrin has to choose between Nohr and Hoshido in chapter 6, have Lilith and Azura start shouting "Actually WE'RE your real family!" leaving Corrin incredibly confused. Meanwhile Silas looks on from afar at everyone fighting over Corrin, thinking "God, I wish that was me"

Or when Clive is passing over the leadership of the Deliverance:
Clive: We need to have a leader that the low-born people can relate to. Someone of common birth and upbringing.
Tobin: You mean....someone like ME!?
Clive: ...No. A peasant with some star power. Like Alm over there.
Tobin: I suppose I'll get my chance another day...

Or when Eliwood attacks Ninian with Durandal, it uses up its one point of durability and breaks.

[Jotari]

44 minutes ago, NekoKnight said:

When Corrin is choking Azura after he first changes into a dragon:
Azura: ...Harder, Daddy.
Corrin: What?
Azura: What.

Or when Corrin has to choose between Nohr and Hoshido in chapter 6, have Lilith and Azura start shouting "Actually WE'RE your real family!" leaving Corrin incredibly confused. Meanwhile Silas looks on from afar at everyone fighting over Corrin, thinking "God, I wish that was me"

Or when Clive is passing over the leadership of the Deliverance:
Clive: We need to have a leader that the low-born people can relate to. Someone of common birth and upbringing.
Tobin: You mean....someone like ME!?
Clive: ...No. A peasant with some star power. Like Alm over there.
Tobin: I suppose I'll get my chance another day...

Or when Eliwood attacks Ninian with Durandal, it uses up its one point of durability and breaks.

This is beautiful, because it just rings so true.

[CyberController]

The Yato flies into... Peri’s hands. Oh no.

[Ottservia]

On 3/22/2018 at 10:52 PM, Faellin said:

Any scene in awakening with Robin: Robin shows up as the gender you didn't pick. And ONLY Chrom seems to notice.

This gives me an idea for context assume robin is default male in this case.

Chrom: you’re reign of madness ends here validar!

Robin: *removes hood and is female robin* Yeah! We’ll definitely win!

Chrom and validar: *looks at robin confused*

Robin: what? 

Chrom: *blushes* um robin have you always been like that?

Robin: *Checks her/himself* Oh sorry about this. hold on a moment. 

*Robin flips hood over his/her head and pulls it back off and turns into loli robin with a random assortment of avatar parts*

*Chrom and Validar continue to look extremely confused*

Robin: *checks self* aww damnit! Hold on lemme try this again.

*Robin pulls over and removes hood to turn out as male body type 3 and another assortment of random avatar parts*

Robin: *checks self again* aww come on! I’m really sorry guys this is gonna take me a minute to get this sorted out. 

*Robin continues to pull over and remove his/her hood and each time ending up with a different assortment of avatar parts while also changing sex and body type*

Chrom: *looks at validar* Is this normal? 

Validar: *looks just as confused as chrom and makes a “don’t look at me” face.

[Alastor15243]

Validar: This isn't over... Damn you BOOOOOOTH!

*Lilith jumps in front of the blast*

In fact, you could ruin just about any scene in fire emblem that involves an attack by having Lilith jump out of nowhere, get hit once, and ragdoll to the ground.

Edited March 26, 2018 by Alastor15243

[CyberController]

4 hours ago, Alastor15243 said:

Validar: This isn't over... Damn you BOOOOOOTH!

*Lilith jumps in front of the blast*

In fact, you could ruin just about any scene in fire emblem that involves an attack by having Lilith jump out of nowhere, get hit once, and ragdoll to the ground.

It's particularly silly given that, unless you don't know what you're doing, Corrin would easily survive the attack by Hans/Faceless.

[CyberController]

16 hours ago, NekoKnight said:

When Corrin is choking Azura after he first changes into a dragon:
Azura: ...Harder, Daddy.
Corrin: What?
Azura: What.

Or when Corrin has to choose between Nohr and Hoshido in chapter 6, have Lilith and Azura start shouting "Actually WE'RE your real family!" leaving Corrin incredibly confused. Meanwhile Silas looks on from afar at everyone fighting over Corrin, thinking "God, I wish that was me"

1. Does she say "daddy" if you're playing fem!Corrin?

2. Soliel/Laslow sees Camilla and Hinoka fighting, and feels intense jealously that attractive women are fighting over Corrin.

Edited March 27, 2018 by CyberController

[NekoKnight]

4 hours ago, CyberController said:

1. Does she say "daddy" if you're playing fem!Corrin?

2. Soliel/Laslow sees Camilla and Hinoka fighting, and feels intense jealously that attractive women are fighting over Corrin.

I must confess, I'm not very familiar with this "play", so my answer is "I don't know, but my gut says maybe".

[Tuvy]

On 3/26/2018 at 7:48 AM, NekoKnight said:

When Corrin is choking Azura after he first changes into a dragon:
Azura: ...Harder, Daddy.
Corrin: What?
Azura: What.

Or when Corrin has to choose between Nohr and Hoshido in chapter 6, have Lilith and Azura start shouting "Actually WE'RE your real family!" leaving Corrin incredibly confused. Meanwhile Silas looks on from afar at everyone fighting over Corrin, thinking "God, I wish that was me"

Or when Clive is passing over the leadership of the Deliverance:
Clive: We need to have a leader that the low-born people can relate to. Someone of common birth and upbringing.
Tobin: You mean....someone like ME!?
Clive: ...No. A peasant with some star power. Like Alm over there.
Tobin: I suppose I'll get my chance another day...

Or when Eliwood attacks Ninian with Durandal, it uses up its one point of durability and breaks.

God I would love this.

Celica chooses Atlas over Alm (like she should have). Oh, wait, I just improved the game.

Edited March 28, 2018 by Tuvy

[DisobeyedCargo]

6 minutes ago, Tuvy said:

God I would love this.

Celica chooses Atlas over Alm (like she should have). Oh, wait, I just improved the game.

???????????

[Dragoncat]

Nailah: I'm not sure if he's housebroken, but boy can he fight-

Volug: *pees in front of Micaiah*

Nailah: ...He is definitely not housebroken.

 

Micaiah: Sure. "Lord" Ike. Hero of Crimea. Leader of the Greil Mercenaries. Father of Sothe's children.

Eddie(fits him better than "Edward"): OMG how is that even possible?

Sothe: It's called being a female to male trans. Apparently the hormone treatments didn't do their job correctly BUT DAMMIT MICAIAH THAT WAS ONE KID AND SHE GOT ADOPTED! *runs away crying*

That can actually happen. And I'm going to hell for this.

 

[DragonFlames]

8 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Micaiah: Sure. "Lord" Ike. Hero of Crimea. Leader of the Greil Mercenaries. Father of Sothe's children.

Eddie(fits him better than "Edward"): OMG how is that even possible?

Sothe: It's called being a female to male trans. Apparently the hormone treatments didn't do their job correctly BUT DAMMIT MICAIAH THAT WAS ONE KID AND SHE GOT ADOPTED! *runs away crying*

That can actually happen. And I'm going to hell for this.

I actually laughed out loud when I read this! Thank you!

One more from me:
Male Corrin goes to Hoshido only to find out that female Corrin is already there and everyone's like "Who the hell are you?"

[Dragoncat]

3 hours ago, DragonFlames said:

I actually laughed out loud when I read this! Thank you!
 

You're welcome!

[Logjam]

On 3/23/2018 at 7:55 PM, Jave said:

In FE9, when Ike is giving his big motivational speech to his army, he pauses for a couple of seconds and looks at the palm of his own hand where he wrote himself a note:

BEORC = HUMAN
LAGUZ = FURRY

He mutters to himself "Right." and continues his speech.

I audibly laughed in class. This is probably the best one.

In FE4 when Sigurd and Deirdre first meet, the people of the forest decide to kill her because their love is forbidden. Loptous never even gets close to being revived.

[GreatKnightEcho]

FE7: When the portal opens, instead of a Fire Dragon, the portal spits out Galacta Knight, who then proceeds to kill everyone before Ninian can do anything about it. All while his music is playing.

FE13: Every archer misses Phila and hits "Marth".

Also FE13: Sumia's punch lands a critical hit, killing Chrom. GAME OVER

[CyberController]

Birthright: If you didn't get an A support with Kaze, we see him still falling in the Ravine in a post credits scene.

 

"How deep is this thing anyway?"

Edited April 1, 2018 by CyberController