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Answer the above question in a stupid way and ask your own stupid question. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Why do birds poop on cars?

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because the earth is flat, duh.

why is corn syrup bad, it's so tasty!?!

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Because you chose Conquest.

Why do people hate Camilla?

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Because the developers compared her to a cow.

What constitutes a stupid question?

Edited by Refa

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Because they're just mad they don't have a busty adoptive sister to tuck them in at night and kill their enemies for them.

Not answering the previous question and ninja-ing me

What am Shantae's brassiere size when in elephant forme?

Edited by Mad-manakete

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Bigger than when in her monkey form.

What country is the hero Grado from?

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Whatever the name of Grado was before Grado founded it.

Why is Selkie more popular than Velouria?

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Because people want to eat their waifu not be eaten by them. (Is that too racy?)

Why can't Metroid crawl?

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Because his zero suit gives him cool abilities so why would he want to crawl?

Why is there a drunk Chinese man doing pushups on my front lawn and why is he wearing lipstick?

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Metroid is a portmanteau of "metro" (as in, the Metro system) and "asteroid". Tell me this: have you ever seen an asteroid crawl? No? Perhaps you have seen a subway crawl. Nothing? I suspected as such.

Q.E.D

How did I just get "ninja'd" by the creator of this thread? I was looking forward to showcasing my logic skills...

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Because I'm a magic ninja and that's what magic ninjas do.

Who would win in a fight, a magic ninja or a magical girl and why?

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Magical girl. Why? Because the power of cute beats all.

Between a pre-teen and a politician, which is more stupid?

Edited by DragonFlames

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I'm going to have to say a politician. Sometimes kids are smarter than adults especially considering the stupidity that at least some politicians push forward.

Why do dogs dig holes? 

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Because they can't help it

 

Why do silent letters exist?

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Because I am the silent dragon Anankos.

Why do you say Abrakadabra to cast magic?

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Because they decided "Afrokadabra" was racist.

Why do people have emotions that cause them nothing but trouble in life?

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Because being emotionless turns you into Lykos from Children of the Whales.

Why doesn't magic actually exist?

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Because Adam and Eve didn't have the genes, mate.

Why is the sun hot?

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Because it's nude

Why is the isekai genre being milked so much?

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Because anime tiddies + fantasty divided by good writing = massive profits

how to stop being weeb trash?

Edited by Otts486

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you don't.

Why does the letter y exist?

Edited by IfIHadToPickADude
Fucking Ninjas™ man.

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Just now, IfIHadToPickADude said:

Because everyone hates reality, duh!

Why does the letter y exist?

To use it instead of why when writing a text

Why are cats cute?

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Because it's so fucking easy to write a story about a guy who's basically a self-insert and his name is Mr.Nice Guy and he can do absolutely no wrong and always has the answers and he always gets a harem of 20 girls. For the record, if you want an actually good Isekai anime, watch Konosuba.

Is it morally wrong to eat a penguin? anwser, no, its the food chain at work.

 

Oooh, got double ninja'd by the Isekai genre question.

Edited by Armagon

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Just now, Armagon said:

Because it's so fucking easy to write a story about a guy who's basically a self-insert and his name is Mr.Nice Guy and he can do absolutely no wrong and always has the answers and he always gets a harem of 20 girls. For the record, if you want an actually good Isekai anime, watch Konosuba.

Is it morally wrong to eat a penguin? anwser, no, its the food chain at work.

No. Because there weren't any morals in the first place

Why are cats cute?

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Because they know that they'll never beat dogs but they still have to try.

 

When will we get the JoJo Part 5 anime?

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