IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 when god is revived but he will never be revived because god is dead due to man deciding to abandon his ways and bathe in O̮̳̙̯͚̥͚̮͔̝̻̻̻̥̓̉ͧͬ̋̚͟ͅṘ̵̢͋ͤ͆̾͌ͣ͋͌̌̓ͮͬ͛̾͛̀ͪ͠҉̞̤̪͇̞̦̰̘͈͇̻̭̲̥͎ͅȊ̷̛̜͙̫̠͇͔̞̹̯̲̥̪̻̪̓̈͗̚̚͜͠͝ͅG̴̲̗̙̖̜̱͕̼̖͍̺̤̯̗̣͎͊ͨ̆ͯͣ͐͜I̘̝͎̰͔̜͈̦͕͎͔͍͔̅ͫ̈ͩ̆ͭ̎͛ͫ̒́͠N̴̮͍̝̣͙̥̞̉̏̌̌̉͘͠͝Aͯ͐̄͛̃͛̄͑͗̃ͥ͗̚͞͏̧͏̞̯̺̼Ļ̨̛̩̦̯̣̠̦̘̩̻̺͂̄ͪ͋̒́͡ ̢̛̜̞̘̲̣̺͉̙̝̥̏͑̏͑͊̍̋̆ͧͫ̆̕͢Ŝ̶̢̔͛̇̂̔͗̆̓ͦ͝͏͉̦̹̞̼̺̮͖̣̙̫I̸̴̡͉̙͔̙̖͎̰͈̞̭ͩ́͛͑̊͛̋̿ͫ̓̉̐͊ͦ̔͊͑͊̈͘͟N̶̡̠̠͍̻̤̻ͪ͊̏ͣ͗͛̄̃̉̐̆̂ͪͬ̊ͫ̄ͤ͆́͟ what happened to the period Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 It's not that time of the month. Why do furries exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlyle Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 You see, it all started with weird people dressing up as "cute" animals. Wait, why am I in this topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruruo Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 because the sky is blue. How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck does chuck wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 All of it. Have you ever robbed a stagecoach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 No. Why do the Greek Gods live at the 600th floor of the Empire State Building? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Cusse it was the cheapest why am I alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Beats the alternative. Have you ever played a Fire Emblem game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Depends. What happened to you?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) I was in a horrible accident you insensitive FUCK! Will you pick me? Edited April 4, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 No, I'll pick my nose. Why is poop brown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlyle Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Actually, it's green How can I break the game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) With a hammer. What colour do you bleed? Edited April 4, 2018 by Mad-manakete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Red. Duh. Why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because fluctuating prices suck. Why is ice cold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because it lacks the warmth of love. Money and value are actually just social constructs and they don't actually exist so why is it that people care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because if you have no money, you can't buy food. If you can't eat food, you will die. Why does pop music suck so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Because, pears. What are you doing you FOOL? Edited April 4, 2018 by IfIHadToPickADude There originally was no question. Now there is. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 What are you, a Disney Villain? They tend to call people fools. Seriously though, are you really a Disney Villain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Gaining wisdom. How did shipping transform from transporting goods by sea, to charging customers for transporting merchandise, to romantically pairing fictional characters? EDIT: WHY?! Nobody responds for 20 minutes, and then someone says something at the same time!?! Just.. Just why?!?! Edited April 4, 2018 by Hawkwing Being overdramatic about something pointless. For humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because the internet is weird like that Who invented salt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Angelica Schuyler, because she will never be satisfied. Wait, if she invented salt, then who invented pepper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulWeaver Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Iron Man, of course. How did fighting games end up so popular? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 ...due to the overabundance of Fighting types in Gen 5. Why is it that Poland cannot into space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because they didn't steal a spacecraft yet. Why is it that the USA is so afraid of an alien invasion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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