Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because crazy people like wearing tin foil hats and spouting nonsense in order to grab attention. Why do I write like I'm running out of time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because you are. Dun dun duuuun! Why am I so mean today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapter Serf Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because XCOM failed the first time around. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Kinshi Knight Takumi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 As fast as a pineapple on a chicken flying through the air. Why are Americans so easily offended? (No offense, guys.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlight Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because having a right to the second amendment makes you trigger happy. (No offense. #guns_suck) Why does cockroach taste like chicken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 the same chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay! Why is Alex Jones always right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solvaij Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because these darned kids wear jeans with holes in the knees. Why doesn't JelloApocalypse's voice match his body? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Because he's a WeABoo!!!! Why is it people think we're weird for liking girls with animal ears and tails, but the Sound of Water is treated like the best thing ever? Edited April 4, 2018 by Captain Karnage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because they haven't played 7th Dragon III yet, else they would know that animal-eared girls originate in Atlantis, a city surrounded by water. Why do bees sting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) 14 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Why do bees sting? (from my beekeeping class) why was there no season 3 of Spice and Wolf? Edited April 4, 2018 by Captain Karnage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because it wasn't very good. Who am I? Am I not unique? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Maybe I'm not here at all Look, the fakers Blinding us with lies The breakers of us all Oh, it's useless What could it mean that we're here? Can we make a difference If we don't break outta here? Wake up, get up, get out there Raise your voice against liars Feed your anger like fire Why does nobody want change? Just imagine you're out there Swatting lies in the making Can't move fast without breaking If you hold on life won't change Sorry, I couldn't resist. Why is Persona 5's music so glorious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because it just is (but it's not as good as Xenoblade 2's music) Why does Araki forget? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because I can't be assed to click on that link to figure out who Araki is. Why do I suck at adulting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because you are a manchild Why can I not ZA WURADO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Because Dio is dead in this timeline. When will Magolor be in Star Allies? Edited April 4, 2018 by GreatKnightEcho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 One day. THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?! (who ever understands this will get a cookie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) YOU’RE DONE!! and DON’T FORGET ME!! How does one watch not get caught with imouto lolis? Edited April 4, 2018 by Otts486 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Yeah, I can take you...out to a restaurant for some food! Ninjad! Look at the lolis with incognito mode on your browser turned on. Why are cookies both tasty sweet treats and information that the internet browser stores? Edited April 4, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Yeah, I can take you...out to a restaurant for some food! Ninjad! Look at the lolis with incognito mode on your browser turned on. Why are cookies both tasty sweet treats and information that the internet browser stores? Because whoever named them was really hungry(I don’t know either I’m just guessing) how do I invoke the powers of darkness? Edited April 4, 2018 by Otts486 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Because the Internet is an anime girl and she likes cookies. I'm not joking about that, btw. This is real. Too bad that not even cute anime girls will get people to use Internet Explorer. Why is RNG the embodiment of evil? Edit: oh no, ninja'd. Edited April 4, 2018 by Armagon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Because they were put in by satan how do I stop ninjaing people? Edited April 4, 2018 by Otts486 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 Holy crap that Internet Exploder anime girl xD Become a pirate instead. How do I stop being ninjad by people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 By out ninjaing the ninjas the perfect plan why can’t waifus be real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Waifus are real if you just believe But am I real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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