Hawkwing Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Press the button that looks like a circle with a line through the top. And make sure the computer itself is plugged in. And make sure the monitor is turned on as well (press the same circle with a line button). If we already know the answer to a question, but ask it anyway to see how others respond, does it count as a stupid question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 28, 2018 Author Share Posted July 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Rex Glacies said: How do I turn on my computer? Take your shirt off and wink at it and call it "babe". I'm sorry I had to Current question: I'll let it slide. If you shoot a robot, is it murder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Hawkwing said: Is there any practical purpose for the "spin" part of spin kicking? Something with physics and momentum. 1 hour ago, Dragoncat said: If you shoot a robot, is it murder? Depends on if the robot is sentient. What is this black, gooey, stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Orc blood. How does Google decide which persons and events to make a doodle of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Serious answer: The company probably prepares ahead of time for these events and chooses which events to doodles and celebrate. Joking answer: Probably by using some anomalous object. Contact the SCP Foundation if you want to make sure they aren't using such things. Can something bad be good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 28, 2018 Author Share Posted July 28, 2018 If it's pizza maybe. Can Jesus microwave a burrito? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Jesus can do whatever the fuck he wants. Which of the four Gospels would Jesus like the most? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 The Lord shows no favoritism. Why are there so many animals in my neighborhood this year? I just saw a fox today, I saw a rabbit yesterday and several times before that. Wild Turkeys and deer walking along the road aren't an usual sight, and chipmunks and squirrels are everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 29, 2018 Author Share Posted July 29, 2018 You must be a Disney princess! Now sing and see if they clean your house! Why are firetrucks red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 To attract attention on the road and clear the way, I think? The color stands out in traffic. Why does my lunch box feel so light? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 It's a placebo effect. Or it spouted a hole. Or you forgot to put something inside it. How did this object get this many different names? (Seriously, this is the first time I've heard of alternative names for this thing). Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=17857&start=30 It's a forum edit by a user named Petah-Petah, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 29, 2018 Author Share Posted July 29, 2018 I have no idea but WHERE IS "BOUNCY CASTLE"? Why does it rain every night here lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Because Mother nature says so. Why do people call Alexander of Macedonia "Alexander the Great" when Cyrus of Persia should clearly be called it because he was the most kind leader to ever rule, let alone the best person in general? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Ask the people who would call him Alexander the Marginal if he weren't so great. If you attempt to fail and succeeded, what have you done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 You’ve amused God. If God really did have all of the powers people say He has, then why does he allow Satan to run amok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Free will. Why did I propose to Dragoncat... ...that we merge our fanfic universes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 9 hours ago, Dragoncat said: I have no idea but WHERE IS "BOUNCY CASTLE"? At the church picnic today. Although if you're wondering where it is in the comic, Pikachu is making that argument. 9 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Why does it rain every night here lately? God has decided that this is the time to water the flowers. 9 hours ago, IfIHadToPickADude said: Why do people call Alexander of Macedonia "Alexander the Great" when Cyrus of Persia should clearly be called it because he was the most kind leader to ever rule, let alone the best person in general? Because it's kinda hard to call someone who literally cried over the fact that he had no places left to conquer in the know world something other than "great". Cyrus is definitely underrated, though. 5 hours ago, Purple Mage said: Why did I propose to Dragoncat... Because you forgot to check out her profile page beforehand and didn't see... 5 hours ago, Purple Mage said: ...that we merge our fanfic universes? Oh. Because you two noticed that your fictional world's were similar enough that they could merge without problem. Is it an actual, official rule that you aren't allowed to cheat in counting games, even in (or especially in) fftf posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 29, 2018 Author Share Posted July 29, 2018 @Purple Mage Lol I'm flattered but I just like you as a friend xD Merging fanfics is fine though. Ray says he wants to give Matthew a piggy back ride. Joan says her dad gives piggy back rides to her mom and it makes her blink. Scipio just wants to know if it's possible to make a pokeball bazooka because that would be epic and probably be much easier than throwing them. Reply to that via PM if you want. 17 minutes ago, Hawkwing said: Is it an actual, official rule that you aren't allowed to cheat in counting games, even in (or especially in) fftf posts? I wouldn't know, counting games are boring imo. Why is the god of Pokemon a GOAT? (Arceus) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Kuma Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 24 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Why is the god of Pokemon a GOAT? (Arceus) because llamas aren't sexy enough Is Despacito an instrument? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 No, it's an epic detailing one man's desire to show his affection toward all women (and men) in the world. Despacito 5 out soon on a computer near you. Omae wa, mo shinderu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Ano? ("What?" in Filipino) Also, @Dragoncat, yes I just like you as a friend. I just wanted to make the same joke I made on my Discord server: As for my question: Didn't see what,@Hawkwing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 39 minutes ago, IfIHadToPickADude said: Omae wa, mo shinderu? Technically. I mean, all humans are mortal, so from a certain point of view, we kinda are already dead. 5 minutes ago, Purple Mage said: As for my question: Didn't see what,@Hawkwing? Her age. Speaking of which, I never got my question answered on whether or not being an "Idea Guy" is an actual job. ...so is being an "Idea Guy" an actual job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Possibly. Why do I want to experience human life even until I grow old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 29, 2018 Author Share Posted July 29, 2018 Doesn't everybody want that? Is there sexism in FE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Possibly. @Dragoncatwho's Ray and why does he want to give Matthew a piggy back ride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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