wizzard of soz Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 (edited) wouldn't it more accurate to say that a Fire Emblem plotline is secretly riffing off Sleeping Beauty? though i don't believe we've had any canon kisses 2 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Why do I keep consuming caffeine in the evening and forcing myself to pull all nighters? this is too close to home. because why do the things you want to do later when you could do them now! especially when you get in "the zone." why do recorded voices sound so much different than the in-person equivalent? Edited July 31, 2018 by wizzard of soz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 (edited) Ask a doctor or something, I don't know. Why do I think that the Philippines is a better place to live rather than the United States of America? Edited July 31, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizzard of soz Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 guess you didn't get sold on the whole freedom and equality spiel *eagle caws in the background* why is everyone i know suffering from some degree of depression? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 31, 2018 Author Share Posted July 31, 2018 Because of the opioid epidemic. How do you count to potato? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 You find potatoes and count. How to beat the first level of fire emblem (7)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koumal8 Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Using Frederick, obviously Why are there bread crumbs in my bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 31, 2018 Author Share Posted July 31, 2018 Because spiders are trying to pay rent and they can't find any pennies. Why are farts funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Because its kid stuff. What is a pegasus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Kuma Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 A pegasus is an Asus laptop that has a wooden peg glued to its bottom, DUH. why isn't the pugi a tome already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koumal8 Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT ISN'T? My birthday is 34/16, what should I ask as presents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 13 hours ago, wizzard of soz said: guess you didn't get sold on the whole freedom and equality spiel *eagle caws in the background* Current question: Infinite Knowledge. Who is buying these "special services" and who is this "Netflix"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 A secret organization... Netflix is a company that makes films. Is corrin an elf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Maybe. They're a Mary Sue, and Elves are infamous for being them is some stories. On the other hand... Where can you buy smoke pellets/bombs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 From the secret shop. You'll have to find them amidst smoke. They also always run out of smoke bombs though. Who decided that adding 20% to a unit's growth wouldn't make Donnel a game breaking unit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Some game developer that thought the original growth rates weren't good enough, so they added 20 to each percentage and called it a day. At least it makes Donnel a reliable unit when he gets up to speed, if nothing else. How do you strike things out on mobile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 Tie a firecracker to your phone. Real answer: I think [ s ] your text here [ / s ] without the spaces. Is it illegal to throw McDonald's through somebody's window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Probably. What the heck happened him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I don't know. If you preserve a sea cucumber in vinegar, does it become a sea pickle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 No it just becomes a poor tortured animal. Why do dogs not bury their poop like cats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Because cats are smarter. What should I do now that I'm back home in the Philippines and only have until the end of the week before school starts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Find a book and/or videogame you enjoy that doesn't take that long to finish, and try to relax and enjoy your last days of freedom. Why was Spiderman losing his powers in Spiderman 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Because he isn't true spiderman. (Toby MaGuire is meh spiderman, Tom holland is way more best.) What happens if you microwave a microwave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 The world ends. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizzard of soz Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) @IfIHadToPickADude thank you for this 8 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Why do dogs not bury their poop like cats? my dogs always kick up dirt and/or leaves over their poo, they try at least none: you can't pick a pickled pepper promptly off the plant. why is the "funny bone" so funny? Edited August 2, 2018 by wizzard of soz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Because it's a masochist. Okay, who decided to get our only pilot drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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