Dragoncat Posted August 5, 2018 Author Share Posted August 5, 2018 Your mom. On that note, how interesting is it that your mom jokes were invented by the Babylonians? They're ancient! Like your mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 18 hours ago, Purple Mage said: Also, sorry for constantly mentioning Roy x Idoun. Don't be. I'm just point out that you've mentioned it several times over the lifespan of this thread. On 4/18/2018 at 5:39 AM, Purple Mage said: Who is America's favorite fighting Frenchman? On 4/18/2018 at 7:05 AM, Hawkwing said: Glass Joe. A determinator at its finest. On 5/20/2018 at 10:03 AM, Ephraim's Babe said: Who's America's favorite fighting Frenchman? On 5/20/2018 at 10:13 AM, Purple Mage said: Large Baguette! I mean, Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette. 18 hours ago, Purple Mage said: Who is America's Favorite Fighting Frenchman? 16 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Musketeer Dude? I'm curious what the actual answer to this question is now. 8 hours ago, Dragoncat said: On that note, how interesting is it that your mom jokes were invented by the Babylonians? They're ancient! Like your mom Well, everyone has a mother, so I guess it was only a matter of time before a civilization discovered how effective they are as insults. And my mother probably will have grey hair by the time my little brother graduates, but I'll take that as a compliment about her wisdom and experience. Is my pointing out that a question has been asked before funny or annoying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Some mixture of interesting and funny, with a slight dash of challenging us to copy even MORE questions. What kind of day is it in the neighborhood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 5, 2018 Author Share Posted August 5, 2018 A wonderful one! How were bananas domesticated? Wild bananas are bitter and full of seeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 They were smacked with a rolled up newspaper whenever they made a mess in the house. Have you ever robbed a stage coach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 That seems oddly specific... Have you ever had your adopted brother just murder your dad and become a vampire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 6, 2018 Author Share Posted August 6, 2018 18 hours ago, IfIHadToPickADude said: That seems oddly specific... That's my answer. Why does nobody expect the Spanish Inquisition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Because right when you expect it to come, it doesn't. That, or you tempt fate. In the world of Zootopia, they have their own versions of Disney movies. So who or what would be their equivalent of Batman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 6, 2018 Author Share Posted August 6, 2018 Manbat. Robin would be a literal Robin. Joker would be a baboon. What would Superman be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Krypto the Superdog. Why do people forget that the lesser of two evils is still an evil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Because memory loss. Who is the girl who asks you to save your game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 Saver Lady. Why did Susie fall off the swing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Cause Susie wasn't holding onto the chains. Can you name something better than I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Me. Ha! Why doesn't anyone like me and yet they still put up with my shid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 People do like you, so idk why you keep saying that. Why do I procrastinate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Because you are a forward-looking person. You are pro-cras, which translates as for-tomorrow. You just take your emphasis on the future it too literally and don't realize the best tomorrow is forged today. Why'd I bite off more than I knew I could chew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Because your eyes were bigger than your stomach. Why does the wi-fi at my workplace suck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 Because there's a joltik munching on the wires in the router. Why do my dishes and laundry pile up so quickly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 It's hard to break out of the habit of our parents doing everything. And adulting isn't easy. And those two things pile up quickly in general. Why are the letters on a keyboard arranged in such a nonsensical order? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 It's not! It was originally designed for typewriters so that jams didn't occur as much and to increase typing speed! It also might be because it makes it easier for a telegraph operator to work. Either way, it serves a purpose! Here's the Wikipedia page if you want to get started on learning more! Why do I often forget the name of the owner of the "Twilight Tavern" in Etrian Odyssey V? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 I'll hazard a guess that it's not brought up very often, and it's not a common name in daily/real life? Why is the original Mystery of the Emblem the only Fire Emblem game with a walkthrough on Serenes Forest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Wait, it has a walkthough? Have you heard the tale of a duck who walked up to a lemonade stand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 Yes and the lemonade stand didn't have any grapes. Why are ducks funny anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 They're ducks! What else do I have to say? How's tricks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 9, 2018 Author Share Posted August 9, 2018 Trick or treat smell my feet! Why do dogs pee on fire hydrants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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