Dragoncat Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 Because you really like it and it's obscure and you feel like you need to explain. How much bread and water does it take to equal one Jesus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Zero, for Jesus has no equal. Why do I like my friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 For sexual reasons? (jk) Of all of the playable characters in FE, which one most likely has STDs? (I would pick Tethys from Sacred Stones) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 3, 2018 Author Share Posted October 3, 2018 Sain. He can't score with anyone other than disease ridden hookers. It hurts when he pees. He better get that checked out. Why do I find that so funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Because it is. In FE games, do you approve of the Fortune teller in FE7 that not only shows who can Support with whom, but gives you very helpful hints for each chapter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 3, 2018 Author Share Posted October 3, 2018 Yeah, I liked her, she's a useful addition. Why does my grandpa always knock on the table and say there's somebody at the door every time I see him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 He thinks it's a running gag. Do the worlds of fighting games have ambulances? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Probably. WHO DARES TO AWAKEN THE DRAGON? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 5 hours ago, IfIHadToPickADude said: Probably. WHO DARES TO AWAKEN THE DRAGON? No one. Manaketes only go into several thousand year sleeps because no one wants to deal with a dragon that got up on the wrong side of the bed. What is the square root of a tulip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 A rose. How many daffodils does it take to make it rain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 3, 2018 Author Share Posted October 3, 2018 4 and a half. I've been playing Epona's Song in front of this cow for 30 minutes, why am I not getting any milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Is it a male cow? Men don’t produce milk. Why doesn’t every Zelda game have some kind of boss rush mode where you get to fight rematches against all of the bosses you’ve already beaten? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Because Zelda boss fights aren't that interesting in the first place. What the heck is a "heck"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Because Zelda boss fights aren't that interesting in the first place. You can’t be serious; besides perhaps Zelda 1 and the games in the series I haven’t played yet, the boss fights are one of the best parts. Which Zelda game have you played that didn’t have good boss fights? As for what the heck is heck, it’s a higher up circle of Hell, so it’s not as horrible as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 3, 2018 Author Share Posted October 3, 2018 OMG the boss fights in Zelda are top notch! Since there's no question... Why do people say scaring or annoying the hell out of somebody when hell isn't in anybody, it's underground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Because it sounds funny and more child-friendly than "crap", I assume. 15 hours ago, SMEDIA said: You can’t be serious; besides perhaps Zelda 1 and the games in the series I haven’t played yet, the boss fights are one of the best parts. Which Zelda game have you played that didn’t have good boss fights? Well, to be fair, I've only played Twilight Princess and Hyrule Warriors and found the boss fights in those games to be the least enjoyable parts of it. But hey, to each their own, I suppose. Have you heard the tragedy of Parrot the Parrot King? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Either they could save everyone but themselves, choked to death after eating too many crackers, or it's death saddened Shanty Pete so much that it sent him into a berserker rage and he conquered yet another heavily fortified port town on his own. Spoiler No joke; Shanty Pete really does own a parrot. Why wasn't a Taguel Warren a level in Fire Emblem Awakening? Not even as DLC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 Because the devs didn't think of it. Why do pirates have parrots anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 (edited) Because pirates parrots are exotic tropical birds found only in the Carribean, where pirates lived? If knights, samurai, and vikings existed all at one point in history so For Honor can make chronological sense (9th century iirc), why hasn't anyone thought of a game that takes place in the 19th century with pirates, cowboys, and ninjas? Edited October 4, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Probably because pirates would be stuck with flintlock pistols, Cowboys wouldn't have many melee options besides fistcuffs, and ninja's were actually present in the same time period as samurais. With that said, it sounds like it could make for a pretty cool game! They may just have to throw realism out the window for balancing reasons. 22 hours ago, DragonFlames said: Because Zelda boss fights aren't that interesting in the first place. Thou have not fought the glorious Koloktos, and seen what an epic boss fight is. Or Demise. Or Phantom Ganondorf. Or Ganondorf. Why hasn't Nintendo given one of Links incarnations a beard yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Because Link is destined to stay a pretty-boy, I guess. Why do I think Pertemis (Percy Jackson x Artemis) is a good idea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 Because everybody has unconventional fanfic pairings I guess. Why does my cat scoot his food bowl all over and make a mess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Because cats don't have table manners. Does anyone actually like my OC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 I think he's cool, pun completely intended xD Is there a doctor in the house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 No, but there is one in the apartment building. Im playing FE6 for the first time now and I’m wondering why there are so many elderly people in Roy’s army? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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